Somethin' to read if you're bored

[Jerk]

This thread starts out kind of ho-hum but as you progress along it gets funnier and funnier.

It's one of those websites that if you visit, the gov't puts you their sh** list. So beware.

Start from the beginning and read the replies as they come in. I'm on page two and I'm hurting from laughing so hard.


http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=577937
(http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=577937&page=2)

[Sooner in Tampa]

This if the funniest one by FAR!!!


Hello,

I have a few questions about your product. My wife has always loved to take jello baths but the dyes always make her skin break out, as well as making her look like a smurf.

1. When I fill the hot-tub/bath tub with the crystals and water are they really soft ?

2. Also, if she accidentally got any crystals in her "love oven" would they be toxic ?

3. Can a gerbil eat the crystals without harm ?


Thanks in advance....

J Mehoff