All woman are crazy!!!!

[dolemitesooner]

Woman may think we are stupid and that may be true but all of you Beyonces are insane.


You over think things for no reason at all. Constantly making a mountain out of a ****ing molehill Ohh and its worse when its that time of the month but I am not even going to go down that road.

Some woman are better than others....Some...but the many bring you few down.

I will never vote for a woman president, and If I was around at the turn of the century I would never allowed you beyonces to vote.

As a buddy of mine just told me "you cant trust anything that bleeds for days and does not die"

:D :mad:

[yermom]

Woman may think we are stupid and that may be true but all of you Beyonces are insane.


You over think things for no reason at all. Constantly making a mountain out of a ****ing molehill Ohh and its worse when its that time of the month but I am not even going to go down that road.

Some woman are better than others....Some...but the many bring you few down.

I will never vote for a woman president, and If I was around at the turn of the century I would never allowed you beyonces to vote.

As a buddy of mine just told me "you cant trust anything that bleeds for days and does not die"

:D :mad:

one of my favorite quotes EVAR. i'm still not sure where i heard it though

[Petro-Sooner]

:eek: You never cease to amase me.

[crawfish]

:pop:

[StuIsTheMan]

women are evil...here's proof...

women = money X time
time = money
money = root of all evil
women = (sqr root evil) X (sqr root evil)
women = (sqr root evil)*2
women = evil

[dolemitesooner]

:eek: You never cease to amase me.
I am just speaking my mind...I think all woman are insane....its not my opionon its ****inf FACT

[sooner_born_1960]

For someone not going down that road, you sure go down that road a lot.

[SoonerBK]

I had an old man tell me one time that if it floats, flies or ****s you should always rent it. Ever heard that one before?

[dolemitesooner]

NOPE ...AND i STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

[mithrandir2398]

I had an old man tell me one time that if it floats, flies or ****s you should always rent it. Ever heard that one before?


My granddad used to say that

[springs sooner]

did you just now figure this out?

[mithrandir2398]

but he also used to be afraid that my grandmother would hear him, so take that with a grain of salt

[crawfish]

Women.

[dolemitesooner]

did you just now figure this out?
I have known this for awhile...but I am just adding to my evidence today at work

[Osce0la]

Thing is, a lot of women are good at hiding this until you get married...Once you take the vows they figure they can let the truth come out...

Again, it isn't all women, but I'd venture to say it is at least 98%




I'll sit here quietly now and await the negging from all the wimmens on the board...

[dolemitesooner]

Thing is, a lot of women are good at hiding this until you get married...Once you take the vows they figure they can let the truth come out...

Again, it isn't all women, but I'd venture to say it is at least 98%




I'll sit here quietly now and await the negging from all the wimmens on the board...
**** it let them neg me ...they are all ****ing insane

[HskrGrl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/offge/wife-1.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/images/smilies/walking_tall.gif

[dolemitesooner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/offge/wife-1.jpg
Crazy Yanich

[dolemitesooner]

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/images/smilies/walking_tall.gif
Crazy Yanich

[noleamite]

LOL @ Yanich :pop:

[dolemitesooner]

I have a stupid beyonce in my office right now talking ...jabber jabber jabber. She thinks I am listening to her but she thinks I care WTF she has to say...I dont car I dont give a **** what you say you crazy *** yanich beyonce

[Viking Kitten]

DolEMite calling me crazy is sort of like a reverse insult/compliment. :D

[Viking Kitten]

I have a stupid beyonce in my office right now talking ...jabber jabber jabber. She thinks I am listening to her but she thinks I care WTF she has to say...I dont car I dont give a **** what you say you crazy *** yanich beyonce

That's kind of how I feel about the Sponsor's Forum.

[dolemitesooner]

That's kind of how I feel about the Sponsor's Forum.
Lol...I love you


(you crazy *** yanich

[springs sooner]

obligatory..... is she hawt?

[dolemitesooner]

the chick in my ****ing office ...ohh lord no...she is shaped like a ****ing upside down dorritto.

[springs sooner]

the chick in my ****ing office ...ohh lord no...she is shaped like a ****ing upside down dorritto.


like the webble wobbles we used to punch when we were kids

[dolemitesooner]

like the webble wobbles we used to punch when we were kids
about 3 times that size but the same shape

[MojoRisen]

I am dating one that has em all beat! She is extremely manipulative and I believe projects her past experiences like they are current- and believes her own lies with passion. I think I am finally getting through to her as she will now admit it.

Like playing with fire man..... iNSANE IN THE MEMBRANE> FuZZY Wonder though - we can't help ourselves.

[Viking Kitten]

about 3 times that size but the same shape
Weren't weebles about four inches tall?

http://www.got2haveit.com/pics/bandweebshrunk.jpg

Are you saying she's a foot tall? Do you know how crazy that sounds?

[yermom]

i think he means something like this:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/referee.html

[dolemitesooner]

He has pretty much got it .....say hieght and all about 40 inches tall and 200 pounds

[springs sooner]

i think he means something like this:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/referee.html


yes more like that.

[frankensooner]

I think doleo has an admirer at work!!! ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I think doleo has an admirer at work!!! ;)
shes knows I hate her...I dont give her eye contact or talk to her...today she asked me how can I help you get this stuff done...and I said " by leaving me the hell alone"

[springs sooner]

DO NOT FEED THE WOMAN, she may never leave you alone, or she will eat you

[frankensooner]

She thinks you are playing hard to get!!!

[dolemitesooner]

I think she needs to be punched in the gawd damn face

[springs sooner]

I think she needs to be punched in the gawd damn face


but then she will just pop back up again and then you must repeat step one of punching her int he face. it will be a never ending cycle

[Viking Kitten]

Well then, if you mean "Bop Bag," say "Bop Bag" and not "Weeble." Crazy ****ers.

[springs sooner]

Well then, if you mean "Bop Bag," say "Bop Bag" and not "Weeble." Crazy ****ers.


its been about 20 years and way too many beers to remember that damn name

[dolemitesooner]

but then she will just pop back up again and then you must repeat step one of punching her int he face. it will be a never ending cycle
Good point

[dolemitesooner]

Well then, if you mean "Bop Bag," say "Bop Bag" and not "Weeble." Crazy ****ers.
Stfu Yqnaich

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/images/smilies/1.gif

[dolemitesooner]

lol

[tulsaoilerfan]

They all may be crazy, but without them we would all be gay, and i'm not ready to make that change, nor will i ever be. :)

[OUinFLA]

women control half the money in the world,
and all the ****y.

We men have always been doomed.

[dolemitesooner]

women control half the money in the world,
and all the ****y.

We men have always been doomed.
Agreed:(

[soonerboy_odanorth]

My boss wants to know why I have tears streaming down my face...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

.....





























....I'm debating whether or not it's a good idea to tell.... her.....

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh Dear Lord....

[dolemitesooner]

Oh Dear Lord....
SHUT YOUR YAPPER ....CRAZYS ARE NOT ALoud IN me thread

[SoonerGirl06]

SHUT YOUR YAPPER ....CRAZYS ARE NOT ALoud IN me thread

BITE ME!

[dolemitesooner]

BITE ME!
Why dont you Go and Play with the other Crazies you Beyonce, Brfore I put my sIZE 6 SHOE UP YOUR rear ed.Bam

[SoonerGirl06]

Yeah... go ahead and brag about those SIZE 6 shoes big boy.... I'm scared. :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

Lol....I love how when people don't know you in real life on a message board they take everything you say for 100% truth. Its ****ing great

[TexasLidig8r]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/207561344_cbf38dc9d1.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/207561344_cbf38dc9d1.jpg
lol:D

[bonkuba]

women control half the money in the world,
and all the ****y.

We men have always been doomed.

There has never been a more true statement.....

I am really depressed now. :cool:

[MojoRisen]

My girlfriend put all my clothes on her front porch last night because I told her I needed sleep and was too tired to talk over the phone. Now all my clothes at her place are ruined- she calls me today and asked me over for Dinner and a movie like nothing happened. Am I missing something?

[StuIsTheMan]

Grudge F**k Her

[MojoRisen]

Actual Fighting whoopie, not make up whoopie? interesting!

[dolemitesooner]

Grudge F**k Her
Yeah this is where you act like everthing is is aok too. Thne you go out have a good time and then you rail the **** out of her.....and then you **** in her face and say bam done beyonce ...I AM DONE WITH YOUR CRAZY ***. then you get with another of the crazies and this cycle comes full circle again. I think this is what happens with the men that understand all woman are crazy.

I live my life like george from seinfeild ...until I get trapped I wont be geeting married.