99.93% of cops are bad...

[yermom]

this one seems kinda dumb too ;)


http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3196477&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?

[jk the sooner fan]

they were both doing their "jobs"......

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't see anything wrong with what he did.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...


;)

[Widescreen]

Justis was done. Sort of.

[KABOOKIE]

they were both doing their "jobs"......


I think both were taking advantage of their jobs. The porn star doesn't know any better.

[SoonerProphet]

http://jimbovard.com/blog/2007/05/21/another-police-rampage-in-dc/

[sooneron]

Barbie Cummings? Is that the best that she could come up with?

[Fugue]

Randy

[Mongo]

pain pills is not her drug of choice, she is also a fan of blow

[StoopTroup]

Yermom...

When you say bad....

Do you mean in a domineering...."Yes Mamm I'll lick your boot" kinda way?

[MamaMia]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.

Officer: You don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in the big lawn bag I put in the trunk, if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the Owner?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and then murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

[Jeopardude]

Older Woman: I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

:D

[colleyvillesooner]

What will Randy Moss do next...

[sooneron]

Mama Mia en fuego today!






and Cops are bad, MMkay.
http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/MrMackey.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

what is the problem exactly?

She wanted out of a narcotics charge, he wanted a bj, she got out of a narcotics sharge, he got a bj.

[Jello Biafra]

this one seems kinda dumb too ;)


http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3196477&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?


eh....i'd hit it.....make sure i lubed down with axle grease to keep the critters off me but........i'd hit it.

[yermom]

don't forget the gypsy tears

[oumartin]

Whats the big deal here? Love her name and it makes me wanna become a state trooper.
Great recruting tool

[yermom]

this has to be good for her career :D

[soonerboomer93]

coming soon to video

Barbie's road trip adventure

[LoyalFan]

Use a little initiative. Show a little compassion for a young lady's plight, and whaddaya get?
No wonder recruitment is down.

LF