Mindbender for the day...

[CUinNC]

Would you rather
A) Get caught masturbating at work, or
B) Have to watch your parents have sex for 5 minutes.

I gotta go with B....... I can't get caught at work again. :D

[Boomer.....]

You want to see your parents having secks! :eek:

[OCUDad]

Sorry... I thought you were caught doing A and B at the same time.

[Oldnslo]

My folks got divorced about 30 years ago in great part because Dad bats for the other team. They still hate one another.

I'll choose B for the win.

[StoopTroup]

Dad bats for the other team.

The aggies? ;)

[Oldnslo]

The aggies? ;)
Oh, sure, it's funny now.

[oumartin]

that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.

[Mongo]

that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.

You got fired didnt you?

[oumartin]

har har! wasn't me. they never caught me! :D

[SleestakSooner]

that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.

Was it still sticky? :eek:

[soonerboomer93]

you licked your fingers after touching it, didn't you?

[oumartin]

Well yeah, it might have been powdered sugar for all I knew!

[Mongo]

In college, I lived in a 3 bedroom, 1 bath. The bathroom was between the two other bedrooms, so I had to knock on the door and walk through one of my roommate's room.

I lived in a house with apes. If one wasnt firing out knuckle children, the other was. It was a "Lets Make a Deal" from hell just to use the restroom.

[oumartin]

knuckle children


just wrong!

[Newbomb Turk]

har har! wasn't me. they never caught me! :D

sb68?

:pop:

[oumartin]

wrong job Turk(ey).


Before the lucrative oilfield baited me in. I worked chemical plants making a good living and getting to see my kids and my home on a regular basis!

[AlbqSooner]

that reminds me of this story.. this guy who works for a chemical company that I used to work for masturbated on a block valve just so the next guy would touch it. They found this out and put up survelience camera throughout all the plants.
A casino I once worked in fired a cook for masturbating into the mashed potatos.:eek:

[Mongo]

A casino I once worked in fired a cook for masturbating into the mashed potatos.:eek:

There's a gravy joke, but I dont feel like working on it

[oumartin]

If I unloaded into a pot of mashed potatos you could drink them through a straw!