Move over Martha Stewart

[sanantoniosooner]

Dean is in charge now (http://www.dba-oracle.com/t_make_deer_butt_alien.htm)

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_deer_butt_doorbell.jpg

[SoonerTerry]

heh.. the site said to be sure to "tie off the hiney hole"..

[C&CDean]

You know it ain't my house, cause that handbill in the screen door would be covered with the blood of the deliverer.