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Okla-homey

5/15/2007, 05:40 AM

at the Oklahoma Ren Fest at "The Castle" in Muskogee. Good, clean family fun...with a few notable exceptions. Ok, maybe a pair of notable exceptions.

Going on all this month.

Here are some pictures to whet thy appetite.

http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/16400/2005763894783183944_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005763894783183944)

http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/16884/2005763658897367328_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005763658897367328)
Two galoots walking down a road. One is a warrior of some kind. The other is a hunchback. I think. Or something.

http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/15911/2005715456314944566_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005715456314944566)
This woman...and her breasts...had many photos taken. Some guys with cell phones didnt even TRY To be as subtle.

http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/16519/2005725981708581690_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005725981708581690)
Mudmen. Huzzah!

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 08:42 AM

You know that red ring you get around your butt when you sit on the terlet too long?

That lady's boobie pic is giving me one of those on my chest.

OUDoc

5/15/2007, 08:46 AM

That lady's boobie pic is giving me one of those on my chest.
:pop:

Hamhock

5/15/2007, 08:46 AM

I had my bachelor party at the castle in muskogee. After we all, uhm, fell asleep, someone robbed us blind.

Good times...

OUHOMER

5/15/2007, 08:47 AM

wow, I never looked at my butt after sitting on the terlet

OUDoc

5/15/2007, 08:49 AM

wow, I never looked at my butt after sitting on the terlet
Maybe BSG can help you with that.

sanantoniosooner

5/15/2007, 08:50 AM

wow, I never looked at my butt after sitting on the terlet
BSG has a "toilet cam".

Something about monitoring downloads.

picasso

5/15/2007, 08:51 AM

looks like nerdy fun for the entire family.

SoonerBorn68

5/15/2007, 08:56 AM

SoonerJack

5/15/2007, 09:00 AM

OKLA21FAN

5/15/2007, 09:02 AM

SoonerBorn68

5/15/2007, 09:05 AM

He takes that crap so seriously. He once told one of my friends she couldn't perform because she wasn't wearing "period glasses". Ya know, I'm not even sure there were glasses around in 1508.

I wanted to dress up as Biggles, one of the Inquisitors from Monty Python's sketches & run around reciting the sketch poking people with pillows & tieing them up to dish racks. Unfortunately I was threatened with divorce if I did. :D

frankensooner

5/15/2007, 09:15 AM

I liked it much better when it was the Elks club.

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 09:25 AM

picasso

5/15/2007, 09:40 AM

Do you remember his name?
Sir Robin.

frankensooner

5/15/2007, 09:42 AM

I went to school with his kids, and for the life of me, I cannot remember ANY of their names.

SoonerBorn68

5/15/2007, 09:59 AM

Do you remember his name?

Jeff Hiller. He owns some liquor stores & the Pepsi distributor in Muskogee.

OKLA21FAN

5/15/2007, 10:09 AM

Jeff Hiller. He owns some liquor stores & the Pepsi distributor in Muskogee.
'its a profit deal'!

Okla-homey

5/15/2007, 10:19 AM

The dude that runs the ORF is a complete dick. He's run off several good acts & performers & treated us like crap when we did the kettle corn up there a few years ago. F' him and his stupid little kingdom.

I have been around the world and shot at a few times. That said, as I have stated before, anyone who runs a kettle corn concession outdoors in summer in this part of the country is a stone cold stud.

That is all.

crawfish

5/15/2007, 10:30 AM

Let me grab my robe and wizard hat!

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 10:33 AM

I have been giggling at this thread all morning...

SoonerBorn68

5/15/2007, 10:36 AM

I have been around the world and shot at a few times. That said, as I have stated before, anyone who runs a kettle corn concession outdoors in summer in this part of the country is a stone cold stud.

That is all.

Heh. That reminds me of working the Moore 4th of July celebration in 2004. We made about $1200 in about 6 hrs., but it was 130 degrees in the tent at 6pm. I was feverishly stirring that kettle for the never diminishing 100 deep line of people waiting for that slightly salty, slightly sweet crunchy goodness.

I literally lost 10 lbs. that day.

:hot: :pop:

frankensooner

5/15/2007, 10:54 AM

Oh, and thanks for the name, I remember the kids names now too!!! Dontcha hate it when your brain is trying to remember and just can't? It seems to get worse each year.

mdklatt

5/15/2007, 11:05 AM

You know that red ring you get around your butt when you sit on the terlet too long?

No. :confused: :eek:

OUDoc

5/15/2007, 11:09 AM

Sir Robin.
Brave Sir Robin.

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Python_sir_robin_2_small.jpg

sanantoniosooner

5/15/2007, 11:14 AM

I think I soiled my armor.

frankensooner

5/15/2007, 11:34 AM

Those minstrels look delicious.

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 11:49 AM

Oh, and thanks for the name, I remember the kids names now too!!! Dontcha hate it when your brain is trying to remember and just can't? It seems to get worse each year.

Alan? And there was a girl too.......M something, Mandy? I went to school with them at Children's House.

Back then, Jeff ran Children's House and I think his parents owned Muskogee Beverage. I guess he has since bought Pepsi distrib....didn't know that. I only knew him when I was very young, pre 2nd grade, but he was always nice to me and my dad liked him. He was, however, a different breed a cat. We went on a field trip, as a school, in an old school bus that they converted into something slight less uncomfortable. We were gone for a LONG time, went way out west and I'm not even sure where all we stopped but we saw the Grand Canyon, Petrified Forest, Pacific Ocean, Las Vegas, among others. It was a fun trip.

Hamhock

5/15/2007, 11:59 AM

Alan? And there was a girl too.......M something, Mandy? I went to school with them at Children's House.

.

You went to school at the fireworks place?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 12:13 PM

I went to school with them at Children's House Detention Center.

That's a good story, Pat.

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 12:14 PM

You went to school at the fireworks place?

Yes, when it was a Montessori school.

Hamhock

5/15/2007, 12:15 PM

Yes, when it was a Montessori school.

did he serve you beer?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 12:17 PM

Yes, when it was a Montessori school.

A Montessori school Detention Center? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/evil/Dr_Evil.gif

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 12:20 PM

A Montessori school Detention Center? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/evil/Dr_Evil.gif

This was pre-2nd Grade, Booty. Back when I was smart. :D

frankensooner

5/15/2007, 12:43 PM

The girls name was Amy, she is/was my age, (40) and the younger brother was Matt. I bought some kick axe fireworks out at Children's House.

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 12:48 PM

The girls name was Amy, she is/was my age, (40) and the younger brother was Matt. I bought some kick axe fireworks out at Children's House.

I remember Matt, he was older than Alan and I. I could be wrong on the other daughter, I was just a pup. :)

SicEmBaylor

5/15/2007, 12:50 PM

SicEmEx's fiance is working there in some capacity...not sure what.
Hopefully a mere common peasant.

SicEmBaylor

5/15/2007, 12:50 PM

Yes, when it was a Montessori school.
You're ****ting me. I went there too!!!
From two years of pre-school to 1st grade!!!

God, I have some great memories running around there and playing at the fireworks building. The peacocks outside used to scare the **** out of me.

Hamhock

5/15/2007, 12:51 PM

SicEmEx's fiance is working there in some capacity...not sure what.
Hopefully a mere common peasant.

and the pitch is a slow, hanging curveball....

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 12:52 PM

You're ****ting me. I went there too!!!
From two years of pre-school to 1st grade!!!

Nope....but I'm WAY older than you, I don't even know how long it existed after I left. I started public school in 2nd grade after CH.

SicEmBaylor

5/15/2007, 12:54 PM

Nope....but I'm WAY older than you, I don't even know how long it existed after I left. I started public school in 2nd grade after CH.

Yeah, I started at Ft. Gibson in 2nd grade as well.

I think it shut down a couple of years after I left which would have been in 1990 I think. So, I guess I started there around '86.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 12:55 PM

You're ****ting me. I went there too!!!
From two years of pre-school to 1st grade!!!

God, I have some great memories running around there and playing at the fireworks building. The peacocks outside used to scare the **** out of me.

Oh, jebus...

SicEmBaylor

5/15/2007, 12:57 PM

Oh, jebus...
I now feel I have a kinship with him...like two long lost brothers or some such.

Mjcpr

5/15/2007, 12:59 PM

I now feel I have a kinship with him...like two long lost brothers or some such.

Booty, you can delete this one. I already have more problems around here than I need.

:D

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 12:59 PM

I now feel I have a kinship with him...like two long lost brothers or some such.

I was referring more to your meager ramblings about a peacock scaring the **** out of you.

:eddie:

SicEmBaylor

5/15/2007, 01:04 PM

I was referring more to your meager ramblings about a peacock scaring the **** out of you.

:eddie:

The damned things would chase after me. They didn't chase after anyone else, but when they saw me they'd attack like a pack of wolves on a 3 legged cat. They'd start screeching and spread their wings out and run after me and what not. When you're 5 years old that **** is scary! To this day I am terrified of peacocks.

I also had the absolute worst injury of my life at Montesorri. A friend of mine were outside playing (unsupervised) and were balancing on this fence. Well, he gets up in this tree and I tell him to go up further so I can get in. He tells me there isn't room, so I jump off the fence and then grab onto his leg and pulled him out of the tree. Well, he falls right on top of my leg breaking my femur completely in two and came within a MM of severing a major artery. I started going into shock while my dad got there and rushed me to Tulsa. Anyway, I was in the hospital for about a month and then a body cast for another 3-4 months after that.

Yep, good times good times!

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/15/2007, 01:06 PM

They can sense weakness.

sanantoniosooner

5/15/2007, 01:07 PM

Booty, you can delete this one. I already have more problems around here than I need.

:D
buy some kneepads.

Hamhock

5/15/2007, 01:08 PM

The damned things would chase after me. They didn't chase after anyone else, but when they saw me they'd attack like a pack of wolves on a 3 legged cat. They'd start screeching and spread their wings out and run after me and what not. When you're 5 years old that **** is scary! To this day I am terrified of peacocks.

I also had the absolute worst injury of my life at Montesorri. A friend of mine were outside playing (unsupervised) and were balancing on this fence. Well, he gets up in this tree and I tell him to go up further so I can get in. He tells me there isn't room, so I jump off the fence and then grab onto his leg and pulled him out of the tree. Well, he falls right on top of my leg breaking my femur completely in two and came within a MM of severing a major artery. I started going into shock while my dad got there and rushed me to Tulsa. Anyway, I was in the hospital for about a month and then a body cast for another 3-4 months after that.

Yep, good times good times!

did he comp you some fireworks?