Some guy just knocked on my door and said

[Jerk]

"Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms! Please open up!" I came out and said, "Dude, I already gots enough supplies" and slammed the door shut.

I never heard of convenience store employees going door to door like that.

[HskrGrl]

It's amazing that you are still able to post while laying on the floor with your hands tied behind your back and your face smashed against the floor because there is a knee on the back of your head! :eek:

[Jerk]

It's amazing that you are still able to post while laying on the floor with your hands tied behind your back and your face smashed against the floor because there is a knee on the back of your head! :eek:

Oh it hurts!

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[Suerreal]

I never heard of convenience store employees going door to door like that.

And the sign said beer, bait, and ammo yeah
They got everything in between
Yeah they got anything any old beer drinkin
Hell raisin, bona-fied redneck needs
They got your fishin hooks, they got your dirty books
They got your rebel flag on the wall
Sign said beer, bait, and ammo yeah
You ask me they got it all

- Amarillo's own Kevin Fowler

[Jerk]

And the sign said beer, bait, and ammo yeah
They got everything in between
Yeah they got anything any old beer drinkin
Hell raisin, bona-fied redneck needs
They got your fishin hooks, they got your dirty books
They got your rebel flag on the wall
Sign said beer, bait, and ammo yeah
You ask me they got it all

- Amarillo's own Kevin Fowler

Wal-Mart

[OKLA21FAN]

only in america..what a country
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[GottaHavePride]

Oh it hurts!

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Holy crap, one year we were going into the Big XII basketball tournament at Kemper - we're going in through on of the lower tunnels since the band has floor access - and security has some drunk dude on the ground like that with zip-ties around wrists and elbows. Anyway, the dude is just so drunk he keeps shouting "that guy's a ****sucker!" (well, the guy was really drunk, so it came out more like "C***********CKSUCKER!")

Every so often he'd wind down and mumble "hey, you see that guy over there?" and gesture - with the few fingers he could still move - towards the police officer standing right there. And if anyone said "yeah" the guy would go "well, he's a C***********CKSUCKER!"

Heh.