stupid thursday joke that someone just emailed me

[soonerbrat]

A southern Oklahoma farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell.
When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices
he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, "Why aren't you
miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is
like a warm spring day in southern Oklahoma . I like it."

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95%
humidity.
Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the
farm.
Not bad at all."

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity.
Everyone is even more miserable, except the southern Oklahoma farmer
still resting.

"Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels
good the hotter the better."

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F.
Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon
followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,
suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to
Cry.

"OSU WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"

[dolemitesooner]

Thats pretty funny

[oumartin]

well hell must be froze over cuz I do believe they just won one in wrestling and golf pretty recently.

[Czar Soonerov]

Why it's important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to Exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat Dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

[soonerbrat]

well hell must be froze over cuz I do believe they just won one in wrestling and golf pretty recently.



well that's no surprise.

I'm thinking the joke was referring to football though, since wrestling and golf don't matter.

[Boomer.....]

Heh.

[oumartin]

I figured; I was just playin' aggie! :D

if it involves rolling around and hugging grown sweaty men and a sport where you slap balls with your stick you can figure an aggie would be good at it.