View Full Version : 72 Virgins ?

5/25/2007, 11:08 AM
How many of you think you could handle 72 virgins?

I know at my current rate of ........ handleness, it would take.....
oh..........about a year and a half to two years.

And by then I'd have forgotten the first one, so I guess starting over would be kinda like new again.

Plus, if you are going to be able to indulge for eternity, you wouldnt have to worry about memories, as you're going to get to go around every couple of years or so.

I also wonder if there is a trade in policy? or are you stuck with the same 72 forever?

Then you gotta wonder, how many adult virgins look like camels or something similar.

"It could be heaven or it could be hell"

5/25/2007, 11:09 AM

It's against my Religion. :D

5/25/2007, 11:11 AM
Virgins are overrated, anyway. Give me a dozen experienced thirtysomethings and I'll be having a FAR better time. :D

5/25/2007, 11:12 AM
are we talking men virgins or women virgins

I need to get that established up front.

5/25/2007, 11:30 AM
Yeah - do the gals get 72 male virgins?

That would be frustrating for them at some point, no?

"Oh, Allah, here comes #55. I'm tired of this already!"

5/25/2007, 11:33 AM
and do they have to be Arab virgins, I'm just not into middle eastern chicks.

5/25/2007, 11:42 AM
and if they are fat... no fat chicks

5/25/2007, 11:51 AM
72 virgins X twice per day (average a two pump dump) = 36 days or 72 real minutes.

5/25/2007, 12:00 PM
and if they are fat... no fat chicks

Well, maybe a couple would be ok.

5/25/2007, 12:51 PM
Eternity is a LONG time.