Scooterpalooza

[1stTimeCaller]

July 21st at my house in Ardmost, OK.

the Bonnie Bishop Band will be playing, Porkchop (my cow) will be on the grill (smoking a brisket, burgers, hotdogs, chicken), a few kegs of beer, some whiskey, some nudity and a slip-n-slide.

All of you clowns are invited.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Thanks for having this right before I go to Aruba. ;)

[royalfan5]

How far is Ardmore from Amarillo? There is an off chance I may have to move to Amarillo.

[RacerX]

We don't believe you Royal. You're turning into Carmen Sandiego.

[royalfan5]

We don't believe you Royal. You're turning into Carmen Sandiego.
I have a lot of lukewarm job prospects at this point. One of my newest leads is based out of Amarillo. There is really no telling where I might end up.

[soonerbrat]

hey, that's right before my birfday...will you get me a cake? ooh, chickie's bday is right around there too

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

hey, that's right before my birfday...will you get me a cake? ooh, chickie's bday is right around there tooWe should go to Ardvegas. I don't actually leave until the next Tuesday for Aruba.

[yermom]

hey, that's right before my birfday...will you get me a cake? ooh, chickie's bday is right around there too

yermom's too, heh

[soonerbrat]

We should go to Ardvegas. I don't actually leave until the next Tuesday for Aruba.



oh goody, we can play poker at Joe's table

I have to tell you something funny about that....

[yermom]

How far is Ardmore from Amarillo? There is an off chance I may have to move to Amarillo.

and to answer your question, it's about 350 miles

[royalfan5]

and to answer your question, it's about 350 miles
That's a little bit of a jog.

[1stTimeCaller]

There can be cake.

RacerX nailed it.

SBSB can work on her tan before she gets kidnapped in Aruba.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

oh goody, we can play poker at Joe's table

I have to tell you something funny about that....Oh TMI. . .

[soonerbrat]

PEEM

[soonerbrat]

I probably wont' have any money for Ardvegas that weekend anyway since i'm going to VEGAS VEGAS a couple weeks before that.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

It's ok, I'm sure we can sleep in the trailer.

[critical_phil]

There can be cake.


cake made from Porkchop?

http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/


http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg

[soonerbrat]

noboday said anythang about pork chop cake.

[soonerboomer93]

this scares me,

send pics...

[yermom]

meatcake

that's teh win

[soonerbrat]

i prefer beefcake to porkcake.

[1stTimeCaller]

GHP has the line at 4:1 porkcake to beefcake

[critical_phil]

i'm hungoor-y

[TexasLidig8r]

Have you bagged her as your girlfriend yet?

[OUDoc]

i prefer beefcake to porkcake.
6 of one...

[Howzit]

hey, that's right before my birfday...will you get me a cake? ooh, chickie's bday is right around there too

If by "right around there" you mean "on that day" I agree.

[ChickSoonerFan]

If by "right around there" you mean "on that day" I agree.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

hhhhhhhhmmmm...Ardmore.....for my birthday......hhmmmmmm

Will there be presents too?


:D

[Howzit]

And we're off...

[ChickSoonerFan]

And we're off...

So you're in?

[Mjcpr]

So you're in?

Hard to tell I bet.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'll be present.

Howzit will be there too.

Howzit is in charge of the birthday spankings.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Now you guys have jacked your own thread.

[Howzit]

My Chick-lob-ometer says 3 so far...

[Beef]

Got a good piece of dirt for me to sleep on, 1TC?

[soonerbrat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

hhhhhhhhmmmm...Ardmore.....for my birthday......hhmmmmmm

Will there be presents too?


:D


there'd better be presents!!!

[Howzit]

http://www.thedailyreel.com/spotlight/coffee-break/archive/2006/12/18/d-in-a-box/image
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)

[1stTimeCaller]

Got a good piece of dirt for me to sleep on, 1TC?
Yep. We can probably get you an air up mattress and a big girl to help you sleep a little better.

[ChickSoonerFan]

http://www.thedailyreel.com/spotlight/coffee-break/archive/2006/12/18/d-in-a-box/image


Nice....just what I need.

And two of them?? What am I supposed to do with two of them?? :eek:

[Howzit]

Chick-lob-ometer = 4

[soonerbrat]

If by "right around there" you mean "on that day" I agree.


couldn't remember if it was the 20th or 21st..but i knew it was right before mine!! that counts for something, right?

[soonerbrat]

Nice....just what I need.

And two of them?? What am I supposed to do with two of them?? :eek:


one for each of us, it's my birfday too!

[yermom]

so is 1TC going to get drunk enough to pee on his own carpet?

[1stTimeCaller]

joke's on you!!! wood and ceramic tile floors in my hizzy!!!
:D

[Okla-homey]

I would like to ask if you would be kind enough to throw another little fiesta at Christmastime so I don't lose my flippin' mind the week I'm down there kickin' it at Mom's (totally non-alcoholic) house.

In return, I will gladly let you stay at my house for the OU-TU game in September.

[1stTimeCaller]

Sure thing, just let me know when you'll be in town and if I'm home you and your bride are more than welcome.

If I'm not home you're still welcome to come over and trash the place ;)

[Okla-homey]

Sure thing, just let me know when you'll be in town and if I'm home you and your bride are more than welcome.

If I'm not home you're still welcome to come over and trash the place ;)

suh-weet.

I'll bring some beverages when it happens. Cuz that's how Homey rolls.

[Mongo]

Have you passed out fliers to the hawt chicks of Ardmore High School?

[sooner_born_1960]

Have you passed out fliers to the hawt chicks of Ardmore High School?
He'll invite them at the next softball game.

[1stTimeCaller]

I've been promoting it around town as an AHS Cheerleader fundraiser.

[OUDoc]

A friend of mine is a doc down there, make sure to invite him.

[JohnnyMack]

I already called the cops.

YWIA.

[1stTimeCaller]

A friend of mine is a doc down there, make sure to invite him.

a friend of mine wants me to ask you if your doctor friend can get him some Valtrex for free. Whatever that is.

;)

[Mongo]

I've been promoting it around town as an AHS Cheerleader fundraiser.


dont forget to invite a couple of larger, low self esteemed girls, incase the cheerleaders dont work out for ya;)

[Howzit]

a friend of mine wants me to ask you if your doctor friend can get him some Valtrex for free. Whatever that is.

;)

Your friend told me to remind you to axe about Lortab, too.

[Beef]

dont forget to invite a couple of larger, low self esteemed girls, since the cheerleaders won't work out for ya;)
:hot:

[soonerboomer93]

joke's on you!!! wood and ceramic tile floors in my hizzy!!!
:D

jokes on you, wood can warp with excessive water...

[soonerboomer93]

suh-weet.

I'll bring my hottie daugter when it happens. Cuz that's how Homey rolls.

fixed it

:D

:pop:

;)

[Howzit]

jokes on you, wood can warp with excessive water...

If by "jokes" you mean "Mongo's panis" you are correct.

[soonerboomer93]

viagra for 300 philipino pesos........


(damn, i got tired of hearing that)

[OUDoc]

a friend of mine wants me to ask you if your doctor friend can get him some Valtrex for free. Whatever that is.

;)
I'm sure he could...