What kind of salad dressing turns you on?

[sanantoniosooner]

and was the bottle a little snug? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tainted_salad_dressing_4;_ylt=Aq7q7fDvMnG2QVpV _OccDHplM3wV)

[SoonerTerry]

The dressing was askin for it

[stoopified]

Whatever dressing is spread on the naked women in my bed :D

[StoopTroup]

That boy needs his a$$ kicked imo....

[C&CDean]

Let's see, a kid carries a pocket knife into school, or has a shotgun out in his truck for his after-school quail hunting trip and he gets nuked.

This punk jacks off into a bottle of OU4LIFE's main food source and he gets a little suspension and community service?

No justice in his world.

[StoopTroup]

The kid should never be issued his "Man-Card" either.

Castration might ought to be an option if he gets caught a 2nd time.

[toast]

"Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts."

see there is a direct correlation between shooting in movies and shooting in real life.

[OUinFLA]

There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

make sure all women know this.