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OUDoc
5/15/2007, 11:14 AM
I don't even like country music.
And who plays Conway Twitty songs anymore anyway?
:texan:
I need an old priest and a young priest...
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/15/2007, 11:15 AM
So?

Which song is it?
sanantoniosooner
5/15/2007, 11:17 AM
Did your trembling hands touch forbidden places?
bri
5/15/2007, 11:17 AM
Because Conway Twitty is made of awesome and old lady panties?
OUDoc
5/15/2007, 11:18 AM
So?

Which song is it?
Lay You Down
JohnnyMack
5/15/2007, 11:18 AM
It's been a loooonnngggg time.....
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/15/2007, 11:19 AM
Lay You Down

Sing it.
OUDoc
5/15/2007, 11:20 AM
Sing it.
Nah, why punish everyone else?
bri
5/15/2007, 11:28 AM
Because if you don't, how will every pair of granny panties in a ten-block radius of you drop?
sanantoniosooner
5/15/2007, 11:32 AM
Because if you don't, how will every pair of granny panties in a ten-block radius of you drop?
Have I mentioned that I hate you lately?
1stTimeCaller
5/15/2007, 11:32 AM
mmmmm dusty granny panties.
:hot:
OUDoc
5/15/2007, 11:36 AM
Because if you don't, how will every pair of granny panties in a ten-block radius of you drop?
They come in for pelvic exams once a year anyway.:hot:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/15/2007, 11:37 AM
Well hello darlin'
It's nice to see you.
It's been a loooooooooooong tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
bri
5/15/2007, 11:37 AM
Have I mentioned that I hate you lately?

Remember how horny the Golden Girls always were?

Now imagine how much hornier they'd be if they were listening to Conway Twitty...

http://www.tropicanalv.com/images/ent_beaarthur_pic.jpg
bri
5/15/2007, 11:38 AM
Well hello darlin'
It's nice to see you.
It's been a loooooooooooong tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

Who had "post #13" in the "How long before SBSB comes into the thread and quotes the wrong Conway Twitty song?" pool?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/15/2007, 11:40 AM
Who had "post #13" in the "How long before SBSB comes into the thread and quotes the wrong Conway Twitty song?" pool?I knew it was the wrong Conway Twitty song. **** off.
bri
5/15/2007, 11:55 AM
Wow, someone's grumpy. Is there nothing good on sale at the Tiny Shoe Store this week or something?
Sooner98
5/15/2007, 12:02 PM
In my opinion, the "white man afro" has been way under-utilized over the years.

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0313235/images/CONWAY3.JPG
Xstnlsooner
5/15/2007, 12:08 PM
don't hate on the Cornway.
Hamhock
5/15/2007, 12:11 PM
when i was a kid, we went to some church thingy that preached on the evils of modern music. about DIO, Ozzy, the Eagles, etc.

They actually quoted Lay You Down as an example of sexually explicit lyrics.

damn, i'm old.
OUDoc
5/15/2007, 12:17 PM
when i was a kid, we went to some church thingy that preached on the evils of modern music. about DIO, Ozzy, the Eagles, etc.

They actually quoted Lay You Down as an example of sexually explicit lyrics.

damn, i'm old.
And repressed. ;)
TUSooner
5/15/2007, 12:49 PM
Every time somebody mentions Conway Twitty (real name Harold Jenkins) I have to mention that I lived around the corner from Conway when he lived on S. Santa Fe in OKC on the edge of Moore, and that I went to 6th grade at Sky Ranch Elementary (Howzit's alma mater FWIW) with Conway's daughter, Joni Lee Jenkins, and that I had a hideous crush on Joni, and that she didn't care whether I lived or died (although, if she HAD to chose, "died" would have probably been fine by her.)
Thank you.
I'm done until the next Conway Twitty thread rears its ugly, fuzzy head.
Dio
5/15/2007, 02:18 PM
when i was a kid, we went to some church thingy that preached on the evils of modern music. about DIO, Ozzy, the Eagles, etc.

They actually quoted Lay You Down as an example of sexually explicit lyrics.

damn, i'm old.

You're welcome!

Did you know if you play "Last In Line" backwards it tells you to get a job and be nice to your parents?