Does it sound gay if a guy whose wife is pregnant tells you "we're pregnant"?

[usmc-sooner]

I think it sounds stupid. I had somebody tell me this and I was so wanting to say turn in your man card.

I think it also sounds silly if you say "We're expecting" Really I'm expecting too. I expect to eat drink and sleep.

[Petro-Sooner]

It does sound a little off I suppose.

[Boomer.....]

I have always thought that it sounded stupid.

[Mongo]

I just said I knocked her up

[PhxSooner]

I understand the sentiment, but if my husband had said that, I would have smacked him. I'm the one who had the morning sickness and walked around looking like a beached whale.

[OklahomaRed]

When my wife said that, I always said, "We're not pregant. You're pregnant. I made you pregnant." You say that while you stick out your chest and point to her big belly! :D

[PhxSooner]

When my wife said that, I always said, "We're not pregant. You're pregnant. I made you pregnant." You say that while you stick out your chest and point to her big belly! :D
And then wait to get smacked...;)

[Viking Kitten]

I understand the sentiment, but if my husband had said that, I would have smacked him. I'm the one who had the morning sickness and walked around looking like a beached whale.

F'in A.

[OklahomaRed]

Heh! Dang straight. It isn't worth saying unless it's warrants a smack! :D

[Viking Kitten]

I hate the "we're expecting" line too. As if they're trying to convice people the stork is coming with a baby because they would never do anything as distasteful as having s-e-x.

Just admit your filthy horndog of a husband knocked your sleazy *** up, for goodness sake.

[XingTheRubicon]

I'd rather a guy refer to it as "we're pregnant" than a guy refer to it as "she's pregnant" from another zip code.

[jk the sooner fan]

Just admit your filthy horndog of a husband knocked your sleazy *** up, for goodness sake.

you know you wanted it....

[yermom]

I'd rather a guy refer to it as "we're pregnant" than a guy refer to it as "she's pregnant" from another zip code.

yeah, and it's not like he doesn't have to deal with her hormonal *** during the thing, or with the ensuing diapers, etc...

[Okieflyer]

The answer to the question is if she is standing next me at the time, it most certainly is not gay. It's called self preservation. :D


If your hangin' with the fella's, that's a different story.

[sooneron]

"we're pregnant" sounds goofy.

I wouldn't wish the crap that a woman goes through on ANY man. Well, almost any man.

[oumartin]

what sucks worse is hearing her say, I'm pregnant and he's not the father.

[Okieflyer]

OK the truth is I could never actually say it myself. When she said it, I just smiled and nodded in agreement. ;)

[Mongo]

Hey USMC, you know this is the second thread you have started with the word "gay" in it?

You have something to tell us :D

[Harry Beanbag]

Hey USMC, you know this is the second thread you have started with the word "gay" in it?

You have something to tell us :D


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[BU BEAR]

She is pregnant. By that time, I have already completed my half.

[usmc-sooner]

Hey USMC, you know this is the second thread you have started with the word "gay" in it?

You have something to tell us :D

it's a pitiful cry for help :D

[OCUDad]

She is pregnant. By that time, I have already completed my half.At one time in my life, I shared that perception. Then OCUMom proceeded to teach me the harsh lesson that what I consider "half" ain't anywhere NEAR what she considers "half."

[Okla-homey]

I thnk it sounds better than hillbillies who exclaim, That there's my old lady. She's a sufferin' from a bad case of peter poisoning.

[MamaMia]

None of the men in my family would ever say the words "we're pregnant." "We're expecting a child" is their words of choice.

[bri]

She is pregnant. By that time, I have already completed my half.

Baylor must have a wicked sh*tty math department, 'cause ain't no way five seconds equals nine months.

[Soonerus]

answer to thread question: Yes...

[MamaMia]

When I was pregnant with our first, my husband called our baby "it" a couple of times in the beginning. That didn't go over very well at all. :)

[goingoneight]

And then wait to get smacked...;)

If she's about 7 or more months along, she won't be able to reach ya!!! :D

[goingoneight]

When I was pregnant with our first, my husband called our baby "it" a couple of times in the beginning. That didn't go over very well at all. :)

Awww... how old is it now? :D

[yermom]

I thnk it sounds better than hillbillies who exclaim, That there's my old lady. She's a sufferin' from a bad case of peter poisoning.

that's awesome

[usmc-sooner]

I thnk it sounds better than hillbillies who exclaim, That there's my old lady. She's a sufferin' from a bad case of peter poisoning.

I think as matter of fact I know I'd prefer peter poisoning to the we're pregnant.

maybe it's the hillbilly in me.

[Blue]

We're Pregnant! = Gay

Turn in your "man card." = Also Gay.

;)

[usmc-sooner]

We're Pregnant! = Gay

Turn in your "man card." = Also Gay.

;)

yeah but faggot, makes some people mad.

[Blue]

Try...****. damnit. That doesn't work. Try *****. Damnit. Try Butt****er.

Hetero-challenged?

[TUSooner]

I understand the sentiment, but if my husband had said that, I would have smacked him. I'm the one who had the morning sickness and walked around looking like a beached whale.
Which is exactly why I never said it (about Mrs TU, I mean, not you and me. Uhhh... well, you know what I mean).

[Okieflyer]

When I was pregnant with our first, my husband called our baby "it" a couple of times in the beginning. That didn't go over very well at all. :)

Maybe he was thinking about selling "it" on Ebay!

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[1stTimeCaller]

was your friend rubbing your crotch when he said this to you?

;)

[tbl]

We're pregnant is kinda dumb, but we're expecting isn't.

[BU BEAR]

Baylor must have a wicked sh*tty math department, 'cause ain't no way five seconds equals nine months.

You are obviously not giving me any credit for all of the joint practice sessions prior to conception.

Now, if we assume a 30 day month; 9 months would be 270 days. (How's the math checking out so far?) That is 6480 hours or 388,800 minutes or 23,328,000 seconds. At the rate that you perform, that would be 4,665,600 "sessions". Thank goodness I am a much better performer than you or I could never lay claim to half.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

That's a dumb phrase.

I hate the visuals I get when someone says "we're trying to get pregnant."

[IronSooner]

That's a dumb phrase.

I hate the visuals I get when someone says "we're trying to get pregnant."


"Baby you and me ain't nothin' but mammals..."