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Tulsa_Fireman
5/30/2007, 08:45 AM
Never make a pretty woman your wife.

Discuss.
crawfish
5/30/2007, 08:48 AM
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
Doing the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind
Osce0la
5/30/2007, 08:52 AM
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
Doing the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind
Thanks guys, but you're just over 2 years too late :mad:
Taxman71
5/30/2007, 09:11 AM
Jimmy Soul...and they speak the truth.