View Full Version : 99.93% of cops are bad...
yermom
5/22/2007, 11:40 AM
this one seems kinda dumb too ;)
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3196477&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?
jk the sooner fan
5/22/2007, 11:48 AM
they were both doing their "jobs"......
1stTimeCaller
5/22/2007, 11:57 AM
I don't see anything wrong with what he did.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
;)
Widescreen
5/22/2007, 12:08 PM
Justis was done. Sort of.
KABOOKIE
5/22/2007, 12:09 PM
they were both doing their "jobs"......
I think both were taking advantage of their jobs. The porn star doesn't know any better.
SoonerProphet
5/22/2007, 12:38 PM
http://jimbovard.com/blog/2007/05/21/another-police-rampage-in-dc/
sooneron
5/22/2007, 12:41 PM
Barbie Cummings? Is that the best that she could come up with?
pain pills is not her drug of choice, she is also a fan of blow
StoopTroup
5/22/2007, 01:15 PM
Yermom...
When you say bad....
Do you mean in a domineering...."Yes Mamm I'll lick your boot" kinda way?
MamaMia
5/22/2007, 01:35 PM
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
Officer: You don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in the big lawn bag I put in the trunk, if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the Owner?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and then murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Jeopardude
5/22/2007, 01:53 PM
Older Woman: I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
:D
colleyvillesooner
5/22/2007, 01:53 PM
What will Randy Moss do next...
sooneron
5/22/2007, 01:57 PM
Mama Mia en fuego today!
and Cops are bad, MMkay.
http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/MrMackey.jpg
1stTimeCaller
5/22/2007, 03:06 PM
what is the problem exactly?
She wanted out of a narcotics charge, he wanted a bj, she got out of a narcotics sharge, he got a bj.
Jello Biafra
5/22/2007, 04:09 PM
this one seems kinda dumb too ;)
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3196477&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?
eh....i'd hit it.....make sure i lubed down with axle grease to keep the critters off me but........i'd hit it.
yermom
5/22/2007, 04:09 PM
don't forget the gypsy tears
oumartin
5/22/2007, 04:47 PM
Whats the big deal here? Love her name and it makes me wanna become a state trooper.
Great recruting tool
yermom
5/22/2007, 07:04 PM
this has to be good for her career :D
soonerboomer93
5/22/2007, 07:44 PM
coming soon to video
Barbie's road trip adventure
LoyalFan
5/23/2007, 12:34 AM
Use a little initiative. Show a little compassion for a young lady's plight, and whaddaya get?
No wonder recruitment is down.
LF
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