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Doged
5/18/2007, 12:52 AM
Test your knowledge of the facts buried within the rumors! Each answer has appeared on one or more college team football forums.

Correct answers are worth 20 points each. If no answer is correct, choose the MOST correct answer. This quiz comprises 0% of your grade for this course. :mack: is not allowed to answer for you.



1. Which statement is most accurate?

a. Adrian Peterson (AD) was given a free car at the same time as the Sooner football staff were all given their free cars.

b. AD "test drove" a Lexus for 3 months.

c. Several high profile Sooner recruits are given free cars each season as part of their incentive to sign with OU. This is fact as it was reported by the room mate of one of the players and no one else close to the situation has disputed it.

d. AD signed a provisional contract to purchase a Lexus, then returned the car due to the high cost of financing it.


2. How did OU cheat this time?

a. Arranged for a booster to funnel several thousand "slush fund" dollars to key star players.

b. Arranged for several players to be placed in a position for a booster to pay them, then conspired to turn a blind eye to the arrangement and leave it up to the booster to either pay or not pay the players.

c. There are no NCAA allegations that the university cheated. The NCAA alleges that OU failed to properly monitor the players and, if proper procedures were followed, should have been able to detect the cheating in spite of falsified employment documents submitted by the cheating players.

d. Arranged for players to be placed in a position to receive money from a booster, then applied any amount paid them to the booster's recognized donation total for the year.


3. What were the NCAA's findings regarding "Lexus-gate" and what sanctions are likely to be levied for this blatant act of cheating?

a. The NCAA found that AD was given the car as compensation. He will be ruled retrospectively ineligible and OU will be forced to forfeit all games he played in.

b. The NCAA did not investigate "Lexus-gate", finding no cause after the results of the university's internal investigation were submitted.

c. The NCAA did not investigate "Lexus-gate" because OU is an elite program and is immune to NCAA sanctions.

d. The NCAA investigated "Lexus-gate" but were unable to prove anything wrong happened, but they are really mad and are "out to get" the Sooners now because they know OU was cheating they just can't prove it.


4. What prompted the NCAA to investigate the BRSI scandal?

a. An anonymous email was sent to the NCAA alerting them to the problem.

b. An anonymous email was sent to both the NCAA and the university, causing the NCAA to demand an investigation and immediate action by the university with results to be submitted for further review. The NCAA agreed with most, but not all, of the investigation's findings.

c. An anonymous email was sent to the university, causing an internal investigation to be conducted with the results submitted to the NCAA, which reviewed the findings and agreed with them in principle, but not in whole.

d. The NCAA read about the wrong-doings on Texags and immediately dispatched a crack team of investigators to Norman to look into the situation.


5. Bomar admitted to having made poor choices that resulted in his dismissal from the team. Quinn claimed he was a victim of scapegoating, was the cleanest player on the team and everyone else was smoking dope and "breaking laws" while he just took a couple of bucks to buy a burger. Which of the two is more credible?

a. Bomar.

b. Quinn.

c. They're both liars who are still being paid by OU to keep quiet about the real situation.


Bonus Question worth 10 points: How many Sooner players does the NCAA claim cheated by taking money?

a. 3
b. 4
c. 5
d. 17
e. 85

Spanish Sooner
5/18/2007, 01:06 AM
1-D
2-C
3-B
4-C
5-A

Bonus
A

Do I win

HTown77095
5/18/2007, 08:53 AM
1-D
2-C
3-B
4-C
5-A

Bonus
A

Do I win

That what I got also.

soonerboy_odanorth
5/18/2007, 10:44 AM
Take a read shorthorns, aggies and aggie lite....

bump

OSUAggie
5/18/2007, 10:49 AM
What a group of saints ...

XingTheRubicon
5/18/2007, 11:07 AM
What a group of saints ...

We just seem like saints because we don't have as many Whataburgers....



or rapists



or hoover deuce

soonerboy_odanorth
5/18/2007, 11:21 AM
What a group of saints compared to the laundry list of NCAA violations we compiled in the 80's (Hart Lee Dykes anyone?), not to mention pathetic ongoing rap sheet that mimicks Lawrence Phillips's antics more than it does dopey Rawls boozin' it up...

Fixed.

OSUAggie
5/18/2007, 12:05 PM
Dykes helped you with your probation at that time, too.

XingTheRubicon
5/18/2007, 01:32 PM
lOSUrs probation was worse. Worst probation in the history of the state.

OSUAggie
5/18/2007, 02:31 PM
No ****.

One of the worst probations outside of University Park in the history of the NCAA.

soonerboy_odanorth
5/18/2007, 04:50 PM
Just a little clarification for all of our resident alien enemas... err, 'scuse me, enemies and lurkers on this board:

Texas A&M: 7 Major Infractions, 4 football

OU: 6 Major Infractions, 5 football

oSu: 4 Major Infractions, 3 football

Now... these are the "dirty programs" of the Big XII, right? Everyone else squeaky clean, right? The rest ain't never no how had any violations, right? Or at least not in football.... right?

So how about our lilly white "friends" in the Big XII?

Nebraska: 4 Major Infractions, 3... that's right, 3 in football... 1 for Saint Devaney and 2 for Dr. Tom. And yeah, 'skers, they were for improper benefits including cars leased for nada to players and an organized ticket scalping scheme that funneled cash to players. But your violations aren't nearly as bad... right? Pure as the driven snow, you are.

And how about you, Texas?

Texas: 4 Major Infractions, 3 in football with 1 under Royal ("dirty Sooner!"), 1 under Akers ("dirty Piggie!"), and 1 under McWilliams ("dirty...err, wait, he-he-he's a Texas guy, ain't he?... so that like only counts as 1 violation in football, right?")

I see lots of folks say to Texas and Nebraska, "Well you do it too, you just haven't been caught yet."

Fact is, they do it too, and they have been caught.... multiple times each.

Suck on it 'horns, huskers and aggies. Suck on it.

HTown77095
5/18/2007, 04:56 PM
^^^what he said!!!

soonerboy_odanorth
5/18/2007, 04:59 PM
For all you other "clean" programs around the nation, especially YOU BigTenleven, who once had your whole bleeping conference penalized... take a freaking gander.....

https://web1.ncaa.org/pdf/convert?pdfurl=http://goomer.ncaa.org:2020/wdbctx/lsdbi/lsdbi.lsdbi_mi_rpts.mostinfractionsrpt

...and now just SHUT THE H*** UP!

BajaOklahoma
5/18/2007, 08:10 PM
Well, well, well. Looky who is also on the list with 6.


And it's St. Thomas of Nebraska.

Seamus
5/18/2007, 09:07 PM
Just a little clarification for all of our resident alien enemas... err, 'scuse me, enemies and lurkers on this board:


No, you had it right the first time :cool:

goingoneight
5/18/2007, 09:16 PM
:stunned: but wer not uo so its not as bad wen we cheet 38-28!!! :stunned:

Jello Biafra
5/18/2007, 09:34 PM
We just seem like saints because we don't have as many Whataburgers....



or rapists



or hoover deuce


or cops to beat up at high school games


or illiterates (now in prison) who couldn't read his "dilpoma" if his momma's life depended on it.

or billionaires depending on OTHER universities to raise money for US.(because its obvious they couldn't make it themselves)

Jello Biafra
5/18/2007, 09:36 PM
:stunned: but wer not uo so its not as bad wen we cheet 38-28!!! :stunned:


:stunned: 5 out of the last 9 (err whatever the number is):stunned:

Crimsontothecore
5/18/2007, 11:08 PM
I hate this time of year. We're reduced to comparing NCAA violation stats. Geez

StoopTroup
5/19/2007, 08:21 PM
Notice how the NCAA is really allowing the Universities to police themselves without giving programs the death sentence.

I guess they realize that these kids have to be somewhat responsible for their actions.

At least it seems that way to me...

The Reggie Bush parent's deal was like they did nothing wrong at all....