Next Halloween...

[SoonerBorn68]

I'm gonna dress up like a conservative Christian!

Apparently they're scary.

[jk the sooner fan]

Boo!!!!!

[Sooner in Tampa]

:rolleyes:

[def_lazer_fc]

its just the fundamentalist christians that are scary.

[SoonerBorn68]

Then I'll go as one of those. I'd really like to scare the crap out of some people I had respect for until recently.

[def_lazer_fc]

you could go as a zombie jerry falwell. most frightening thing. ever.

[SoonerBorn68]

Maybe a MLK corpse. I hear he was devout.

[def_lazer_fc]

yeah, but a zombie bigot is way scarier than a zombie who stood for civil rights.

[SoonerBorn68]

You're right, but he preached equality through Christianity. That's pretty scary right there.

[SoonerBorn68]

I could go as Jimmy Carter. I hear he's a big on Christianity. And he's got a scary looking face.

[def_lazer_fc]

nah, jimmy carter is like your drunken grandpa. he's not threatening at all. just a little wacky.

[usmc-sooner]

you've never felt fear until you've been ogled by the Bible thumping beer nazi :D

[oumartin]

you darn right wing, skin headed gun totin' conservatives scare the heck outta me! ;)

[KABOOKIE]

I nominate the Rev. Jimmy Lee Farnsworth as The Bible Thumping Beer Nazi.

http://www.fletchwon.net/farnsworth.jpg

[yermom]

damn Beer Nazis