Sat nite Drunky

[olevetonahill]

Lets get it on !
Ive got a fresh case of natty and a 12er in me :D

[Newbomb Turk]

In - but the wife is kicking me off the computer so she can listen to music. I'll check back in when she lets me. :)

[olevetonahill]

In - but the wife is kicking me off the computer so she can listen to music. I'll check back in when she lets me. :)
Wuss tell her whos the Boss ! like you get to at least pick the shoes You are gonna wear today !

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm hungover from golf this afternoon. I have a headache that is making my left eye water.

Out.

[olevetonahill]

I'm hungover from golf this afternoon. I have a headache that is making my left eye water.

Out.
Drink Mo beer
Replenish the fluids !

[VeeJay]

Hell, I'm in.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Got a twelver in the beer fridge. Wifes out catchin baby's. It's all good.

[Newbomb Turk]

Wuss tell her whos the Boss ! like you get to at least pick the shoes You are gonna wear today !

If mama isn't happy - nobody is happy. Plus, I might get lucky later. :texan:

[olevetonahill]

I gotta a twelver in the fridg and Most of one in the lil Icechest beside me .:D

[olevetonahill]

If mama isn't happy - nobody is happy. Plus, I might get lucky later. :texan:
As she says Honey you may put it in Now :eek:

[VeeJay]

Today, I've gotten calls from:

(1) Mom
(2) Mrs. VJ

They both received their roses.

This is a good time to be me.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm witcha....Got the roses in a vase(no, not a mason jar), a card decorated by each of the chitlins and a little(and I do mean little)bling bling sittin on the kitchen table to greet her when she comes in from work in the a.m. Mrs. Ferguson will be grinnin that Irish smile tomorrow. So, Daddy's get'n drunk tonight!

[olevetonahill]

Today, I've gotten calls from:

(1) Mom
(2) Mrs. VJ

They both received their roses.

This is a good time to be me.
Thats why this drunky aint going over so good . Yall are all trying to get lucky ;)
Shoulda done what I did last nite then send her home :cool: :D

[VeeJay]

Heh - Mrs. VJ is in FL and I'm in NC - so I ain't gettin' nuttin' but twisted tonight.

[olevetonahill]

Heh - Mrs. VJ is in FL and I'm in NC - so I ain't gettin' nuttin' but twisted tonight.
What you aint got any Hawt neughbor wimmens ?:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

As she says Honey you may put it in Now :eek:

as I say "yes dear". :D

[Mjcpr]

In. I've been on vacation all week but we did nothing but put in 12 hour days toward working on the house. Re-textured a closet, bathroom and bedroom, painted and all that good stuff which we finished last night. Today was a parade with the boy's band and a Mother's Day/birthday lunch at Los Cabos.

So yeah, in. :D

[Newbomb Turk]

So yeah, in. :D

certainly

[soonerboomer93]

they cut me off last night!!!!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

12 pack is down to a 7 pack. It's not even 10:30. Dammit Jim!

[soonerboomer93]

Heh - Mrs. VJ is in FL and I'm in NC - so I ain't gettin' nuttin' but twisted tonight.


call car pool guys ex....

[olevetonahill]

12 pack is down to a 7 pack. It's not even 10:30. Dammit Jim!
Cry me a river
My case an 1/2 is now down to 17 :eek:

[olevetonahill]

call car pool guys ex....
:D :D :D :D :D :D :cool:

[soonerboomer93]

damn, I'm still a bit toasted from last night i think....

[Mjcpr]

damn, I'm still a bit toasted from last night i think....

Last night? Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a *****? :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

damn I'm durnk

[soonerboomer93]

Last night? Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a *****? :D


well, it's 1pm on Sunday afternoon here pat :D

and as I told Bri, I curse the Oklahoma blue laws at 6:15 this morning when I stumpled out of the bar...

[Turd_Ferguson]

Got tree left and I ain't finished. Achmed's.....her I come

[olevetonahill]

I forgotted to tell yall
I woulda been home Sooner ;)
But I stoped at an estate sale
bot 2 TVs for 3 bucks and the dude helped me load em :cool:
course both are ****ed but hell for 3 bucks ?

[olevetonahill]

Got tree left and I ain't finished. Achmed's.....her I come
TD2K dont wanta hear about Achmed !:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

What are you going to do with 2 f*cked up TV's?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Cash America = 3 cases of Natty

[olevetonahill]

What are you going to do with 2 f*cked up TV's?
Hell If I know :confused: , but they were cheap . :D
I might use em for Target practice Or I might see If I can make 1 work :confused:

[SoonerGirl06]

Make 'em work then set up a media room out in your shop.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Wait up for me. I just got back from the Chevron Station with an 18 of Natty.

[Turd_Ferguson]

TD2K dont wanta hear about Achmed !:eek:
**** Achmed....I just got into the freezer. Mmmm, Petron. this is not gonna end well.

[olevetonahill]

Wait up for me. I just got back from the Chevron Station with an 18 of Natty.
You better get Busy Bro . Im was starting to think this was the suckyest Drunkytiwn thread EVAR .

[olevetonahill]

**** Achmed....I just got into the freezer. Mmmm, Petron. this is not gonna end well.
She aint doing that Nomore
she Ran his ragged azz off :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

I blame it on the conductor. ;) :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Olevet, ever make your way into Broken Bow?

[olevetonahill]

I blame it on the conductor. ;) :D
I the engineer , You need to start collecting the tickets !;)

[olevetonahill]

Olevet, ever make your way into Broken Bow?
Been a long time but Yea Ive been there . Its beautiful country

[Turd_Ferguson]

Been a long time but Yea Ive been there . Its beautiful country
Got family down there. Fugured where you live would look close to the same. I go down couple time a year. and your right...it's God's country down er

[olevetonahill]

Got family down there. Fugured where you live would look close to the same. I go down couple time a year. and your right...it's God's country down er
Wister Lake Is within 1/4 mile or so . Poteau River is Like 5 miles to a remote spot .;)

[oumartin]

whats this drunkytown crap? ya know I only started drinkin come last November. the wife has become a real booze hound now and I hear she likes to dance on the tables when I am off working out of town.

[Turd_Ferguson]

My Dad worked for Weyerhauser down in BB crushin trees when I was a little fart. I didn't care to see the clear cuts, but when those pines get to growin it....meh, I don't have to tell you.

[olevetonahill]

My Dad worked for Weyerhauser down in BB crushin trees when I was a little fart. I didn't care to see the clear cuts, but when those pines get to growin it....meh, I don't have to tell you.
He worked in the Pulp mill huh ? Dayum they do stink

[Jerk]

Hey guys! How the f*** is everyone?

I'm kind of drunk, but not real drunk.

Corona again. Da** messicans.

I'm going to bed now. Goodnight yall!

[Turd_Ferguson]

Night Jerk....My first Drunky town and you puss out:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

He worked in the Pulp mill huh ? Dayum they do stink

Well, not in the mill. He was out in the field operating a "tree crusher". Don't know if you have ever seen one, but that's exactly what it did.

[SoonerGirl06]

I the engineer , You need to start collecting the tickets !;)

Hell! I'm not sure who's on board.

What is wrong with you guys?!?!?!

[Flagstaffsooner]

You better get Busy Bro . Im was starting to think this was the suckyest Drunkytiwn thread EVAR .Sorry my three empty can alarm keeps going off.;)

[olevetonahill]

Hey guys! How the f*** is everyone?

I'm kind of drunk, but not real drunk.

Corona again. Da** messicans.

I'm going to bed now. Goodnight yall!
What kinda Jerk are you ?
Ya show up and dont even drink a beer with us ?:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

With all the personalities around here, surely there'd be more going on.

Olevet, you need to get your train going.

I'm bored and need to be entertained. :D

[olevetonahill]

With all the personalities around here, surely there'd be more going on.

Olevet, you need to get your train going.

I'm bored and need to be entertained. :D
Guess what I did today ?:cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

Guess what I did today ?:cool:

Hang around a water fountain? :D

[olevetonahill]

Sorry my three empty can alarm keeps going off.;)
Whats Louder the Cans or the f--king TV ?:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Im so drunk I took My own keys away !:eek:

[Chuck Bao]

I'm so drunk I posted in another political thread.

[olevetonahill]

Hang around a water fountain? :D
Looking for My beer !;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Looking for My beer !;)

Nothing quite like holding a can of Natty! ;)

[olevetonahill]

I'm so drunk I posted in another political thread.
which one ?

[olevetonahill]

Nothing quite like holding a can of Natty! ;)
Ya wanta hear a Joke ?

[olevetonahill]

Nothing quite like holding a can of Natty! ;)
But that nice lady by the Fountain helped me Find My natty !:confused: :confused: :confused:
I think it was my Natty that she found :confused: :eek:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Im so drunk I took My own keys away !:eek:Friends dont let friends ride a train drunk.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ya wanta hear a Joke ?

Yes.

[SoonerGirl06]

But that nice lady by the Fountain helped me Find My natty !:confused: :confused: :confused:
I think it was my Natty that she found :confused: :eek:

If you don't know for sure, then you've got a problem! ;) :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ya wanta hear a Joke ?Tell it before the next Natty can alarm goes off.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Is it me, or is the little bottle of the twang lime salt like crack. I'm addicted. It taste good in beer, petron, popcorn, chicken, burgers, hot dogs, fries, cat turds, you name it, it taste good on it.

[olevetonahill]

If you don't know for sure, then you've got a problem! ;) :D
I was just happy as hell she found it !:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Good Lord you drunk people are slow tonight. :D

[olevetonahill]

Is it me, or is the little bottle of the twang lime salt like crack. I'm addicted. It taste good in beer, petron, popcorn, chicken, burgers, hot dogs, fries, cat turds, you name it, it taste good on it.
bro Whats In that pipe your smoking ?

[HskrGrl]

Ok, I'm here. What did I miss?

[Tailwind]

whatever it is, it has lime salt init.

[olevetonahill]

Good Lord you drunk people are slow tonight. :D
Ok heres My joke !
actually its a true story :eek:
I stumbled outta a bar one nite with My key in My hand , The Cop Said Olevet what the hell you doing . I was drunk memeber ? so My words were a lil slurred , I said Im looking For My truck !

[olevetonahill]

Ok, I'm here. What did I miss?
You gonna catch the 2nd 1/2 of my joke Now listen up !:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

bro Whats In that pipe your smoking ?
Aint nothin in my house but Mich Ultra, Petron and that god damned crack twang salt:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Ok, I'm here. What did I miss?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...


Except TF likes lime salt on cat sh*t.... go figure...

[Tailwind]

Ok, where's the rest of the freakin joke?

[Jello Biafra]

I'm witcha....Got the roses in a vase(no, not a mason jar), a card decorated by each of the chitlins and a little(and I do mean little)bling bling sittin on the kitchen table to greet her when she comes in from work in the a.m. Mrs. Ferguson will be grinnin that Irish smile tomorrow. So, Daddy's get'n drunk tonight!



wow......same here.........


ummm the ole lady is in RN in the peds unit..........


our lifes are like ummm parrallel......

i need a drinkie

[olevetonahill]

Cop said well hell Olevet where was your truck the last time you saw It ?
I said at the end Of my key dummy
He looks down and says Olevet You know your Fly is open and Herman is hanging out !
I look down and say sombitch they got My Grlfrirnd to :cool:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ok, I'm here. What did I miss?About a 12-pk of Natty.

[HskrGrl]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...


Except TF likes lime salt on cat sh*t.... go figure...

Hmmm, I guess that shouldn't be too surprising from a guy with Turd in his screen name.

[olevetonahill]

Ok, where's the rest of the freakin joke?
Follow the thread !:P

[Tailwind]

You didn't post it til after i asked. You drunk or sumpin?

[HskrGrl]

Cop said well hell Olevet where was your truck the last time you saw It ?
I said at the end Of my key dummy
He looks down and says Olevet You know your Fly is open and Herman is hanging out !
I look down and say sombitch they got My Grlfrirnd to :cool:

Dear Lord! Did they give you a ride home. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

You didn't post it til after i asked. You drunk or sumpin?I imagine he's getting there.;)

[olevetonahill]

About a 12-pk of Natty.
Dayum husker is behind in the 3rd 1/4 Can she catch up? Hell no :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...


Except TF likes lime salt on cat sh*t.... go figure...
Aint nothin like some good ol cold tequila to bring out some **** ya don't wanna be talkin about. my *** is in trouble. I think i knocked over mommas mother day flowers about thirteen times in the last half hour. **** keeps gettn in my wqay

[HskrGrl]

I'm not too drunk yet. I went out with some friends tonight and have only had 4 beers so far.

[olevetonahill]

Dear Lord! Did they give you a ride home. :D
Nope but they did try to help me find My Girlfriend !:D

[proud gonzo]

w00t i had a beer and played guitar heero

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm not too drunk yet. I went out with some friends tonight and have only had 4 beers so far.F'n hillbilly!:D

[olevetonahill]

You didn't post it til after i asked. You drunk or sumpin?
What the hell was your 1st clue Woman ?
That Im posting in a drunky town thread ?:P

[SoonerGirl06]

Aint nothin like some good ol cold tequila to bring out some **** ya don't wanna be talkin about. my *** is in trouble. I think i knocked over mommas mother day flowers about thirteen times in the last half hour. **** keeps gettn in my wqay

Mmmm.... I loves me some tequila!

[Tailwind]

And it's a day that ends with a "Y". ;)

[olevetonahill]

w00t i had a beer and played guitar heero
You Hard core !;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Mmmm.... I loves me some tequila!

gotta half a bottle. how close to newcastle er ya

[olevetonahill]

And it's a day that ends with a "Y". ;)
I didnt know that !
Sombitch Got My girlfriend to !:eek:

[Tailwind]

Did ya ever find her?

[SoonerGirl06]

gotta half a bottle. how close to newcastle er ya

I'm way down here in Dallas. :(

Nothing like a couple shots of tequila! I love the way it feels going down.

[SoonerGirl06]

Did ya ever find her?

In front of the water fountain. :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

wow......same here.........


ummm the ole lady is in RN in the peds unit..........


our lifes are like ummm parrallel......

i need a drinkie
my ol lady is RN in the O B G y & ****'n N. Labor and Delive...she usually works nights...she's a really lovely person

[Tailwind]

I hate the way it feels coming back up.

[olevetonahill]

Did ya ever find her?
Nope damit !:mad:

[HskrGrl]

F'n hillbilly!:D

It takes one to know one! :P

How's that for a 4th grade come back?

[proud gonzo]

You Hard core !;)RAWK!

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm way down here in Dallas. :(

Nothing like a couple shots of tequila! I love the way it feels going down.
Petron is like icewater that makes you see the debil

[SoonerGirl06]

I hate the way it feels coming back up.

No kidding!

That's why you don't eat NOTHIN' prior to drinking it.

[HskrGrl]

Well I'm having a short stay at Drunky Town tonight. My son just woke up crying and running a fever. :( Night!

[Turd_Ferguson]

my wifes momma day flowers now look like somethin that got kicked outa the back of my boosh hog:mad:

[Jello Biafra]

my ol lady is RN in the O B G y & ****'n N. Labor and Delive...she usually works nights...she's a really lovely person


which factory?

[Tailwind]

Couln't you just have moved them?

[olevetonahill]

Ok Swabbie storey

>> Subject: One must set priorities

>> The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried

>> 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and

>> men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at

>> sea. She carried no evaporators.

>> Let it be noted that according to her log, "On July 27,

>> 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full
>> complement of 475 officers, crew, a few Marines and 48,600 gallons of fresh
>> water,
>> 7,400 cannonshot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons
>> of rum."
> Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping." Making
>> Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300
> Gallons of rum.
>> Then she headed for the Azores, arriving there 12 November. She
>> provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of
>> Portuguese wine.
>> On 18 November, she set sail for England. In the ensuing days she
>> defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12
>> English merchantmen, salvaging only the rum aboard each.
>> By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless,
>> although unarmed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in
>> Scotland, and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard
>> By dawn.
>> Then she headed home.
>> The U.S.S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February, 1799,
>> with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky
>> and 48,600 gallons of stagnant water
>> YEA NAVY!
HEHEHE:D

[Tailwind]

That's too bad Hskrgrl. Hope he's ok.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Nope damit !:mad:Look here (http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=515518)

[olevetonahill]

Well I'm having a short stay at Drunky Town tonight. My son just woke up crying and running a fever. :( Night!
Kick ur old mans azz outta bed an tell him take care of the Kid that You are Busy :cool:

[Tailwind]

OMG!!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

which factory?
As in hospital name? HAHA..she's probably already got a few DR's through'n it to her..i don't wnana add antoher to the list:D

[olevetonahill]

Look here (http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=515518)
they are both Cute ! which one is urs ?;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Couln't you just have moved them?
Nobody likes a smartass

[Jello Biafra]

As in hospital name? HAHA..she's probably already got a few DR's through'n it to her..i don't wnana add antoher to the list:D


mines at deaconess as we speak......*cheers*


to bill brasky.....and gynecologistsssss or some sheite....

[olevetonahill]

Nobody likes a smartass
But All guys Like a littleass !

[Tailwind]

I got Stargazer lillies for Mothers day....they are beautiful and smell delicious!

[Jello Biafra]

they are both Cute ! which one is urs ?;)



demmm im in.

[olevetonahill]

mines at deaconess as we speak......*cheers*


to bill brasky.....and gynecologistsssss or some sheite....
When I was in skool I wanted to become a gyncologist Then I saw all the fat ugly wimmens and said No way :eek: :eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Look here (http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=515518)

I did not need to click on that link.:eek:



Where are the hawt lookin' guys dammit!!!!!



:D

[Tailwind]

Nobody likes a smartass
Everybody like a smartass! :P

[olevetonahill]

demmm im in.
There ya go
You hold one down in the Hot tub for Me then Ill hold her for you !:D

[Tailwind]

I don't think they make guy dolls for wimmins.

[olevetonahill]

I don't think they make guy dolls for wimmins.
Hell girls
Im rightcher In all My glory !;)

[Tailwind]

Do you come in the mail?

[Flagstaffsooner]

they are both Cute ! which one is urs ?;)I lost mine. I bit her on the *** and she farted and flew out the window.:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

mines at deaconess as we speak......*cheers*


to bill brasky.....and gynecologistsssss or some sheite....
mines at mercy/....and i hope she has mercy on me tomorrow. youngest boy has a b-ball game at 10 a.m. nothin like going to a midget game with beer bref

[Turd_Ferguson]

Do you come in the mail?
why, is your letters stuck together:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Do you come in the mail?
No baby I come in the Femail !:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

I don't think they make guy dolls for wimmins.

We need to change that.

We'd make a killin... :D

[olevetonahill]

I lost mine. I bit her on the *** and she farted and flew out the window.:D
I bit mine On a nip and she just faded away !:eek:

[Jello Biafra]

mines at mercy/....and i hope she has mercy on me tomorrow. youngest boy has a b-ball game at 10 a.m. nothin like going to a midget game with beer bref



lol you're on your own.....


i went to the oldests football game at 10 am hung low (not over. nothing "over" about it) yeh. i washed dishes for about a week without being asked lol.

[Tailwind]

We need to change that.

We'd make a killin... :D
Yer right about that!:D

[olevetonahill]

We need to change that.

We'd make a killin... :D
What % do I get for being the Model ? :D ;)

[Jello Biafra]

why, is your letters stuck together:eek:


now you know why vet's keys seem to get stuck at times :)

[SoonerGirl06]

No baby I come in the Femail !:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D




ROTFLMAO!!!!

DAMMIT!!!! I gotta go clean my monitor off now!

[Tailwind]

What % do I get for being the Model ? :D ;)
You have to audition first...we'll need pics and measurements.

[Jello Biafra]

vet....why does the navy make you sew your name tag on yer back pocket?

[Turd_Ferguson]

my wife is like Herb Tenneson "she don't fight fair". I don''t think Horace gracy could pin her. she's pretty damn mean for a little thing

[olevetonahill]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

DAMMIT!!!! I gotta go clean my monitor off now!
But did you move yer Keyboard ? :pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

You have to audition first...we'll need pics and measurements.

Yes... pics and measurements.... VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

[olevetonahill]

vet....why does the navy make you sew your name tag on yer back pocket?
So when The swabbies pull there head outta ther azz they will Know who they are !:cool:

[olevetonahill]

You have to audition first...we'll need pics and measurements.
18 inchs extended !

[Jello Biafra]

So when The swabbies pull there head outta ther azz they will Know who they are !:cool:



ok....possibly.


I heard it was for the officers to see who they were fuggin.....
same principal though....

[olevetonahill]

Yes... pics and measurements.... VERY IMPORTANT!!!!
Oh wait ! yall wernt talking about How far my belly extended over My belt ?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad:

[Jello Biafra]

this is purty coolio.....

why don't we invite some of those osu pole smokers into this????

[Tailwind]

18 inchs extended !
Jeesus! How do you get your fly closed? Thats a bit of ovekill doncha think?

[olevetonahill]

ok....possibly.


I heard it was for the officers to see who they were fuggin.....
same principal though....
You know why every Ship has a few Marines onit dont ya ?;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

DAMMIT!!!! I gotta go clean my monitor off now!Why, did Olvet come on him?http://www.tropicalisland.de/komodo/images/BMU%20Komodo%20Island%20Komodo%20dragon%20gargantu an%20monitor%20lizard%20%209%203008x2000.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Jeesus! How do you get your fly closed? Thats a bit of ovekill doncha think?
Why you think I told the cop !? sombich got My grlfriend too ?:D

[Jello Biafra]

You know why every Ship has a few Marines onit dont ya ?;)


so the squids have dance partners

[Tailwind]

:D

[Jello Biafra]

Why, did Olvet come on him?http://www.tropicalisland.de/komodo/images/BMU%20Komodo%20Island%20Komodo%20dragon%20gargantu an%20monitor%20lizard%20%209%203008x2000.jpg



ROTFLMAO>>>>wrong.wrong wrong.

animal welfare on line 1.

[Tailwind]

Why, did Olvet come on him?http://www.tropicalisland.de/komodo/images/BMU%20Komodo%20Island%20Komodo%20dragon%20gargantu an%20monitor%20lizard%20%209%203008x2000.jpg
That's a bit of ugly right there!

[Jello Biafra]

the clash.....london calling

[olevetonahill]

so the squids have dance partners
Naw
Sheep would be to Obvious :eek:

[Tailwind]

the clash.....london calling
One thread up. ;)

[Jello Biafra]

One thread up. ;)



doh.....


ill take "crash test dummies" for one hundred wink

[olevetonahill]

ROTFLMAO>>>>wrong.wrong wrong.

animal welfare on line 1.
Ive ****ed a lot of somepun but that ugly aint one !:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

the clash.....london calling

Wrong thread darlin'... ;) :D

[olevetonahill]

Now Jello
do you Know why we always sent the Jarheads ashore 1st ?

[Jello Biafra]

Now Jello
do you Know why we always sent the Jarheads ashore 1st ?


check for mines?

[Jello Biafra]

vet. did you know scott (soonerborn) from sooners ill?

[olevetonahill]

vet. did you know scott (soonerborn) from sooners ill?
I never Met him but I read a lot of his posts before he died .

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm out. I'm gong to jog aroung my neighborhodd neked with the last few swigs of petron. we'll see if the newcastle swat team can catch me. e veryolne have a good night and a wonderful mommas day!

[olevetonahill]

check for mines?
Naw the ones that made it could fill those sand bags :D the ones that didnt could act like sand bags :eek:

[olevetonahill]

I'm out. I'm gong to jog aroung my neighborhodd neked with the last few swigs of petron. we'll see if the newcastle swat team can catch me. e veryolne have a good night and a wonderful mommas day!
If you need the Name of a good lawyer I got one !:D

[Jello Biafra]

I never Met him but I read a lot of his posts before he died .


coo. this just reminds me of what we used to do over there. course as a mod, i had the power to open a thread when i want lol :)

[Tailwind]

I'm out. I'm gong to jog aroung my neighborhodd neked with the last few swigs of petron. we'll see if the newcastle swat team can catch me. e veryolne have a good night and a wonderful mommas day!
Good night....don't get locked up!

[olevetonahill]

coo. this just reminds me of what we used to do over there. course as a mod, i had the power to open a thread when i want lol :)
Ya there was someone that came here and was bitchin about you said you ran him off :rolleyes:
I tole him STFU
what ever happened to the Stalwarts ?

[Jello Biafra]

I'm out. I'm gong to jog aroung my neighborhodd neked with the last few swigs of petron. we'll see if the newcastle swat team can catch me. e veryolne have a good night and a wonderful mommas day!


rofl im guessing you'll go scott free as newcastle only has like three squad cars total......good luck and stay out of the tree tops. that'll get you at least 30 days in the pokey and splinters

[olevetonahill]

Good night....don't get locked up!
them Bastages come in My shack to lock me up Im gonna be pised !

[Jello Biafra]

Ya there was someone that came here and was bitchin about you said you ran him off :rolleyes:
I tole him STFU
what ever happened to the Stalwarts ?


still around i guess. two of them hang out on the "other board" place is too corny for me...even if you DO touch yourself vigorously with some recruits picture, at least ACT like you have a life rofl.....

Im sure they're are all cool people but that board just makes me want to choke people out and you know how i can get :)

im gonna dig that thread up, and grab a beer.

[olevetonahill]

Ya after Illustrated when down I went to Insider :eek: Paid for a yr of that saht after My script ran Out I became a sponsor here , Hell I was never there I found this Board and its the best In MO :cool:

[Jello Biafra]

ROFLMAO this is funny i doan care wh0o ya R


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19863

[olevetonahill]

ROFLMAO this is funny i doan care wh0o ya R


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19863
Yup did you ever Toss that one idiot over board ?:D

[Jello Biafra]

Yup did you ever Toss that one idiot over board ?:D


no. the army dude never showed back up, a fist fight broke out between the fat dude and someone a few rows up from him. he never showed back up and the rest of the season went without a hitch...

[olevetonahill]

no. the army dude never showed back up, a fist fight broke out between the fat dude and someone a few rows up from him. he never showed back up and the rest of the season went without a hitch...
:D

[Jello Biafra]

started a new thread on smack.....hopefully we can bring some business ......

[Tailwind]

G'night folks! Have a good one!

[VeeJay]

It's now daylight on the Eastern side of Mother's Day.

Have all my rowdy friends settled down?

[Tailwind]

Prolly not. :D

[Newbomb Turk]

It was an early exit from drunkytown for me. I was just plum tuckered out last night after spending the day in the sun, golfing and drinking beer.

The good news is that lead to a good nights sleep. I got up early today, made the wife breakfast, and mowed the lawn.

[Tailwind]

Wow, that's really nice of you. My kid brought me coffee in bed.

[Newbomb Turk]

Thanks, but it really wasn't that big of a deal. I make breakfast on the weekends quite a bit. The biggest difference today was that I cleaned up the mess I made in the kitchen. :D

Happy Mother's Day Tailwind.

[Tailwind]

Thanks Newbomb! Cleaning the mess in the kitchen is a great gift! I am sitting here enjoying the scent of the Stargazer Lillies my son bought me, and the cool feel of the little gold locket that came with them.

[HskrGrl]

Wow. This thread took a nosedive after I left last night. :D