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OKLA21FAN

5/22/2007, 08:35 AM

So Mrs Okla21fan is driving down I-20 on her way to an umpiring gig in Mesquite early yesterday evening. Now understand we have a couple of Sooner decals on the rear window of the Dodge pickup, so getting a few 'hook ems' is something not out of the ordinary.

she tells me that she is driving minding her own business when some gentleman in his 40s pulls along side of her, and with a huge (sh*t *ss eaten grin) flashes a 'hook em' at her. she calmly smiles back and flashes a 'number one' in return. she said the poor guy all of the sudden got the most defeated look on his face, and promptly took the next exit.

i would marry her all over again :)

colleyvillesooner

5/22/2007, 08:56 AM

Lid is such a *****.

stoopified

5/22/2007, 09:10 AM

Lid is such a *****.
Naw man,obviously it was Hook'em.You are right though he is an *****.

OSUAggie

5/22/2007, 09:23 AM

Is a ***** the same thing as an *****?

JohnnyMack

5/22/2007, 09:27 AM

This won't end well.

Hamhock

5/22/2007, 09:39 AM

my wife "gets it" too.

what was this thread about???

TexasLidig8r

5/22/2007, 10:51 AM

So Mrs Okla21fan is driving down I-20 on her way to an umpiring gig in Mesquite early yesterday evening. Now understand we have a couple of Sooner decals on the rear window of the Dodge pickup, so getting a few 'hook ems' is something not out of the ordinary.

she tells me that she is driving minding her own business when some gentleman in his 40s pulls along side of her, and with a huge (sh*t *ss eaten grin) flashes a 'hook em' at her. she calmly smiles back and flashes a 'number one' in return. she said the poor guy all of the sudden got the most defeated look on his face, and promptly took the next exit.

i would marry her all over again :)

Was the guy driving a black jag? :O

TMcGee86

5/22/2007, 10:55 AM

are we talking an actual number 1 sign or did she flip him off?

Mjcpr

5/22/2007, 10:56 AM

Was the guy driving a black fag? :O

Not at the time but I'm sure he has in the past.

colleyvillesooner

5/22/2007, 11:16 AM

uh oh, enjoy your week off, camel toe.

StoopTroup

5/22/2007, 01:23 PM

This thread gets me excited about Football Season....

Tuck Fexas ! ! !

crawfish

5/22/2007, 01:37 PM

This thread gets me exited about...

Nevermind. :O

SicEmBaylor

5/22/2007, 01:56 PM

Your wife umpires?

OKLA21FAN

5/22/2007, 01:57 PM

Your wife umpires?
yep

she loves it, and i love the extra bucks

'hola'!!!! ;)

Osce0la

5/22/2007, 02:48 PM

heh...we had a party a couple of years ago for my wife's birthday. My sister decided to invite her then boyfriend (who my wife and I could not stand at that time). He decided it would be a good idea to start talking Iron Bowl smack to her at her own f'ing party (she is an Auburn fan, he is one of those obnoxious Bama jerk-offs). He went outside to smoke, she followed him, and as soon as he stepped outside she closed the door and locked it behind him :D

I think he took the hint as he left that day, and has not tried to speak one word of Iron Bowl smack to my wife since :D

TexasLidig8r

5/22/2007, 02:55 PM

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