soonernation
5/7/2007, 02:17 PM
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the fan from OU took off
his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Baylor
fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the University of Texas fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the OU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Baylor cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Texas cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The OU fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Texas hat, I find an a$$hole.
Out of respect and propriety, the fan from OU took off
his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Baylor
fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the University of Texas fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the OU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Baylor cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Texas cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The OU fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Texas hat, I find an a$$hole.