Houston has gone insane

[Penguin]

Crackdown begins on sex businesses (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4794933.html)


This is an outrage! And to rub it in, the Houston Comical puts the picture of my favorite strip club on top of the article!

How the hell does a city with no zoning laws put in a zoning law that outlaws established businesses? I agree that massage parlors and modeling studios need to be put out of business, but not strip clubs!

I guess Houston is getting tired of collecting millions and millions of dollars of taxes from these businesses.

[StuIsTheMan]

just move to Portland...More Strip clubs per capita than any other state in the union...And they git butt nekkid too:)

[Turd_Ferguson]

snip...And they git butt nekkid too:)
So does Memphis.

[soonerinabilene]

just move to Portland...More Strip clubs per capita than any other state in the union...And they git butt nekkid too:)
So THAT was why the ref was blind. It all makes sense now.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I work next door to The Men's Club and that is one of them affected!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

All the problems in the city and this is the one they are going after???

Time for new city leaders it sounds like.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

My take is that they must be tired of all the oil company deals going down in the city. That or they figured out that the major oil companies will not process expense claims with these companies (and their AKAs) and figured they don't need them for business any more...

[dolemitesooner]

just move to Portland...More Strip clubs per capita than any other state in the union...And they git butt nekkid too:)
Umm no not all of them do...and the ****ing places suck out there

[VeeJay]

My take is that they must be tired of all the oil company deals going down in the city. That or they figured out that the major oil companies will not process expense claims with these companies (and their AKAs) and figured they don't need them for business any more...

Thread about strip clubs, and this subliminal message appears.

Good jorb.

[85Sooner]

Whats the difference between a strip club and a modeling studio?

[VeeJay]

This thread has potential.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Whats the difference between a strip club and a modeling studio?

Not much?

[King Crimson]

Whats the difference between a strip club and a modeling studio?

i don't know. but there is a guy who advertises near where i live that is sort of creepy about his "amateur photography studio".

now, since he live near me it's clearly an anti-american marxist-leninist porn shop....instead of yer standard red-blooded American pervert.

[StuIsTheMan]

Umm no not all of them do...and the ****ing places suck out there

Dude then you went to the wrong places...there are some dives don't get me wrong...but the top joints have some great "Talent". Try Stars or the Dolphin I or II, the Acropolis isn't bad either.


Where is PDXSooner when I need him?

[MojoRisen]

Larry Flint himself and a bunch of his enterouge will not stand for this- Freedom of Speach also apply's to smut peddlers. F^()(*&()*& crazy NAZI city officials think they can mess with the first amendment!!!!

I will be the first too go ahead and get arrested so I can take em to supreme court and write a book or something!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

Boy, I'd be really interested to see how a city can change zoning laws and make them effective ex post facto.

[bonkuba]

Crackdown begins on sex businesses (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4794933.html)


This is an outrage! And to rub it in.....

Maybe it's because it's Friday.....but I am still wiping Diet coke off of my screen. Something about rubbing and a strip club.....uh nevermind :D

[StoopTroup]

About time they cleaned up Houston...

Maybe the Oil Companies will come back to the Oil Capital of the World.

[trwxxa]

So much for Houston getting another Super Bowl or NBA All-Star exhibition!:mad:

[soonerboy_odanorth]

So much for Houston getting another Super Bowl or NBA All-Star exhibition!:mad:

bwahhhahahahahaaa!

[King Crimson]

i thought Atlanta was kind of the de facto strip club capital of the US. at least, if you are in to former SEC cheerleaders and such.

[StoopTroup]

Don't get carried away yet....

Tampa even started having to clean up their act...yet the Super Bowl is played there....

[soonerboomer93]

just move to Portland...More Strip clubs per capita than any other state in the union...And they git butt nekkid too:)


when I lived there they got Nekkid at the BYOB places...

[LoyalFan]

Why in Hell don't they go after the raghead terrorist sleeper cells KNOWN to infest Houston? And...why not address the matter of the bazillion illegal messicans that have invaded the city?
And, for dessert, what about the Katrina Lice that decided to stay where de libbin' and stealin'/stabbin'/shootin' be easy. They've sent Houston's crime rate soaring and further taxed an overburdened infrastructure.
I just realized that I hate virtually 50% of the world's population in general, 75% of the population of Texas, and 99.% of the people of the Middle East, the Balkans, and, oh yeah, Indonesia, Malasia, and the Philippines.
Other than that, things are pretty much OK. (Until we all are killed or enslaved for being infidels or gringos.)
Eff 'em all! (Can you say "Nuke"?)

With malice toward most,

LoyalFan
A genuinely nice guy...most of the time. You guess when.
(Guess wrong, and God help you.)