How to make love to a whorn fan

[royalfan5]

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3453#more-3453

I figured this needed a more sophisticated audience than the Football board. I'm sure there will be an Oklahoma one eventually too.

[StoopTroup]

Tuck Fexas

[Boomer.....]

That’s hot. No, really- it’s hot in the Cotton Bowl, so you’ll need to pull that flask out of your boot and get me liquored up. Nothing’s better than Maker’s that’s warmed up to a toasty 85 degrees thanks to the heat from your sexy body. What’s that? You pack two flasks, one in each boot? Honey, I can tell this is gonna be one hell of a weekend.


:D

[SoonerInKCMO]

I think the correct method would be 'in the pooper'.

[Vaevictis]

I think the correct method would be 'in the pooper'.

I imagine that, "It's okay darlin', it happens to lots of fellas, they got some kinda blue pill for that now. My daddy told me the last time we had this problem." is something that gets said a lot.

[HTown77095]

This thread is unbelievable...

[BASSooner]

Why should ANYONE make love with a whorn fan? You might as well by yourself an @$$ cork

[Rogue]

Sam Kinison described this one time.

[King Crimson]

i've heard the easy way is shout out "the SWC folded because everyone ELSE was cheating to keep up with Texas.....!!!!....1ughghguhghgh ohhhwhwwhhoowww!"

and then sigh: "just like they always have..."

[StoopTroup]

True Texas Grit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjMimJ7AiA&NR=1)

[OUTrumpet]

Just bend her over and make her say f texas.

[stoopified]

The mere thought is just too creepy for words.

[RedstickSooner]

I think the correct method would be 'in the pooper'.

Yes, but the correct *nomenclature* is "Up the chute".

We're talking Bevo fans, remember.