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sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 12:22 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2335990.html

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/982715.jpg
Granny grows horn

A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

The horn curves downward and looks like the stalk of a pumpkin, reports the Yangcheng Evening Post.

Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city, Guangdong province, says it first appeared three years ago.

"At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said.

Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view."

But her family are hoping that medical experts can explain the phenomenon.

StoopTroup
5/19/2007, 12:31 PM
HONK ! ! ! :eek:

OUinFLA
5/19/2007, 12:34 PM
http://www.securewebpage.net/mothergoosetime/images/as-scissors.jpg

StoopTroup
5/19/2007, 12:36 PM
http://www.securewebpage.net/mothergoosetime/images/as-scissors.jpg
LMAO...

Better yet...

http://www.fmft.net/archives/chainsaw/chainsaw.JPG

OUinFLA
5/19/2007, 12:38 PM
yep, why do something manually when there is power available.

then again, my idea uses no gas.
:D

sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 12:40 PM
http://www.creepedout.ca/Bloody_Mary/images/000000.jpg

Tailwind
5/19/2007, 02:45 PM
Gross!

BigRedJed
5/19/2007, 02:48 PM
Does she REALLY speak English that well? I think the whole story is made up.

BigRedJed
5/19/2007, 02:50 PM
It would have been more believable if it had read like this:


..."最初,只是是一只鼹鼠,但是它逐渐地渐渐变和变得相象的一个角," she said.

Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "引起我没有不适,但是阻挡我的见解部分。"...

sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 02:55 PM
I disagree.

Tailwind
5/19/2007, 03:06 PM
with what?

sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 03:10 PM
Big
Red
and Jed.

Tailwind
5/19/2007, 03:12 PM
Oh, I see. I think it looks like someone glued a punkin stem to her forhead and took a picture.

sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 03:14 PM
yeah..........that's what it looks like.

The tricky part is gluing the mole, and subsequently sneaking back and gluing larger "vines" over a 3 year period without getting caught.

Tailwind
5/19/2007, 03:16 PM
Yeah... I could do it though. ;)