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SoonerBK
5/31/2007, 02:26 PM
Not that I agree with this, but here ya go:

Cleavage: What's Appropriate, What's Not

How to Show Off Breasts Best in the Office, on the Town and Everywhere Else

May 29, 2007 —

The weather's getting warmer and necklines are dipping lower -- sometimes, too low.
From the beach to the mall to the office, women seem to be showing off their cleavage more than ever before. Why? According to Elisabeth Squires, author of "Boobs: A Guide to Your Girls," American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller.
"We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons. First, the fashion of the day is tight and skinny. At the same time, women are bigger than they were even 15 years ago. Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup," Squires said on "Good Morning America."
"We have to remember that while more women are showing more cleavage, you really have to use your breast power responsibly," Squires said.

What's Appropriate When

What looks sexy for a night out on the town may not be appropriate in the workplace. In fact, Squires said cleavage should never make an appearance in the office.
"It's way too big of a distraction for men and women," she said. "If cleavage isn't in your job description, don't put it in."
But that doesn't mean breasts should stay hidden. According to Squires, the appearance of breasts can help women in the workplace.
"A recent study showed men photos of women in a workplace with large breasts showing cleavage, medium breasts and small breasts. When asked about who looked most professional and personable, the men chose the women with medium-sized breasts," she said.
"You don't have to be flat-chested to be taken seriously," she added. "You just have to be proportionate. For women who are small busted, that may mean a little padding. For well-endowed women, that may mean a minimizer."
Squires suggested that women also keep things respectable at family events, like a kids' soccer game.
"This is not the time to show off your girls," she said. "Your children should not have to compete with your cleavage for attention."
Night is prime time to bring out breasts, but Squires suggested women treat their cleavage as part of their outfit -- not a focal point.
"You can certainly be a bit more daring," she said. "This presumably is adult time, and cleavage is powerful. This is the time to use it. But they should be part of your whole look."
Pregnant women are an exception to the rules. Squires said because pregnancy gives breasts a boost they might not have otherwise, women should show them off.
"During pregnancy you should celebrate your breasts. For some women, that's the only time they have cleavage," she said. "Obviously you don't want to go nuts. But cleavage on a pregnant woman is just different -- live it up a bit."
Squires said women of a certain age can still show off cleavage, as 61-year-old Helen Mirren proved at the Oscars.
"It has to be integrated into your entire look," she said. "If a woman of a certain age squeezes her girls together, she'll get the wrinkled, crepelike look. That's not good. But if you're older and you wear a scoop neck and you have beautiful, what the French call decollete, that's great."

Tips for Every Woman

Squires offered advice all women can heed to make their breasts look better:
Don't be in bra denial. The average woman changes bra sizes at least seven times in her life. Get fitted and accept your number and cup size.
Think outside the bra. A strong back and shoulders -- good carriage -- makes your whole body look better, including your breasts. Don't concentrate so much on your underwiring. Concentrate on the rest of your body.
Be good to your girls. Breasts are unique, and the truth is that men love them all. Be more accepting of your body. Most women think breasts only come in two sizes: too big or too small. It's not true. They're beautiful; be good to them.
You can find out more about Squires' book on her Web site, www.booksonboobs.com.
Click here to learn more about a recent study on breast size perception and satisfaction.
Click here to learn more about a recent study on the effect of breast size on perceptions of women.

OUinFLA
5/31/2007, 03:00 PM
http://www.booksonboobs.com/img/center_up_full_bold.gif



oh, yeah. :D

Hamhock
5/31/2007, 03:07 PM
this looser has no idea what he is talking about.

i dare you to name one instance when female cleavage is not appropriate (non-related cleavage)

springs sooner
5/31/2007, 03:56 PM
this looser has no idea what he is talking about.

i dare you to name one instance when cleavage is not appropriate (non-related cleavage)


when it is a guy.....

Hamhock
5/31/2007, 03:58 PM
that's not technically cleavage (i hope)

Osce0la
5/31/2007, 04:16 PM
I saw a woman the other day with back cleavage...inappropriate.

I told my wife that it looked more like she had a butt crack at the top of her back, the wife called it back cleavage...

TUSooner
5/31/2007, 04:24 PM
obligatory "worthless without pics" post

TUSooner
5/31/2007, 04:27 PM
That reminds me that we had a blond soccer mom (a bit too old and too heavy) who has boobs like torpedos and showed a ridiculous amount of cleavage all the time. It was a bad joke. It was better in winter when she covered up a bit, but I wont miss her.

OUinFLA
5/31/2007, 04:38 PM
will you miss them?

Widescreen
5/31/2007, 05:55 PM
will you miss them?
You're on a roll today. Don't hurt yourself.

;)

VeeJay
5/31/2007, 07:48 PM
I think that article is way too serious and introspective when all's we're thinking about is how the motorboat noise would sound when betwixt the pair.

...and how they flop when she's jumping up and down or running or something.

the_ouskull
5/31/2007, 09:12 PM
You know how I know you're g*y?

the_ouskull

the_ouskull
5/31/2007, 09:15 PM
I think that article is way too serious and introspective when all's we're thinking about is how the motorboat noise would sound when betwixt the pair.

...and how they flop when she's jumping up and down or running or something.

No doubt. I mean, reading this:


Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup.

It makes my heart skip a beat every time I see it... mainly 'cause the blood is being reappropriated.

the_ouskull

OUinFLA
5/31/2007, 09:45 PM
Ive spent years gettting my grapefruit tree to only grow C Size grapefruit.
I love harvesting my grapefruit.
Now, I gotta fertilize it and try to get it to grow E size?
Dang.

VeeJay
5/31/2007, 10:04 PM
Ive spent years gettting my grapefruit tree to only grow C Size grapefruit.
I love harvesting my grapefruit.
Now, I gotta fertilize it and try to get it to grow E size?
Dang.

OUinFLA - you know what they say about a mouthful.

You better get a bigger mouth. :O

OUinFLA
5/31/2007, 10:05 PM
OUinFLA - you know what they say about a mouthful.

You better get a bigger mouth. :O

well........... I know I'll need both hands to harvest a Size E grapefruit.

StoopTroup
6/1/2007, 02:20 AM
Good thing your in Florida...

I wonder how much fertilizer it would take to enlarge some Coconuts...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/26065DG~Shake-Your-Coconuts-Posters.jpg

stoopified
6/1/2007, 07:42 AM
obligatory "worthless without pics" post
Dammit ya beat me but in this case it has never been more true.