New emoticons that I am sure will be used alot here.

[85Sooner]

Assicons





We all know those little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.






Sometimes these are represented by
:-)


Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"





Here goes:






(_!_) a regular ***

(__!__) a fat ***

(!) a tight ***

(_*_) a sore ***

{_!_} a swishy ***

(_x_) kiss my ***

(_X_) leave my *** alone

(_zzz_) a tired ***

(_E=mc2_) a smart ***

(_$_) Money coming out of his ***

(_?_) Dumb ***

:pop:

[yermom]

i'm more of a b00bicon man myself

[goingoneight]

8=====D :mack:

[Tailwind]

OMG!!!!LOL.

[StoopTroup]

Wide Load

(_______|_______)

[Tailwind]

Hey, that's MY *** you're displaying there.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[sanantoniosooner]

(_x_)

[Tailwind]

Not only No, but hell no! ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

(:texan: )
(:eddie: )
(:mack: )

[StoopTroup]

whorna$$
pokea$$
macka$$

LMAO!

[crawfish]

( :dolemite: )

[StoopTroup]

pimpa$$?