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stoopified
5/31/2007, 08:30 AM
who would it be and why?Personally I go with Phil because this is such a great board.People CAN and do often use worse criteria to vote for President.Just look at...........,naw I ain't gonna go there.
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2007, 08:48 AM
Mongo. I feel that it's time that we had a gay President.
OklahomaRed
5/31/2007, 08:51 AM
Dean. At least we would have someone in the Whitehouse that had some kahonies. :D
OUinFLA
5/31/2007, 09:35 AM
I dont care which one of you hillbillies is Pres, but, I want to be in charge of either the Treasury, or ATF.
Im thinkin ATF would be more fun.
Hamhock
5/31/2007, 09:36 AM
my bobcat
BajaOklahoma
5/31/2007, 09:58 AM
One of the Ladies - if we can put up with all of the ^&*( you guys dish out daily, being President should be a breeze.
slickdawg
5/31/2007, 09:59 AM
Easy, DEAN!
Viking Kitten
5/31/2007, 10:01 AM
Hairy. He'll play golf all the time, meanwhile, I'll be running a shadow government. *rubs hands together all evil like*
Petro-Sooner
5/31/2007, 10:07 AM
Ok I'll go ahead and say it. Sicem. Just think of the possibilities. :D
slickdawg
5/31/2007, 10:08 AM
Image 1TC - now that has possibilities.
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2007, 10:16 AM
One of the Ladies - if we can put up with all of the ^&*( you guys dish out daily, being President should be a breeze.
It's that kind of talk that's gonna fill up our version of Guantanamo Bay.

;)
Tailwind
5/31/2007, 10:18 AM
There is nobody here that I dislike that much.
dolemitesooner
5/31/2007, 10:19 AM
I would be a great president ...I nominate myslef
sooneron
5/31/2007, 10:28 AM
This is so easy...




http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=39138
NormanPride
5/31/2007, 10:32 AM
DUH.

Olevet.
slickdawg
5/31/2007, 10:32 AM
Who could be more wonderfully powerful and omnipotent than:
President Czar


and the awesomist EVAR first lady VK!
Howzit
5/31/2007, 10:32 AM
I would be a great president ...I nominate myslef

It would be an improvement in dictions skills over our current Head of State.
Viking Kitten
5/31/2007, 10:36 AM
and the awesomist EVAR first lady VK!

I'd put Imelda Marcos to shame, baby.
SicEmBaylor
6/4/2007, 10:47 PM
FanInAma
olevetonahill
6/4/2007, 10:52 PM
DUH.

Olevet.
Free Beer for everyone . But Hell I bow down to VK ;)
goingoneight
6/5/2007, 01:22 AM
I'm goingoneight, and I approve this message...

If you join us in 2008, we'll work for YOU, SoonerFans... to abolish The University of Texass. We will expose them for all of their dirty laundry and blame the aggies for turning them in.


Eh... that's all for now, I guess. Have some :twinkies:.
StoopTroup
6/5/2007, 03:25 AM
Will the new president be in charge of the sponsor gifts? :D
skycat
6/5/2007, 08:51 AM
I would be a great president ...I nominate myslef

I'm not sure that the country is ready for First Lady Yermom.
Phil
6/5/2007, 10:33 AM
who would it be and why?Personally I go with Phil because this is such a great board.People CAN and do often use worse criteria to vote for President.Just look at...........,naw I ain't gonna go there.

If nominated, I will not accept, and if elected, I will not serve. - LBJ
King Crimson
6/5/2007, 10:49 AM
I suspect whomever it would be, dissent would not flourish.
Soonerus
6/5/2007, 10:51 AM
who would it be and why?Personally I go with Phil because this is such a great board.People CAN and do often use worse criteria to vote for President.Just look at...........,naw I ain't gonna go there.

Unparalled level of "brown-nosing"
MamaMia
6/5/2007, 10:58 AM
If Dean were the president, nobody would mess with us for very long.

If olevet were the president the White House would have the biggest kegger that side of the USA has ever seen.
picasso
6/5/2007, 11:05 AM
Dean could never be president. they do not make sleeveless wife beater suits.


do they?
SicEmBaylor
6/5/2007, 02:06 PM
not quite, Phil. You're thinking of Silent Cal Coolidge.
LBJ said: I will not seek nor will I accept the nomination...

But, we get the idea.
Actually, you're both wrong. It was William T. Sherman who was often mentioned as a Presidential candidate for the Republican party and he released a statement saying, "If nominated I shall not run. If elected I shall not serve."
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 02:14 PM
If Dean were the president, nobody would mess with us for very long.

If olevet were the president the White House would have the biggest kegger that side of the USA has ever seen.

Mom
Talk about a Party . Id have the Sooners Play the U on the white house Lawn, Fly in All of the SoonerFans.com Members . Tailgate Delux :D
MamaMia
6/5/2007, 02:31 PM
Mom
Talk about a Party . Id have the Sooners Play the U on the white house Lawn, Fly in All of the SoonerFans.com Members . Tailgate Delux :DYeah, and have OU magnets on the presidential limousine in the motorcade. :P
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 02:34 PM
Yeah, and have OU magnets on the presidential limousine in the motorcade. :P
Yup and an OU flag instead of that Pres. banner crap:D
jk the sooner fan
6/5/2007, 02:47 PM
Dean could never be president. they do not make sleeveless wife beater suits.


do they?

nor wing-tipped flip flops :)
FaninAma
6/5/2007, 03:03 PM
FanInAma

I actually want an appointment to where the real power is........either to the Supreme Court or as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Forget being the chief punching bag for everything that is screwed up in this country.

But I appreciate the sentiment.
Widescreen
6/5/2007, 03:28 PM
not quite, Phil. You're thinking of Silent Cal Coolidge.

Correcting the commander-in-chief is going to be punishable by death. :eek:
C&CDean
6/5/2007, 06:33 PM
kimchee.........yummy......
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 06:47 PM
kimchee.........yummy......
Id rather have My Poke Salad thank you .
Hey Dean I want You as Prs. I wanta be the Vice Dude ;)
C&CDean
6/5/2007, 07:04 PM
Id rather have My Poke Salad thank you .
Hey Dean I want You as Prs. I wanta be the Vice Dude ;)

Well only if you'll share some of that vice with your commander-in-chief.
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 07:12 PM
Well only if you'll share some of that vice with your commander-in-chief.
Dayum skippy :D
You get all the headaches , I get the punanny and let you dip yer Ceegar ;)
Phil
6/5/2007, 07:42 PM
Actually, you're both wrong. It was William T. Sherman who was often mentioned as a Presidential candidate for the Republican party and he released a statement saying, "If nominated I shall not run. If elected I shall not serve."

Yep. LBJ's was close, but not exactly that quote.
SoonerGirl06
6/5/2007, 08:16 PM
Whoever becomes President, I'd appreciate a cabinet post.

Secretary of Whatever would be fine with me.
SicEmBaylor
6/5/2007, 08:18 PM
Whoever becomes President, I'd appreciate a cabinet post.

Secretary of Whatever would be fine with me.
If I make it you are sooooo hired as an intern.
Jimminy Crimson
6/5/2007, 08:36 PM
A Big Red Ron/Jimminy ticket would be hard for anyone to pass up!
SoonerGirl06
6/5/2007, 08:38 PM
If I make it you are sooooo hired as an intern.

What makes you think I'd want to be an intern for you? And if I were... I'd never smoke one of your cigars as I prefer to smoke only the best.
critical_phil
6/5/2007, 08:41 PM
:hot:
Rogue
6/5/2007, 08:51 PM
My dream ticket would be Homey and Yermom. Sort of a yin/yang thing.

Dean - Secretary of Defense
BRJ - Secretary of the Interior
JK - Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Me - Special envoy to the Swedish bikini team and other affairs
SicEm - Ambassador to France
Jerk - Special advisor to the special envoy
Turk - Special counsel to the special advisor
MamaMia - Rose Garden Chief Gardener
Olevvet - Assistant Chef

Other posts are available to the highest or most creative bidder.
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 09:01 PM
Rogue Yall cant Beat the Tandem Of Dean and I
OUinFLA
6/5/2007, 09:07 PM
I defer my support until after all you wannbees have a debate.
Rogue
6/5/2007, 09:08 PM
Probably not, but it'd be a bit too conservative for my liking. That's why yermom is in a prominent position. He's probably the most independent poster.
olevetonahill
6/5/2007, 09:09 PM
I defer my support until after all you wannbees have a debate.
Whats to debate ?
Dean Prez. Me in charge of Vice. Free Beer for all Members of Soonerfans,com ? :cool:
Scott D
6/5/2007, 09:24 PM
this thread makes me feel good.
sooneron
6/5/2007, 09:25 PM
this thread makes me feel good.
I was about to nominate you.
Scott D
6/5/2007, 09:27 PM
that wouldn't make me feel good :mad:
JohnnyMack
6/5/2007, 09:30 PM
President - :dean:
VP - Scott D
Secretary of Idiots - Howzit
Grand ********* of the lower 48 - 1tc

And I'd give Ike a job doing something. He's smarter than the rest of us.
sooneron
6/5/2007, 09:31 PM
I nominate Scott D, he would be a most benevolent ruler. We don't need a president, we need a ruler.
Scott D
6/5/2007, 09:43 PM
:mad:
Jerk
6/5/2007, 09:54 PM
True about Yermom. He can be totally liberal on some things and then be surprisingly right-wing on others.