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soonerbrat
5/15/2007, 11:09 PM
I'm going to vegas and I thought i'd pick up some extra cash while I'm there.
























KIDDING!!!! :D
OUinFLA
5/15/2007, 11:10 PM
could you back that up to June?
Tailwind
5/15/2007, 11:20 PM
Be careful....the home grown working girls will cut you.
soonerbrat
5/15/2007, 11:23 PM
could you back that up to June?


already booked my tickets for July 2-6..sorry!
SoonerGirl06
5/15/2007, 11:26 PM
What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.


I'm just sayin'...
soonerboomer93
5/15/2007, 11:26 PM
what can I get for $10????
soonerbrat
5/15/2007, 11:27 PM
what can I get for $10????



couple bottles of astroglide.
sanantoniosooner
5/15/2007, 11:29 PM
couple bottles of astroglide.
soft.........ball............mustn't............po st..........
soonerbrat
5/15/2007, 11:30 PM
FOR USE WITH HIMSELF!
MamaMia
5/15/2007, 11:31 PM
I swear I never saw your duplicate until now! I didn't mean to copy you. Sorry bout that. Great minds think alike. :P
Jerk
5/16/2007, 05:18 AM
I swear I never saw your duplicate until now! I didn't mean to copy you. Sorry bout that. Great minds think alike. :P

INDEED! Looks like I'm going to have an awesome trip!!!:texan:
crawfish
5/16/2007, 07:56 AM
Can I be your pimp?

I'd love to have an excuse to buy a purple suit.
Hamhock
5/16/2007, 07:58 AM
Can I be your pimp?

I'd love to have an excuse to buy a purple suit.


don't forget the hat w/feather.
stoopified
5/16/2007, 08:02 AM
Can I be your pimp?

I'd love to have an excuse to buy a purple suit.
I am more qualified to be the pimp,as I alraedy own a crimson suit. :)
sanantoniosooner
5/16/2007, 08:04 AM
Can I be your pimp?

I'd love to have an excuse to buy a purple suit.
drop a few lbs and you can get back in that melon one.
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 08:04 AM
You should create a website and post daily updates while you are there.

that would be cool.
soonerbrat
5/16/2007, 10:20 AM
You should create a website and post daily updates while you are there.

that would be cool.


updates of what? how much money I lose? how awesome 4th of july fireworks will be?
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 10:43 AM
That was a reference to I_SMELL_FEAR and my own 'FEAR and 4LIFE in Vegas" thread that we updated our daily trips to drunkytown.

I was just trying to get you to do the same.
soonerbrat
5/16/2007, 10:45 AM
That was a reference to I_SMELL_FEAR and my own 'FEAR and 4LIFE in Vegas" thread that we updated our daily trips to drunkytown.

I was just trying to get you to do the same.



ah..i missed that.

i will probably be too busy between making extra cash and being drunk to post updates everyday.
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 10:47 AM
oh man, you missed that?

that thread was a classic I tell ya. :D
soonerbrat
5/16/2007, 10:47 AM
link?
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 10:51 AM
I tried to search the forums, unsuccessfully I might add.

Besides, I think the webpage we created is defunct now.

i'll have to check that out.
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 10:55 AM
FEAR and 4LIFE in Las Vegas (http://members.cox.net/markandrob/)


most of it still works....wierd.
Mjcpr
5/16/2007, 10:56 AM
FEAR and 4LIFE in Las Vegas (http://members.cox.net/markandrob/)


most of it still works....disappointing.

Werd.
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 11:05 AM
hey Squeek, it's no 'trip to the lake' but we can't all have your flair.
Mjcpr
5/16/2007, 11:07 AM
hey Squeek, it's no 'trip to the lake' but we can't all have your flair.

Don't sell yourself short, Hairy, I've seen your golf shoes. You have tons of flair.
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 11:26 AM
Squeek, you weren't checking out my shoes.....
soonerbrat
5/16/2007, 12:36 PM
FEAR and 4LIFE in Las Vegas (http://members.cox.net/markandrob/)


most of it still works....wierd.

I love it!!

maybe I should consider it :)
IB4OU2
5/16/2007, 01:22 PM
hey Squeek, it's no 'trip to the lake' but we can't all have your flair.

The apple martinis and the underwear pulled over your head proved you have flair......
OU4LIFE
5/16/2007, 01:52 PM
you people and your making up stories...there was never any underwear.

there WERE Martinis however. Many of them.
C&CDean
5/16/2007, 08:25 PM
The only good thing about that thread was not having to hear about some sasquatch hitting a ball in a hole in one stroke.
OU4LIFE
5/17/2007, 07:01 AM
the best part of THAT thread, is that I don't even have to bring it up anymore, everyone else does it for me. :D

THANKS DEAN!
soonerbrat
5/17/2007, 09:47 AM
who hit a hole in one?
TexasLidig8r
5/17/2007, 10:08 AM
Bratski.. you know of course that prostitution is illegal in Clark County (which encompasses the City of Las Vegas)..

Sounds like you need a good manager to keep you ... uh. out of trouble!
OU4LIFE
5/17/2007, 10:09 AM
ask Dean.

it was ME dammit.
Jerk
5/17/2007, 10:10 AM
How much $$$$ and what do I get?
OUinFLA
5/17/2007, 12:39 PM
That could be answered with:

How many $$$$ you got to spare,
and what do you want?
OU4LIFE
5/17/2007, 12:53 PM
I think she charges $20 for an 'around the world' with a tire iron.