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oumartin
5/17/2007, 05:05 PM
my love affair with q-tips is boarderline erotic!

I have to insert one in my ear daily not only to remove the excess water but to spin the white cotton tip in a circular motion repeatedly in my ear canal.
the sensation is so good that it makes my leg twitch!

OSUAggie
5/17/2007, 05:07 PM
That's ****ing wrong.

Literally.

oumartin
5/17/2007, 05:08 PM
as wrong as sheep ****ing? :D

StuIsTheMan
5/17/2007, 05:10 PM
as wrong as Bri ****ing? :D

Fixed...or is that the same thing:rolleyes:


http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2508/brianallube2laqr2.jpg (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/)

He's got the lube

OSUAggie
5/17/2007, 05:10 PM
Worse, maybe.

StoopTroup
5/17/2007, 05:11 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Earwax_on_swab.jpg/200px-Earwax_on_swab.jpg

oumartin
5/17/2007, 05:15 PM
I realized how bad my obsession had become when I found myself takin' a good ***t and started trying to reach for my q-tips!

when taking a good **t is no longer in the top 2 on a guys "feel good" list you know you have a problem.

Dio
5/17/2007, 05:19 PM
:les: SICKO!

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2007, 05:19 PM
IN

Top Six Feel Goods:

1. ****ing
2. OU Football
3. blow jorbs
4. ****ting
5. hand jorbs
6. Q-tipping

StoopTroup
5/17/2007, 05:32 PM
I've got Sooner Football listed higher than Q-tipping....

I'm just sayin'....

Ardmore_Sooner
5/17/2007, 05:37 PM
Try putting a Q-tip on an electric screwdriver. Pure genius!

yermom
5/17/2007, 05:39 PM
i'm learning a lot from this thread

StuIsTheMan
5/17/2007, 05:40 PM
Try putting a Q-tip on an electric screwdriver. Pure genius!

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6827/feb14gal44fv1.jpg

SoonerBorn68
5/17/2007, 05:46 PM
Now I know why there's a pile of used Q-tips at the motel room. :D

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2007, 05:46 PM
I've got Sooner Football listed higher than Q-tipping....

I'm just sayin'....

That's what I meant...

Mongo
5/17/2007, 05:48 PM
Now I know why there's a pile of used Q-tips at the motel room. :D


Why dont you be a good wife and pick up after him :D

sanantoniosooner
5/17/2007, 05:48 PM
Q-tips in the ear make me cough.

StuIsTheMan
5/17/2007, 05:52 PM
Q-tips in the ear make me cough.

Weird looking up on sunny days makes me sneeze

r5TPsooner
5/17/2007, 05:53 PM
IN

Top Six Feel Goods:

1. ****ing
2. OU Football
3. blow jorbs
4. ****ting
5. hand jorbs
6. Q-tipping


I have golf replacing hand jobs at #5.

Mongo
5/17/2007, 05:55 PM
I have golf replacing hand jobs at #5.

You must be really good at golf or really bad at jacking it.

StuIsTheMan
5/17/2007, 05:56 PM
You must be really good at golf or really bad at jacking it.

Mine gets deleted and this gets through...WTF...I like it though G1:D

sanantoniosooner
5/17/2007, 06:03 PM
Weird looking up on sunny days makes me sneeze
sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy.

oumartin
5/17/2007, 06:05 PM
all my q-tips make the trash can sb68,
Its the used tissue you better watch out for :D

soonerboomer93
5/17/2007, 07:12 PM
I have golf replacing hand jobs at #5.


please turn in your man card...

OUHOMER
5/17/2007, 10:33 PM
Q-tips in the ear make me cough.

Your normal than, because it does the same to me.

picasso
5/17/2007, 10:47 PM
don't get too carried away now, you can jack that ear drum up ya know.


huh? you say something????

Soonrboy
5/18/2007, 08:00 AM
I do the same thing while laying the brown cable. Know what feels better? Put a little alcohol on the tip of the q-tip and swivel it around.

Mongo
5/18/2007, 08:02 AM
I do the same thing while laing the brown cable. Know what feels better? Put a little alcohol on the tip of the q-tip and swivel it around.


I think q-tips go in the ear:D

Soonrboy
5/18/2007, 09:19 AM
:D

ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2007, 12:23 PM
I hate to be the only girl posting in this thread and to have to say it, but it is called an eargasm.

That is what it is called

eargasm

Osce0la
5/18/2007, 12:27 PM
I hate to be the only girl posting in this thread and to have to say it, but it is called an eargasm.

That is what it is called

eargasm
You seem to know a lot about this...where do eargasms rank with you compared to OU Football and golf :D





;)

ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2007, 12:36 PM
You seem to know a lot about this...where do eargasms rank with you compared to OU Football and golf :D





;)

eargasms? somewhere below OU football. ;)


Golf doesn't even make my list.

sanantoniosooner
5/18/2007, 02:00 PM
eargasms? somewhere below OU football. ;)


Golf doesn't even make my list.
size matters.