Dumbest sounding medical conditions.......

[sanantoniosooner]

Restless leg Sydrome is cracking me up.

What else you got?

[Scott D]

a restless leg that wants to kick you, and may when I'm in SA in two weeks :D

[Okla-homey]

Restless leg Sydrome is cracking me up.

What else you got?

"attention deficit disorder" is a crack-up too. It should be "healed" by application of force to the glutteous maximus. Instead, we medicate them into compliance. Kinda like Nurse Ratched did to R.P. McMurphy.

[sanantoniosooner]

Well, I'm more interested in just funny names than getting into a debate about the validity of the condition :)

[Scott D]

"attention deficit disorder" is a crack-up too. It should be "healed" by application of force to the glutteous maximus. Instead, we medicate them into compliance. Kinda like Nurse Ratched did to R.P. McMurphy.

(insert random wisecrack about feeding "ADD" kids less sugary foods)

[Scott D]

Well, I'm more interested in just funny names than getting into a debate about the validity of the condition :)

oh I just wanted to make a post where I mocked restless leg syndroming your backside ;)

[Okla-homey]

Well, I'm more interested in just funny names than getting into a debate about the validity of the condition :)

okay. erectile dysfunction. I think they cooked that one up because it sounds less emasculating than "impotence" which is what we called it for about a thousand years.

[sanantoniosooner]

oh I just wanted to make a post where I mocked restless leg syndroming your backside ;)
my reply was for Homey.

that's what is awesome about the Oval.

Serious posts go silly at the speed of light, and silly posts go serious almost as quickly.

Erectile Dysfunction SOUNDS funny...unless you got it :D

[OUinFLA]

sleep depraved ?

duh, work harder during the day.
turn off the tv, put down the book.
works for me.

and if not.................then medicate me into submission Nurse Ratchet.

[Scott D]

that broken foot injury that everyone from Teddy Lehman to Kevin Jones, to that Bulls player...Andre Nachosonly had sounds pretty wierd.

and don't forget Deviated Septums.

[sanantoniosooner]

that broken foot injury that everyone from Teddy Lehman to Kevin Jones, to that Bulls player...Andre Nachosonly had sounds pretty wierd.

and don't forget Deviated Septums.
hyperplasia comes in many forms. I think Timmy had one in the foot a year ago.

[Okla-homey]

that broken foot injury that everyone from Teddy Lehman to Kevin Jones, to that Bulls player...Andre Nachosonly had sounds pretty wierd.

and don't forget Deviated Septums.


ooh, that reminds me. Temple mandibular joint syndrome. It's right up there with carpal tunnel syndrome. Invented conditions that make beaucoup bucks for certain practitioners of psuedo-medicine.

[OUinFLA]

ooh, that reminds me. Temple mandibular joint syndrome. It's right up there with carpal tunnel syndrome. Invented conditions that make beaucoup bucks for certain practitioners of psuedo-medicine.


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[Hamhock]

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[sanantoniosooner]

Homey is bent on starting a pillow fight.

[sanantoniosooner]

Dumb Rabies.

You can look it up......unless you got it :D

[Hamhock]

elephantitis

:O

[sanantoniosooner]

Lactose Intolerance sounds pretty funny to me.

Sounds like Anger Management would help it.

[SoonerGirl06]

Rhabdomyolosis.



I'm not so sure if it sounds funny, but I like the way it rolls off the tongue.

[sanantoniosooner]

Scurvy and the Gout.

[SoonerGirl06]

trichimonis

[sanantoniosooner]

How could I forget Shingles.

I hope I never have to say I have Shingles. And not just because it's painful.

[SoonerGirl06]

Flatulence

[TheHumanAlphabet]

My MIL has restless leg syndrome. Never heard of it before her or the TV ads. For her it is quite painful bothersome. I knew she took quinine for years to help reduce the cramps and spasms in her leg.

[sanantoniosooner]

Flatulence
That's not a condition, it's a lifestyle.

[SoonerGirl06]

That's not a condition, it's a lifestyle.

Chronic Flatulence Syndrome

[TheHumanAlphabet]

How could I forget Shingles.

I hope I never have to say I have Shingles. And not just because it's painful.

Yeah similar thing for me. I have a stubborn case of fungus which has brought out my skin cancer. It sounds bad and it sounds like I am unhygienic. Nothing could be further from the case...But after 5 years of treating it topically with Loprox, the docs have decided to nuke it with Lamisil. I sure hope that stuff kills it.

[Hamhock]

i've been struggling with restless third-leg syndrome for quite some time.

[birddog]

deep-vein thrombosis

[sanantoniosooner]

Male pattern baldness sounds funny.

SOUNDS that is:(

[Boomer.....]

scabies

[birddog]

mens' rhea

[sanantoniosooner]

I would also suggest that "frolicking" is a medical condition in Sic'em's case.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

deep-vein thrombosis

Serious and deadly...

[yermom]

irritable bowel syndrome

[sanantoniosooner]

irritable bowel syndrome
Sometimes bickers with lactose intolerance.

Quite an argument.

[OCUDad]

Halitosis

[SoonerJack]

ooh, that reminds me. Temple mandibular joint syndrome. It's right up there with carpal tunnel syndrome. Invented conditions that make beaucoup bucks for certain practitioners of psuedo-medicine.

My wife had that, seriously. Her jaw would either lock open or closed frequently. Two years of braces later and she hasn't had it happen again. So, while some practitioners were selling snake oil, others had legitimate solutions.