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SoonerGirl06
5/9/2007, 10:30 PM
We had a "Perv" expose himself at the water fountain located in the lobby of the building I work in.

I'm not sure what happened, but one of the women in the business office claims to have seen a strange old man performing a lewd act.

I'm wondering if he wasn't confused and just mistook the water fountain for a urinal.

From her discription he looked like Olevet... but he wasn't holding a can of Natty. :D

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 10:32 PM
I was looking for the extra can I had hidden , and I aint a perv damit . :D

Melo
5/9/2007, 10:38 PM
Kind of defeats the whole fun of 'guessing' when you tell us what happened.

:mad:

MamaMia
5/9/2007, 10:41 PM
Did your friend point and laugh at him? They hate it when you point and laugh. :D

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 10:41 PM
Kind of defeats the whole fun of 'guessing' when you tell us what happened.

:mad:
Here ya go melo
Guess what I did today ?

SoonerGirl06
5/9/2007, 10:41 PM
Kind of defeats the whole fun of 'guessing' when you tell us what happened.

:mad:

I'm such a party pooper I know... :O

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 10:42 PM
Did your friend point and laugh at him? They hate it when you point and laugh. :D
No , she was very nice and helped me find my beer !

MamaMia
5/9/2007, 10:43 PM
I'm such a party pooper I know... :O
I'll bet you let everyone open their present early too huh? :D

SoonerGirl06
5/9/2007, 10:45 PM
I'll bet you let everyone open their present early too huh? :D

Yes I do! I love giving surprises! :D

Melo
5/9/2007, 10:45 PM
Here ya go melo
Guess what I did today ?

Ooooh! *claps hands*

Um... you stuck broccoli in your ears and ran around your house clucking like a chicken, while wearing a pink tutu and swimming flippers!!!

Am I right?

Huh? HUH?!?!?!! I want to know!!!!1!

:D

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 10:46 PM
Ooooh! *claps hands*

Um... you stuck broccoli in your ears and ran around your house clucking like a chicken, while wearing a pink tutu and swimming flippers!!!

Am I right?

Huh? HUH?!?!?!! I want to know!!!!1!

:D
Nope , keep guessing .

Melo
5/9/2007, 10:51 PM
Nope , keep guessing .

Hmm. I thought I had got it, too.

Okay, my next guess is that you sat at home, and played monopoly with your dog. While listening to Cindy Lauper. I bet thats it. :)

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 10:53 PM
Hmm. I thought I had got it, too.

Okay, my next guess is that you sat at home, and played monopoly with your dog. While listening to Cindy Lauper. I bet thats it. :)
Naw , the other was closer . Give ?

Melo
5/9/2007, 10:58 PM
Naw , the other was closer . Give ?

No.

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 11:03 PM
Keep guessing then . want a hint ?

Melo
5/9/2007, 11:04 PM
want a hint ?

Yes?

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 11:10 PM
Yes?
It involved an old hand crank type egg beater ! :pop:

Melo
5/9/2007, 11:15 PM
It involved an old hand crank type egg beater ! :pop:

You were using it to enlargen your WHAT?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Im finished with your guessing games!

SoonerGirl06
5/9/2007, 11:15 PM
I can't believe ya'll are jacking my thread!!!!



Awww hell... I'm going to bed.

Melo
5/9/2007, 11:16 PM
I can't believe ya'll are jacking my thread!!!!



Awww hell... I'm going to bed.

What else did you expect? :D

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 11:18 PM
I can't believe ya'll are jacking my thread!!!!



Awww hell... I'm going to bed.
Heh we just helping your guessing part out ! :D

GottaHavePride
5/9/2007, 11:22 PM
Did the flasher look anything like this?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/office.jpg

olevetonahill
5/9/2007, 11:24 PM
Did the flasher look anything like this?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/office.jpg
No she said from the discription it looked like ME . Pay attention .;)

proud gonzo
5/9/2007, 11:34 PM
What happened, did the guy not see Pam?

yermom
5/9/2007, 11:48 PM
I can't believe ya'll are jacking my thread!!!!



Awww hell... I'm going to bed.


what else is he supposed to do after he exposes himself?

BajaOklahoma
5/10/2007, 12:17 AM
She won't be asleep - the thunderstorms just rolled in.

soonerboomer93
5/10/2007, 01:20 AM
I can't believe ya'll are jacking my thread!!!!



Awww hell... I'm going to bed.


speaking of jacking.......





oh, and are you new here or something?

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 02:44 AM
speaking of jacking.......





oh, and are you new here or something?
Im just OFF :pop:

tommieharris91
5/10/2007, 02:56 AM
Just wondering olevet, do you live in a hollowed out tree or something? I kind of see you as some type of super f'n hillbilly.

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 03:31 AM
Just wondering olevet, do you live in a hollowed out tree or something? I kind of see you as some type of super f'n hillbilly.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
Believe it or not I was Raised in Ca. Found Gods Country when I came home from the jungle in 70
Bought My 42 acres of mountain 15 yrs ago , been Happy ever after !:cool:
Oh and NO it aint a tree stump . its My shack in the woods , just ask SB68 :cool:

tommieharris91
5/10/2007, 03:40 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
Believe it or not I was Raised in Ca. Found Gods Country when I came home from the jungle in 70
Bought My 42 acres of mountain 15 yrs ago , been Happy ever after !:cool:
Oh and NO it aint a tree stump . its My shack in the woods , just ask SB68 :cool:

42 acres... Do any huntin or fishin? Sure sounds like fun.

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 03:43 AM
42 acres... Do any huntin or fishin? Sure sounds like fun.
I dont hunt . but come on down we can fish , you can hunt !:cool:

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 03:44 AM
Just wondering olevet, do you live in a hollowed out tree or something? I kind of see you as some type of super f'n hillbilly.
Dude I love it :D

PhxSooner
5/10/2007, 03:44 AM
Heck, I'm up for some fishin.

PhxSooner
5/10/2007, 03:45 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
Believe it or not I was Raised in Ca. Found Gods Country when I came home from the jungle in 70
Bought My 42 acres of mountain 15 yrs ago , been Happy ever after !:cool:
Oh and NO it aint a tree stump . its My shack in the woods , just ask SB68 :cool:
How you doin'?;)

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 03:48 AM
How you doin'?;)
6000 bucks poorer But a hell of an attorney !:eek:
I live By the lake and a The Poteau river , wanta Fish ? come on down .;)

PhxSooner
5/10/2007, 03:49 AM
Well, I'll be out that way in late June...:D

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 03:51 AM
Well, I'll be out that way in late June...:D
I know I wont be in the grey Bar by then , so come on we can all go fishin .;)

jk the sooner fan
5/10/2007, 07:37 AM
Did the flasher look anything like this?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/office.jpg


that was such a GREAT episode

loved it when he called her Phallus......

MamaMia
5/10/2007, 08:18 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
Believe it or not I was Raised in Ca. Found Gods Country when I came home from the jungle in 70
Bought My 42 acres of mountain 15 yrs ago , been Happy ever after !:cool:
Oh and NO it aint a tree stump . its My shack in the woods , just ask SB68 :cool:You were a surfer boy? :D

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 08:22 AM
You were a surfer boy? :D
I must admit it to Mom
Yup :eek:

Scott D
5/10/2007, 08:28 AM
the thought of sicem making any sort of attempt at being tough still humors me.

olevetonahill
5/10/2007, 09:01 AM
the thought of sicem making any sort of attempt at being tough still humors me.
Are you sayin His Tampon lacks string ?:eek: