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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/6/2007, 06:54 PM
They let the alcohol flow much more freely than Protestants do.

I'm just sayin.

SicEmBaylor
5/6/2007, 06:58 PM
I went to one about ten years ago. They seem to have much more fun in general than protestants.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/6/2007, 07:05 PM
Oh and Jacob Gutierrez was an usher.

StoopTroup
5/6/2007, 07:16 PM
Us Catholics have a pretty good time too. :D

Wedding Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvvln1NrDjo)

Wedding Bloopers 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_LQnMSAo4&NR=1)

bri
5/6/2007, 08:04 PM
They let the alcohol flow much more freely than gentiles do.

Fixed, to make it actually relevant to the subject.

Fraggle145
5/6/2007, 08:17 PM
Every catholic wedding that I have attended, I usually ended up really smashed.

soonerbrat
5/6/2007, 09:32 PM
Catholic weddings = keggers

soonerscuba
5/6/2007, 09:36 PM
They seem to have much more fun in general than protestants.

Who doesn't?

SicEmBaylor
5/6/2007, 09:38 PM
Who doesn't?
Muslims.

bri
5/6/2007, 09:43 PM
Muslims.

Oh, I don't know. Everyone loves explosions.

bluedogok
5/6/2007, 09:48 PM
They let the alcohol flow much more freely than Protestants do.

I'm just sayin.
I was a groomsman in one 13 years ago in Denver. Open bar Thursday to Saturday night including a banquet room open all hours with alcohol and food. Every meal was taken care of, until Sunday afternoon. This included the rehearsal dinner at The Brown Palace Hotel for 300 or so and a Thursday night dinner at a massive house in Cherry Creek. It was a wild time....

A Bennett family member was the bride.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/7/2007, 07:07 AM
Fixed, to make it actually relevant to the subject.Good catch.

skycat
5/7/2007, 10:15 AM
The last Catholic wedding I went to was at 10:00am followed by a champagne brunch.

Woo-freakin'-hoo :rolleyes:

ChickSoonerFan
5/7/2007, 12:16 PM
My dad is Jewish and growing up as a child, I had only been to Jewish wedding.

The first time I went to a gentile wedding ( :rolleyes: ) and the service lasted like 15 mins and then we had punch and mints along side the cake, I kept waiting for the real wedding and reception to start...and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.

My Na-Na brought meatballs with her from Chicago for my wedding and some matza balls for the rehersal dinner and instructed my caterer to work them in.

Oldnslo
5/7/2007, 03:04 PM
I've got to tell you: I think we do life cycle events better than anyone else.

Catholics are second, due mainly to the extended length of services and the unnecessary wear on trousers and knees.

Viking Kitten
5/7/2007, 03:06 PM
Catholics are second, due mainly to the extended length of services and the unnecessary wear on trousers and knees.

:les: THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ALTAR BOY JOKES!