View Full Version : Mindbender for the day...
CUinNC
5/18/2007, 01:01 PM
Would you rather
A) Get caught masturbating at work, or
B) Have to watch your parents have sex for 5 minutes.
I gotta go with B....... I can't get caught at work again. :D
Boomer.....
5/18/2007, 01:09 PM
You want to see your parents having secks! :eek:
OCUDad
5/18/2007, 01:33 PM
Sorry... I thought you were caught doing A and B at the same time.
Oldnslo
5/18/2007, 02:05 PM
My folks got divorced about 30 years ago in great part because Dad bats for the other team. They still hate one another.
I'll choose B for the win.
StoopTroup
5/18/2007, 04:22 PM
Dad bats for the other team.
The aggies? ;)
Oldnslo
5/18/2007, 07:10 PM
The aggies? ;)
Oh, sure, it's funny now.
oumartin
5/18/2007, 07:17 PM
that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.
that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.
You got fired didnt you?
oumartin
5/18/2007, 07:30 PM
har har! wasn't me. they never caught me! :D
SleestakSooner
5/18/2007, 07:30 PM
that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.
Was it still sticky? :eek:
soonerboomer93
5/18/2007, 07:43 PM
you licked your fingers after touching it, didn't you?
oumartin
5/18/2007, 07:44 PM
Well yeah, it might have been powdered sugar for all I knew!
In college, I lived in a 3 bedroom, 1 bath. The bathroom was between the two other bedrooms, so I had to knock on the door and walk through one of my roommate's room.
I lived in a house with apes. If one wasnt firing out knuckle children, the other was. It was a "Lets Make a Deal" from hell just to use the restroom.
oumartin
5/18/2007, 07:49 PM
knuckle children
just wrong!
Newbomb Turk
5/18/2007, 07:49 PM
har har! wasn't me. they never caught me! :D
sb68?
:pop:
oumartin
5/18/2007, 07:52 PM
wrong job Turk(ey).
Before the lucrative oilfield baited me in. I worked chemical plants making a good living and getting to see my kids and my home on a regular basis!
AlbqSooner
5/18/2007, 08:06 PM
that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.
A casino I once worked in fired a cook for masturbating into the mashed potatos.:eek:
A casino I once worked in fired a cook for masturbating into the mashed potatos.:eek:
There's a gravy joke, but I dont feel like working on it
oumartin
5/18/2007, 08:07 PM
If I unloaded into a pot of mashed potatos you could drink them through a straw!
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