Sorry about that death threat I sent

[Jerk]

with a smiley face to some liberal socialist guy here. Look dude, I forgot to take my Zoloft® and I've been a little on edge lately.

After I get back from my praire dog "hunt" (if you will, heh) in Hooker, Ok, I'll be better.

I just have lots of pent-up anger I need to release.

But, hey, at least I gave you green spek and a smiley after I told you that you'd be swinging from a lamp-post!

I hope you understand,

Sincerely,
Jerk

[Suerreal]

Was that you that sent these e-mails?


Good Day,

I want you to read this message very crefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from,till i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $50,000.00 in adbance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer,its one i believe you call a friend,i have followed you closely for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation,Do not contact the police or F.B.I or try to send a copy of this to them, because if you do i will know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do,beside this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

Now listen,i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $80,000.00 and you will have nothing to be afraid of.I will be coming to see you in your office or home dtermine where you wish we meet,do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation,my employer is in my control now,You will need to pay $20,000.00 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting,after you have make the first advance payment to the account,i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court (if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later.

You don't need my phone contact for now till am assured you are ready to comply good.

Lucky You.

as recently posted on snopes.com

[ChickSoonerFan]

crazy stuff....do people fall for that kind of thing?

Like the Nigerian bank scam stuff...I can't believe people fall for it.

[HskrGrl]

Was that you that sent these e-mails?



as recently posted on snopes.com

Shows you how much Snopes knows. I sent that dude 80K and I'm still alive. :P

[olevetonahill]

Shows you how much Snopes knows. I sent that dude 80K and I'm still alive. :P
And Im buying Lots of Natty :cool:
TY

[OUinFLA]

crazy stuff....do people fall for that kind of thing?

Like the Nigerian bank scam stuff...I can't believe people fall for it.

Don't scoff, Im gonna be filthy rich thanks to my new friends in Nigeria.

[olevetonahill]

Don't scoff, Im gonna be filthy rich thanks to my new friends in Nigeria.
And you have the Knack to handle these things , So every one I get I just send em your E-mail
Make sure I get my %:cool:

[BajaOklahoma]

Don't scoff, Im gonna be filthy rich thanks to my new friends in Nigeria.

And I'm ready to spent it all!

[Jeopardude]

with a smiley face to some liberal socialist guy here. Look dude, I forgot to take my Zoloft® and I've been a little on edge lately.

After I get back from my praire dog "hunt" (if you will, heh) in Hooker, Ok, I'll be better.

I just have lots of pent-up anger I need to release.

But, hey, at least I gave you green spek and a smiley after I told you that you'd be swinging from a lamp-post!

I hope you understand,

Sincerely,
Jerk

Apology accepted, even though you seriously creeped me out. I mean all I did was point out the Clionton death list is a ridiculous pile of hooey.

And liberal, yes. Socialist, hardly.

[reevie]

Shows you how much Snopes knows. I sent that dude 80K and I'm still alive. :P


Will you send me 80K?

[HskrGrl]

Will you send me 80K?

Sorry, I sent all my money to Olevet. I guess you'll just have to kill me. :(

[olevetonahill]

Sorry, I sent all my money to Olevet. I guess you'll just have to kill me. :(
HEH ya want me to take him out ? itll be a freebie :D

[reevie]

Sorry, I sent all my money to Olevet. I guess you'll just have to kill me. :(


I dont' want to hurt you, I just asked for some money.

[StoopTroup]

A couple of crisp 10,000 dollar bills would really fix a few things here.

If any of you have an old mattress stuffed with 20 large laying around that you need hauled off....

PM me.

[OUinFLA]

If any of you have an old mattress stuffed with 20 large laying around that you need hauled off....

PM me.


I might can help you out.

20 large what, exactly?

[Frozen Sooner]

Um, please don't send death threats, even with a smiley face on them. Thank you for apologizing, and thank you Jeapordude for not turning this into a federal case.