I hereby declare this forum Mike Richistan!

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm really really really bored.

People are *******s. This isn't news, really. But they are.

Still can't find my wallet. Bought a new one. Note to self: don't go wallet-shopping right after watching Donnie Brasco. Wiseguys don't use wallets. Wiseguys carry a roll. I now have a money clip. I friggin' hate money clips.

Then again, I was doing the dillhole kid thing of carrying my cash wrapped around my driver license with a rubber band, so the clip is slightly less lame.

Yes, it's driver license, not driver's license. At least, that's what it says on mine.

Actually, people aren't *******s. Someone brought me barbecue ribs at work today. That was awesome sauce. Seriously-this member just decided to bring me barbecue ribs.

I may have the itis.

Sting really has a great voice. Seriously. Weird cat, great voice.

Shaving with a double-edged safety razor is the shizz. You have to get used to not using pressure while you shave, but MAN does it give a nice shave.

[Octavian]

Every step you take....



Every move you make....

[Mjcpr]

Mike Richistan was tanked.

:D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Did you realize it was 3:52AM when you started this thread?

[Scott D]

for him it was 12:52

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

for him it was 12:52True dat, then it's AOK.

[Sooner24]

That's 2 minutes of my life I can never get back.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Mike, you need a military to protect your national interests...and I'm looking for a promotion.


Savvy?

[Frozen Sooner]

Did you realize it was 3:52AM when you started this thread?

Time zones. They're like magic.

[Frozen Sooner]

That's 2 minutes of my life I can never get back.

That took you two minutes to read? Three words, buddy: Hooked on Phonics.

[Frozen Sooner]

Mike, you need a military to protect your national interests...and I'm looking for a promotion.


Savvy?

You are hereby granted a commission as Lance Major General.

[GottaHavePride]

But is he the very model of a modern major general?

[sanantoniosooner]

GHP really has no choice at this point but to ban Mike.

[Frozen Sooner]

But is he the very model of a modern major general?

No. He's a meteorologist. Which means he doesn't really know calculus. ;)

Plus, I already MADE that joke in YOUR thread, bunky.

[OSUAggie]

Every step you take....



Every move you make....

Drunk ***.

Get off the ****ing couch.

[GottaHavePride]

No. He's a meteorologist. Which means he doesn't really know calculus. ;)

Plus, I already MADE that joke in YOUR thread, bunky.

Heh. What goes around comes around?

[sanantoniosooner]

Everyone in this thread needs to calm down and eat some fruit or something.

[OUinFLA]

are sponsorship costs going up?
or are the lessor masses going to have to pay the way of the proletariat?

I would like an upper level position.
2nd tier would be acceptable.

In fact could I just be in charge of the old people?
assuming you are going to keep us around.

[1stTimeCaller]

I would like to run the home or island that you are going to put the old people in/on.

TIA

[sanantoniosooner]

I would like to run the home or island that you are going to put the old people in/on.

TIA
birds of an incontinent bladder flock together.

[Frozen Sooner]

are sponsorship costs going up?
or are the lessor masses going to have to pay the way of the proletariat?

I would like an upper level position.
2nd tier would be acceptable.

In fact could I just be in charge of the old people?
assuming you are going to keep us around.

1. No
2. The position of stratospheric design and coordination manager is open. Is that "Upper" enough for you?
3. Sure. Someone has to keep the soylent green complacent.

[OUinFLA]

Im a happy guy with my new position.
Do you mind if some night I put all the stars in one sector just to see how the effect works?
Also, every Saturday, I think the sky should be Crimson colored with only Cream colored clouds.
The sun will no longer be orange. Im open to suggestions.
I hope Im fulfilling the faith you have put in my hands.

I'll endevor to keep the old folks complacent.
You do realize this is not a slam dunk? Some of them are quite rowdy. olevet and Dad are grave concerns. Baja is my right hand girl.

[olevetonahill]

I just wanta be in charge of the State ran booze stores .:D

[Vaevictis]

No. He's a meteorologist. Which means he doesn't really know calculus. ;)

Lebesgue! Lebesgue!

[OCUDad]

I'll endevor to keep the old folks complacent.
You do realize this is not a slam dunk? Some of them are quite rowdy. olevet and Dad are grave concerns.Never -- and I mean NEVAR -- use the term "grave" when talking about us old people.

[Sooner24]

That took you two minutes to read? Three words, buddy: Hooked on Phonics.


I read it four times to make sure I hadn't missed something. I hadn't ;)

[olevetonahill]

Never -- and I mean NEVAR -- use the term "grave" when talking about us old people.
I was gonna say something about that . But I forgot .

[the_ouskull]

That's 2 minutes of my life I can never get back.

What'd you do, sp*nk it?

the_ouskull

[Tailwind]

Um, do the old people hav anything to say about all this? Can I be in charge of the apple pie?

[sanantoniosooner]

Everyone in this thread needs to calm down and eat some fruit or something.
It's a real shame that Mike totally missed a quote from his favorite movie.

[Tailwind]

He were tired, I think.

[SoonerStormchaser]

For the fiftieth time: No I am not a meteorologist...yes, I am an Air Force navigator (kinda).

And no I don't know calculus anymore, the crappy OU math department made sure of that...and DiffEQ...and Linear Algebra.

[OUinFLA]

And no I don't know calculus anymore, the crappy OU math department made sure of that...and DiffEQ...and Linear Algebra.


"You are not alone."

I had trouble remembering much of those three a year after I had taken them.
I guess that explains the different career path I took from what I was edumacated fer.

[Frozen Sooner]

It's a real shame that Mike totally missed a quote from his favorite movie.

Why don't you go invade a planet that's mostly covered with something that kills you so you can eat the lifeforms inhabiting it that are 95% made up of something that kills you.