Parallel/Mirror Universes

[royalfan5]

If there are parallel and/or mirror universes, what do you think the evil version is like? I'm guessing I have a goatee, root for K-State, love Nickleback, and drive a Civic Hatchback.

[olevetonahill]

Id love to know what the evil version of me is . :D

[Pricetag]

I'm guessing I . . .love Nickleback
Not as much as I love Hinder. Go Pokes! Beer sucks! On the other hand, I'm in the best physical shape of my life.

[King Crimson]

Spock has a goatee in that one.

[StoopTroup]

The evil version of me is a Texas Longwhorn Fan.

[Pricetag]

Spock has a goatee in that one.
A cheek scar will also suffice.

[olevetonahill]

The evil version of me is a Texas Longwhorn Fan.
If thats true about Me Im destroying that ****ing universe.:mad:

[King Crimson]

and the Tantalus device, or something.

[royalfan5]

and the Tantalus device, or something.
and more skin on the women.

[soonerbrat]

in my parallel universe, i'm a doctor and I didn't get married until I was 30

[OUinFLA]

Id love to know what the evil version of me is . :D

I thought the...........oh, never mind.

[olevetonahill]

I thought the...........oh, never mind.
:D :D :D :D

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm probably skinny, go to Baylor, smoke cigars, and drink Zima.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm probably skinny, go to Baylor, smoke cigars, and drink Zima.
He said "evil" not female.

[Frozen Sooner]

You say that like they're not the same thing.

[sanantoniosooner]

I think it's just understood that all evil versions are female.

[goingoneight]

I'm probably obese, married, have kids and hate partying. And second that destroying the other universe... I ain't having no Hook 'em hat on this head.

[Blue]

I have a one inch penis. In the alternate universe.

[Blue]

In this world, I'll have to settle with my "innie.":(

[sanantoniosooner]

I have a one inch penis. In the alternate universe.
But what's different?

[Blue]

:D

[ouflak]

I would probably be the same quiet, laid-back kind of guy I am in this universe. Except that instead of being genuinely nice and helping friends with no expectation of praise or repayment, I would commit unspeakable acts of dread and evil with no expectation of being apprehended or of possible retribution.

My dark cold black heart would bring a since of foreboding everytime I entered a room. Dogs would bark as I passed by. Whenever a women entered my abode, she would see the cheetah-skin throw pillows and dark drapery hanging over every wall, and immediately know her place and what was expected of her.

My enthusiasm for my deeds would be limitless.


Ofcourse since all of you would be alternate too, you would all probably see me the same as you do now. I'd still do the game threads.

[Jerk]

I shoot defensless cute and fuzzy prairie dogs with an AR-15 assault rifle near Hooker, OK.

oh, wait...

I drive a Volvo, frequent Starbucks, and listen to Coldplay. I want Eddie Vedder to run for President.

[OUinFLA]

I'd hate fishing, but on the plus side, I'd have plenty of time to go.

[crawfish]

I'd use my one-liner superpowers for evil instead of good. There would be much weeping. :D