Are Girls Flatulent?

[StoopTroup]

Evidently Mythbusters did a show on it...

Do Pretty Girls Fart? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g&mode=related&search=)

I never saw this one...lol

[King Crimson]

edit: nothing to see here.

[King Crimson]

girls also take ****s, BTW.

[StoopTroup]

KC...

The myth that they don't fart has been busted...

The choices in the poll seemed like the only logical ones to me. :D

[King Crimson]

fair enough. i'll go back and edit.

though the title line seems to ask a yes/no question. no?

[StoopTroup]

This was just really more of a Community Service than to pose a question.

If some folks never gave it much thought....they may putting themselves in harms way.

[GottaHavePride]

I voted yes.

[oumartin]

I've been with my wife for 17 years and not one time have I heard her fart. I have never smelled one either. Plus never even known of her to take a poo poo.

[StoopTroup]

Martin...you may be in serious jeopardy....

She could possibly be on the brink of an explosion...

RUN ! ! ! ;)

[tulsaoilerfan]

I've been with my wife for 17 years and not one time have I heard her fart. I have never smelled one either. Plus never even known of her to take a poo poo.
She must read this board also :D My wife can crack them off better than my 13 year old son and i combined:eek:

[oumartin]

my wife does not read the board, not unless I show her something I want her to read. she is just very good at hiding it.

[jk the sooner fan]

girls also take ****s, BTW.

yes, but it smells like roses

[GottaHavePride]

Outkast had a song about roses...

[rufnek05]

this is what my mom said to me one day while talking about farting
"when i was pregnant with you, i knew you would be like your dad, because i couldn't stop farting". myth busted

[SleestakSooner]

I don't know about pretty young girls but the two little old ladies I mowed lawns for when I was a kid could make your eyes water if you happened to stand down wind from them for more than a minute! :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Mame , Scuse me , But I dont think I can handle 67 more of those .:eek:

[VeeJay]

Mame , Scuse me , But I dont think I can handle 67 more of those .:eek:

Heh! Ya pulled that one deep from the recesses of the "69 Joke" vault.

[LoyalFan]

Worse yet...when a girl is both flat-chested AND flatulent...Oh, the humanity.

Circa my Senior year in collitch I was "entertaining" a young lady (generously endowed, as it were,) at my parents home. They were out of town for a few, y'see. Well, apres amour, I wandered into the home bar to grab us some refreshment and, just as I reentered the boudoir, her ample bewtox literally fluttered as one made it's escape.
Being a gentleman, I fell to the floor (without spilling a drop of Pater's Boozus Expensivus, mind thee,) and convulsed. The poor lass was distraught.
Heerz da best part, well, epilogue. Six weeks later, she entered a convent, having been bugged to do so, all her life, by super-wacko fanatic Catholic mom. She lasted six weeks and left, literally going AWOL.
The frantic and furious Little Sisters Of The Holy Gestapo and her mom sought her for hours, not knowing she'd snagged sufficient cash from the convent to have a cab deliver her to my dorm.
After a pleasant reunion she called an uncle who lived well away from San Antonio. He drove down and collected her. Once at his home, she informed Saint Mom that she was "outta there" and would be dwelling elsewhere from then on. She did too.
Oh, when we got together every few weeks or so, no more artfays.

Oh, the myriad memories...sniff.
RIP, Arlene. You were a nice and pretty girl and, so I later heard, a great wife and mom.

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LF

[VeeJay]

That precious story is making me a little misty-eyed.

Here's a toast to ya, LF.

Just remember the good times.

[olevetonahill]

That precious story is making me a little misty-eyed.

Here's a toast to ya, LF.

Just remember the good times.
What Im saying . Hes telling her RIP . Did he kill the yainch ?

[LoyalFan]

That precious story is making me a little misty-eyed.

Here's a toast to ya, LF.

Just remember the good times.

Thanks for the kind words, and the toast.
Now let's lift our glasses in a toast to that lovely girl.
Maybe toss a prayer in too.

LF

[olevetonahill]

Can do that !

[StoopTroup]

I fart in her general direction.

Salute ! ! !

;)

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