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Widescreen
5/18/2007, 11:59 AM
in your opinion?

For me, the 80's had a bunch of them but I think the worst of the bunch was Small Wonder - "Father Ted Lawson creates a robot, Vicki (played by Tiffany Brissette). The family--Ted, Joan and Jamie--keep Vicki's identity secret, and pretend that she is their daughter."

I recall trying to watch it once or twice and being absolutely amazed that it made it to the pilot stage -much less being picked up for broadcast.

OSUAggie
5/18/2007, 12:02 PM
American Idol

OCUDad
5/18/2007, 12:03 PM
San Pedro Beach Bums

Widescreen
5/18/2007, 12:07 PM
Oh, and no fair saying "The Mack Brown Show" or "The Gumby Hair Gel Show". Some things are just understood.

SoonerBK
5/18/2007, 12:08 PM
The Mack Brown Football Hour

King Crimson
5/18/2007, 12:12 PM
small wonder was pretty bad.

CUinNC
5/18/2007, 12:15 PM
The CBS evening news w/out Walter Cronkite......:pop:

Okieflyer
5/18/2007, 12:19 PM
For me, the 80's had a bunch of them

Man that's the truth.:cool:

I would have to say it was the "Starland Vocal Bands" variety show. A showthat had the song "Afternoon Delight" played every week!:(

Ardmore_Sooner
5/18/2007, 12:27 PM
Survivor/American Idol

Mjcpr
5/18/2007, 12:32 PM
Full House

toast
5/18/2007, 12:34 PM
Dance Fever

Widescreen
5/18/2007, 12:49 PM
To back up my earlier assertion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

Sooner98
5/18/2007, 12:55 PM
Cop Rock.

I win.

Sooner98
5/18/2007, 01:02 PM
Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3AaY1BG8k

Exhibit B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euk1N0zVyww&mode=related&search=

C&CDean
5/18/2007, 01:05 PM
Idol/Survivor/Gong Show - all the same steaming pile o'poop.

Pricetag
5/18/2007, 01:15 PM
"Emily's Reason's Why Not." It only lasted for one show, and I knew enough from seeing the commercials to avoid that one.

HskrGrl
5/18/2007, 01:19 PM
Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3AaY1BG8k

Exhibit B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euk1N0zVyww&mode=related&search=

OMG! Yes, you do win! :eek:

crawfish
5/18/2007, 01:50 PM
OMG! Yes, you do win! :eek:

I agree.

TMcGee86
5/18/2007, 01:59 PM
My Two Dads.

Blossom.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2007, 02:25 PM
Worst recent show that was a hit, but was REALLY bad-"Will and Grace".

birddog
5/18/2007, 02:29 PM
anything on upn.

TUSooner
5/18/2007, 04:42 PM
I really HATED "Happy Days" even before it jumped the shark.
But the worst show I have ever seen is Surreal World. Its repulsive catering to the basest, meanest human instincts is indeed surreal. And that's what I learned after watching for only 5 minutes!

EDIT: Maybe it's called Surreal Life; a "steaming pile o' poop" by any other name...

royalfan5
5/18/2007, 04:44 PM
Some of the crack pipe shows they run on Adult Swim on Sunday Nights are actually causing de-evolution.

TUSooner
5/18/2007, 04:47 PM
Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3AaY1BG8k

Exhibit B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euk1N0zVyww&mode=related&search=

Cool! By which mean: "It makes you want to spike your eardrums and dig your eyes out with a spoon."

stoopified
5/18/2007, 04:49 PM
Threes Company,makes me retch.

TMcGee86
5/18/2007, 05:00 PM
Some of the crack pipe shows they run on Adult Swim on Sunday Nights are actually causing de-evolution.

Man, I totally agree. I love ATHF and Sealab 2021, but some of the crap they are showing lately is seriously beyond funked up.

I caught just a glimpse of some show last Sunday night as I was going to sleep, and I was like oh my freaking gosh what is this even supposed to mean. It was just this long scene of this horribly drawn cartoon flying thing. No redeeming quality whatsoever.

It seriously took years off my life and killed numerous brain cells, and I only caught a minute.

Frozen Sooner
5/18/2007, 05:25 PM
Tag Team. Seriously, it's just that bad.

Penguin
5/18/2007, 05:35 PM
Wasn't there a Max Headroom TV show? That really sucked.

Frozen Sooner
5/18/2007, 05:38 PM
There was, but it wasn't really THAT bad.

mdklatt
5/18/2007, 05:45 PM
Wasn't there a Max Headroom TV show? That really sucked.

Yes and yes...but probably not the Worst TV Show Ever.

There's got to be something worse than "Small Wonder", but damned if I've thought of anything yet. Bad acting, bad writing, ridiculous premise. Anybody remember the show (same vintage as "Small Wonder") where there was a teenage girl whose father was an alien, and she could stop time by bringing her index fingers together? Still not as bad as SW.

soonerinabilene
5/18/2007, 05:51 PM
There was a show on TGIF years ago that was called " hi honey, im home" or something like that. I remember turning it off to go watch my dog eat his own poop.

mdklatt
5/18/2007, 05:57 PM
There was a show on TGIF years ago that was called " hi honey, im home" or something like that. I remember turning it off to go watch my dog eat his own poop.

Much of the TGIF lineup could be contenders for this "honor".

"Family Matters" seriously jumped the shark once it became all about Urkel. :mad:

Jeopardude
5/18/2007, 06:08 PM
Man, I totally agree. I love ATHF and Sealab 2021, but some of the crap they are showing lately is seriously beyond funked up.

I caught just a glimpse of some show last Sunday night as I was going to sleep, and I was like oh my freaking gosh what is this even supposed to mean. It was just this long scene of this horribly drawn cartoon flying thing. No redeeming quality whatsoever.

It seriously took years off my life and killed numerous brain cells, and I only caught a minute.

A lot of the Adult Swim stuff is in the "Hey I was really high when I wrote this so you'll love it if you're really high" category. Doesn't work that way.

Penguin
5/18/2007, 06:15 PM
I don't care what was the worst.

This is the best 80's show ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIi7uvn6tm4

Widescreen
5/18/2007, 06:42 PM
I don't care what was the worst.

This is the best 80's show ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIi7uvn6tm4
Certainly one of the best theme songs.

SleestakSooner
5/18/2007, 07:17 PM
Cops!

And the 700 Club... not sure which is worse really.

the_ouskull
5/18/2007, 08:01 PM
"The Real World."

I liked the first couple of seasons, but, starting in Season 4, when the "slacker generation" was in full-effect, and none of the housemates had their OWN "real" jobs, so the producers of the show had to give them a task to complete...

Since then, it's been spearheading the "Ruin Our Society As Completely As Possible" movement.

the_ouskull

royalfan5
5/18/2007, 08:04 PM
"The Real World."

I liked the first couple of seasons, but, starting in Season 4, when the "slacker generation" was in full-effect, and none of the housemates had their OWN "real" jobs, so the producers of the show had to give them a task to complete...

Since then, it's been spearheading the "Ruin Our Society As Completely As Possible" movement.

the_ouskull
I really want to see them do Real World:Rapid City, or Real World:Midland/Odessa. I think that would be quality entertainment.

Newbomb Turk
5/18/2007, 08:06 PM
submissions that don't belong in this thread:

Three's Company
Cops
Idol
The Gong Show

Salt City Sooner
5/18/2007, 08:12 PM
Threes Company,makes me retch.
One of my all time faves, which is why my submission to this thread is Three's a Crowd. That show was a MAJOR letdown for me (& apparently the rest of America, considering it lasted all of 22 shows). Just wasn't the same.

oumartin
5/18/2007, 08:16 PM
that show where they put the folks on a island and vote them off!

the_ouskull
5/18/2007, 08:17 PM
I really want to see them do Real World:Rapid City, or Real World:Midland/Odessa. I think that would be quality entertainment.

I agree completely. Take 7 of the usual vapid chuckleheads, and let's do:

The Real World: Gary, Indiana.

or

The Real World: Washington, D.C.

I'd totally start watching again... H*ll, it might be a good show again, although it'd probably be a "good show" in the same way that a horror movie can still be a "good movie." Either way, I'm down...

the_ouskull

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2007, 08:17 PM
Cops!

And the 700 Club... not sure which is worse really.Lemme get this straight. You don't like to see drunken idiot criminals busted, and you don't like people talking about God, or what they think their God would have us do to live better lives.

Chuck Bao
5/18/2007, 08:22 PM
Golf on TV sucks. So, does auto racing and soccer.

Seinfeld was still probably the worst show ever.

Newbomb Turk
5/18/2007, 08:31 PM
Golf on TV sucks. So, does auto racing and soccer.

Seinfeld was still probably the worst show ever.

Golf on TV sucks. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

So, does auto racing http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

Seinfeld was still probably the worst show ever. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

picasso
5/18/2007, 08:32 PM
Golf on TV sucks. So, does auto racing and soccer.

Seinfeld was still probably the worst show ever.
golf and Seinfeld? you need a kick in the nuts.:mad:

Mama's Family was and still is the worst ever.

Newbomb Turk
5/18/2007, 08:32 PM
that show where they put the folks on a island and vote them off!

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif

sanantoniosooner
5/18/2007, 08:35 PM
Anything with Rosie O'Donnell

Sooner24
5/18/2007, 08:39 PM
My Mother The Car

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/19/300px-63-17017.jpg

Octavian
5/18/2007, 08:50 PM
It's hard to vote against American Idol...just because of everything it represents...


but I sumbit MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen" --- I know, my fault for flipping to MTV...


This is the show where directors and cameramen follow around ridiculously wealthy 15 year olds who plan out their own 16th birthday parties -- and the parents who bend and bow to their every whim.


If you ever wanna see the MTV Generation at it's finest...the worst and most lost people on Earth...check out Sweet 16 for a few minutes.

Octavian
5/18/2007, 08:50 PM
and Blossom

WILBURJIM
5/18/2007, 09:25 PM
Twin Peaks was a great TV show but, had the worst detective work ever.

Tibetan method.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9kejvxRokg

Sooner98
5/18/2007, 09:40 PM
Seinfeld was still probably the worst show ever.

Oh, no you di'int!

soonerboomer93
5/18/2007, 09:49 PM
no soup for him

SanJoaquinSooner
5/19/2007, 12:26 AM
thats kinda like asking: what's the largest whole number?

no matter what number you state, i can find one larger...

Big Red Ron
5/19/2007, 12:31 AM
The View, and it isn't even close.

Widescreen
5/19/2007, 01:33 AM
The View, and it isn't even close.
You may be on to something.

Big Red Ron
5/19/2007, 11:01 AM
You may be on to something.Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. ;)

XingTheRubicon
5/19/2007, 03:11 PM
How does Step by Step make it this far w/o being mentioned....


Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Sommers at a combined age of about 90, way past their peak, and at their peak they were worse than Mr. Belvedere mixed with thalium.

def_lazer_fc
5/19/2007, 07:38 PM
no mentions of According to Jim yet? for shame!!

sanantoniosooner
5/19/2007, 08:26 PM
no mentions of According to Jim yet? for shame!!
As bad as that show is, it's not even in the same league with some of the before mentioned.

Cop Rock is still king of the hill.

goingoneight
5/19/2007, 09:45 PM
submissions that don't belong in this thread:

Three's Company
Cops
Idol
The Gong Show

I don't know about Idol... I mean, if you want to listen to pop music, cool. If you want America's talent to square off in a week-by-week competition, cool. But televising it?

Does the fake wrestling shows count? WWF, WCW, WWE??? Whatever they call themselves nowadays...

tommieharris91
5/20/2007, 01:23 AM
TwentyFourSeven on MTV. MTV + Reality TV + Humanity hit a new low with that one.

soonerbrat
5/20/2007, 09:18 AM
I don't care what was the worst.

This is the best 80's show ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIi7uvn6tm4



i loved that show!!

tulsaoilerfan
5/20/2007, 10:25 AM
Threes Company,makes me retch.
Maybe so but the jiggle content was pretty damn good!! :D

Sooner98
5/20/2007, 03:21 PM
If we are including talk shows, I will also submit The Chevy Chase Show for consideration. He is a great comedic actor, but was a disaster on his short-lived talk show. I watched only one episode: the debut, and here are a couple of clips from it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naQHusWKVBM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdqMEfV-r9A&mode=related&search=