OMG my son is going to a dance!

[oumartin]

He is going into sixth grade next year and is going to a fifth grade dance. My son is not old enough to go to a dance.

I don't like my babies growing up.

[LilSooner]

My first boy girl dance was in the 5th grade. After that it seemed like every weekend we someone was having a dance. Ahhh, the memories of the good old B-town VFW and Senior Citizens Center.

[oilmud]

Maybe he can hook up with some chick with a tramp stamp.:pop:

[mdklatt]

He is going into sixth grade next year and is going to a fifth grade dance.

Sounds like it's time for The Talk. :twinkies:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Just as long as she isn't his date, you're ok:
http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/120px-Paris_hilton_south_park.gif

[Chuck Bao]

Take him to one of the Salsa clubs and hire a dancer there to give some pointers. He needs to learn rhythm and a few dance moves. He'll thank you for it later.

[mdklatt]

Take him to one of the Salsa clubs and hire a dancer there to give some pointers. He needs to learn rhythm and a few dance moves. He'll thank you for it later...

...after he comes out. ;)

[Chuck Bao]

I resent that. Straight guys can't dance? Ahem!

[mdklatt]

I resent that. Straight guys can't dance? Ahem!

You can do it, just make sure you don't enjoy it. :D

[soonerboomer93]

Straight white guys can't dance


fixed it

[royalfan5]

fixed it
I know some gay white dudes that can't dance either. I don't think the gay/straight thing is the determining part of the equation.

[oumartin]

I wish I was in town cuz I would go take pictures and embarrass his little butt.
He did not wanna tell his mom he wanted to go because he knew she would tease him so he told her he HAD to go.

[ChickSoonerFan]

aawwww....that is too cute. 5th grade boys and girls...sweet.

I made the mistake a few years back of telling my daughter about my first real kiss. I was in the 7th grade at a school dance and he was an 8th grader and we were "going together". We snuck outside and he kissed me.

Now she is going into the 7th grade next year at the same school, and she asked me the other day just exactly how did we sneak out. :eek:


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[OCUDad]

Sounds like it's time for The Talk. :twinkies:That, and a 3-pack of condoms.

[oumartin]

That, and a 3-pack of condoms.

STOP IT!

[sanantoniosooner]

just make sure he knows "nah-uh" means "nah-uh".

[soonerboomer93]

okay, the boy will take time to learn, get him the economy pack

[oumartin]

really the condom thing isn't really funny.

[sanantoniosooner]

guys, I'm going to go ahead and suggest that implying a guys little son is promiscuous might be pushing it a bit.

would you do it if it was a girl?

[soonerbrat]

yeah right. my son graduated from high school saturday.

(valedictorian, i might add)

[mdklatt]

would you do it if it was a girl?

That's a whole different ballgame. If you've got a son you've only got to worry about one little prick; if you've got a daughter you've got to worry about all of them. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

That's a whole different ballgame. If you've got a son you've only got to worry about one little prick; if you've got a daughter you've got to worry about all of them. :D
The difference is that we view males with many partners as some kind of hero and females with many partners as sluts.

[oumartin]

SAS is wise!

[mdklatt]

The difference is that we view males with many partners as some kind of hero and females with many partners as sluts.

Well, I don't do that, and for the record I'm not the one who brought up condoms.

[mdklatt]

SAS is wise!

Seriously, now is as good a time for The Talk as any. Sign him up on here. We'll learn him. :texan:

[oumartin]

um, no thanks on sending him here. ;)
but you are right. Guess I can do it over the phone with him. might save us both some embarrassment

[mdklatt]

Guess I can do it over the phone with him. might save us both some embarrassment

Good plan.

Martin: Hey, son. I hear you're going to a dance.
Martin Jr.: Yep.
Martin: So...do you have any, uh, questions?
MJ: About what?
Martin: You know...stuff?
MJ: Stuff?
Martin: Stuff.
MJ: OH. STUFF. Ummm...uhhh...no thanks.
Martin. Good. Nice talking to you son.

:D

[oumartin]

well he is back from the dance. I guess he turned down a couple girls.

I think I will ask his mom to give the talk.

Shes experienced

[soonerbrat]

he'd rather hear it from you, trust me.

[oumartin]

well I will try to get it done over the summer!

[soonerbrat]

well I will try to get it done over the summer!


SOONER is better than later. you don't want everything he knows coming from his friends.

[sanantoniosooner]

Brat.......I think I'm ready for that talk now......

Could you walk me through this?

[oumartin]

I am not home right now and chances are I won't be for some time!
But I know what you mean

[soonerbrat]

when two people love each other very much, they have a very special hug

[sanantoniosooner]

go on......

[soonerboomer93]

ROOOOOOM