Shaved My Butt Yesterday

[picasso]

So, I shaved my butt yesterday. That's the first time I've changed butt hairstyles since...well, the late 80's when I had it permed. I've always had a standard trim/business butt cut, but my wife convinced me that my outta control butt hair would be less noticeable if I just had it shaved. So, I had them sheer it down to 1/25".
They had to go through 4 clippers but it was worth it.

-OU4LIFE

[King Crimson]

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[Boomer.....]

You should have just braided it.

[StuIsTheMan]

Mine is in dreds...

[I_SMELL_FEAR]

So, I shaved my butt yesterday. That's the first time I've changed butt hairstyles since...well, the late 80's when I had it permed. I've always had a standard trim/business butt cut, but my wife convinced me that my outta control butt hair would be less noticeable if I just had it shaved. So, I had them sheer it down to 1/25".
They had to go through 4 clippers but it was worth it.

-OU4LIFE

heh....

*distancing myself from picasso*

[OUinFLA]

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[picasso]

heh....

*distancing myself from picasso*
why? my butt is far from hairy, just ask the folks on highway 75. I moon them every morning.

now, Hairy4LIFE sent me the note. I think it's a cry for help.

[OU4LIFE]

you misread the note. I said your wife asked me to shave it.

I didn't have much choice, I didn't want her to cut me off....

[picasso]

but alas, I'm not married so yes, you are crying for help.

it's here if you need it Hairy. the key to your quest in life is that lost ball on #12.

[crawfish]

Obviously, nobody has the guts to post the OTHER copycat thread. :D

[OU4LIFE]

Pic, you are obviously having a hard time dealing with the continuous flogging from me on the golf course, so this is how you retaliate.

It's ok, I understand. Not everyone can play good golf. You have other talents. I have no idea what they are, but i'm sure you have them. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that golf is just not your game, the easier this will all be for you. Let the anger go man....it's a cancer.

[King Crimson]

Pic, you are obviously having a hard time dealing with the continuous flogging from me on the golf course, so this is how you retaliate.



i thought pic was one of the "Guys"?

[OU4LIFE]

hardly.

careful man, he'll start on you next. I'm sure he can't beat you either.

[King Crimson]

hardly.

careful man, he'll start on you next. I'm sure he can't beat you either.

are you saying, when he wanted "to show me his short game" he wasn't talking about golf?

:confused:

[crawfish]

Let the anger go man....it's a cancer.

Exactly what happened on the golf course to cause this cancer? :confused:

Nevermind. I don't wanna know. :eek:

[OU4LIFE]

dude, he has no short game, so it's pretty obvious what he was talking about.....

[Okla-homey]

Mrs Homey thinks I should get my back waxed or something. I refuse. I am a male mammal. We have fur. What's the big deal?

BTW, ever considered the difference between head hair and body fur? See, head hair, including beards, will grow and grow. Cf. body fur which grows to a certain length and stops. Wassup wid dat?

[picasso]

Mrs Homey thinks I should get my back waxed or something. I refuse. I am a male mammal. We have fur. What's the big deal?

BTW, ever considered the difference between head hair and body fur? See, head hair, including beards, will grow and grow. Cf. body fur which grows to a certain length and stops. Wassup wid dat?
yes, and the bodily hair just keeps sprouting from new places the older you get.

and leave it to Hairy to try to make this a golf thread.

[goingoneight]

Heh, now I've seen a thread on everything. :eek:

[picasso]

Heh, now I've seen a thread on everything. :eek:
it's a copycat thread. I really didn't shave my butt and I really dint start walking backwards.

[goingoneight]

O-okay... :O