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Geekboy
5/30/2007, 10:28 AM
I have a friend driving over from Dallas this very minute and he is giving me a football that was used during an OU game during the 1975 championship season. This friend attended OU then and actually sat next to Joe Washington in one class.

He had a friend that was a manager on the team that gave him the ball.
Today I will own it, therefore making me a little better than all of you. :)
snp
5/30/2007, 10:35 AM
And tonight, I'm stealing that ball negating your slight advantage over me.
Collier11
5/30/2007, 10:56 AM
I already flattened his friends tires, tied him up and threw him in the red river, and took the ball. Come on, the guy was driving a KIA so he deserved it!
TheUnnamedSooner
5/30/2007, 10:59 AM
How do you KNOW it was used in an OU game in 1975? I'm calling bull shat
SoonerBOI
5/30/2007, 11:24 AM
just saw your friend at an ebay store :)
MamaMia
5/30/2007, 12:23 PM
I have a friend driving over from Dallas this very minute and he is giving me a football that was used during an OU game during the 1975 championship season. This friend attended OU then and actually sat next to Joe Washington in one class.

He had a friend that was a manager on the team that gave him the ball.
Today I will own it, therefore making me a little better than all of you. :)
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.
sooner518
5/30/2007, 12:33 PM
I already flattened his friends tires, tied him up and threw him in the red river, and took the ball. Come on, the guy was driving a KIA so he deserved it!
a Kia from BRS&I no doubt!! He REALLY deserved it!
Seamus
5/30/2007, 12:42 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, I saved Barry Switzer's life. Turns out the spy he dispatched to watch texas practices was in fact a double agent. All the time Darrell Royal was acting like a Kazakhstani whore whose vajine had gotten loose like a wizard's sleeve, well, that was just a coverup to draw attention away from the fact that he had sent the spy back to kill Barry. I heard all of their nefarious plan while getting happy with Ursula Andress outside Royal's office window. So I murdered the spy with a garrote of 2-ply dental floss, thus saving Barry Switzer's life.

Oh, yes -- did I mention I did all this when I was 8? So that makes me more badass than you, no matter how many balls you have.
oumartin
5/30/2007, 03:54 PM
MamaMia!
Collier11
5/30/2007, 04:19 PM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.



w00t!
insuranceman_22
5/31/2007, 12:26 AM
Thank you Seamus, you are much better than Geekboy.....the King was saved!
soonerboomer93
5/31/2007, 01:49 AM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.

well, Mama wins this one
oumartin
5/31/2007, 01:53 AM
she won't tell you about her and I. but some football player she brags about!
olevetonahill
5/31/2007, 02:16 AM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :pop:
stoopified
5/31/2007, 07:35 AM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.
Would that be MR. Mia or were you one of those kinda girls? You know,FRIENDLY. :D
soonerboy_odanorth
5/31/2007, 02:21 PM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly balls.

:eek:
Geekboy
5/31/2007, 05:35 PM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.
I'm defeated.
Landthief 1972
6/1/2007, 10:49 AM
Piffle. I'm the father of the starting TE in 2014, the starting FB in 2015 and the starting defensive tackle in 2024.
King Crimson
6/1/2007, 11:15 AM
I have a friend driving over from Dallas this very minute and he is giving me a football that was used during an OU game during the 1975 championship season. This friend attended OU then and actually sat next to Joe Washington in one class.

He had a friend that was a manager on the team that gave him the ball.
Today I will own it, therefore making me a little better than all of you. :)

incorrect. i have a ball addressed to me and autographed by the 1975 national champs.

the line starts here for being my bitch:
Boomer.....
6/1/2007, 11:50 AM
incorrect. i have a ball addressed to me and autographed by the 1975 national champs.

the line starts here for being my bitch:
Oh yeah, well Mama slept with the whole 1975 championship team. :texan:
King Crimson
6/1/2007, 12:03 PM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.

Jimbo Elrod?
Geekboy
6/2/2007, 10:28 PM
I had the 'coveted football' with me today and tossed it with another friend at a high school football field just two blocks away from my house.

I have now concluded that I don't care what you people have done or who you people have slept with or who you know or what you did.......I have decided that there is no question......I am clearly better than all of you!!!
;)
Geekboy
6/2/2007, 10:30 PM
And let me just add.....I'm not a 'little' better.....I'm MASSIVELY better than all of you!!!!!!!! If you can't cope with that.......GET OVER IT!
SoonerShark
6/3/2007, 02:25 AM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.

I just don't want to hear about Little Joe's Big Joe or about how slippery he was or about how his silver shoes were to commemorate his silvery tongue. I just don't.
Blue
6/3/2007, 02:59 AM
Cool avatar though...
OKC-SLC
6/3/2007, 10:28 AM
Wrong. I slept with most of the players who touched your silly ball
Wow.
SoonerJLB
6/4/2007, 05:06 PM
Wrong. I slept with one of the players who touched your silly ball.

Snap! We have a winner. However, I have a ball that I stole from a Sooner football practice in 1985.