ALL ABOARD!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Drunkytown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1jiI47KAnI&mode=related&search=)

That means you Olevet!;)

[Newbomb Turk]

Drunkytown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1jiI47KAnI&mode=related&search=)

That means you Olevet!;)

lol. That's what drunkytown feels like the next morning.

[soonerboomer93]

Can I defer for about 12 hours, and then bust out the Patron.


The landing was a bit rough this morning when they tossed me off and i'm not ready for the return trip

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hair of the dog my friend.

[olevetonahill]

I gots to be In . I think Im the Mayor or sumpin .

[r5TPsooner]

When the baby goes to bed, it'll be a cocktail for sure.

[olevetonahill]

Hair of the dog my friend.
dog hair Nasty . Punanny hair better .;)

[soonerboomer93]

eh, i'm kinda still at work and they haven't replaced the water with booze yet...

oh and this one has a much better quote for Drunkytown...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0Zlu5XwzY&mode=related&search=

[Newbomb Turk]

I gots to be In . I think Im the Mayor or sumpin .

olevet - Drunkytown founder and current mayor. :eddie:

[r5TPsooner]

I'm thinkin a scotch neat as soon as Cyberchase is over.

[olevetonahill]

olevet - Drunkytown founder and current mayor. :eddie:
I thinks I might be the " Judge Roy Bean " of drunky town .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm thinkin a scotch neat as soon as Cyberchase is over.

I drank scotch once.........once.

[olevetonahill]

I'm thinkin a scotch neat as soon as Cyberchase is over.
If Ya have to wait ur a wuss .

[olevetonahill]

I drank scotch once.........once.
Bad Newbomb
A good citisen of Drunkytown will drink anything with Alchohol init .;)

[Newbomb Turk]

If Ya have to wait ur a wuss .

real men drink:

http://www.abwholesaler.com/WwsImages/ProductList/natural_light4c.jpg

:D

[Newbomb Turk]

Bad Newbomb
A good citisen of Drunkytown will drink anything with Alchohol init .;)

you da mayor - you make da rules.

I'll cut the new guy some slack. :)

[r5TPsooner]

Nothing personal but I'm partial to Judge Milian.

http://home.neo.rr.com/ruthie818/blog1.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Id let Herman hit it :D

[r5TPsooner]

Like a keg.

[olevetonahill]

you da mayor - you make da rules.

I'll cut the new guy some slack. :)
So if scotch all you got ? drink it .;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Bad Newbomb
A good citisen of Drunkytown will drink anything with Alchohol init .;):eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.projectican.com/images/Material_2.JPG

[Rogue]

Lemme go see whats in tha fridge and I'm in.

[r5TPsooner]

I have some nasty *** Sam Adams Black lager in the fridge.

Tastes good until the finish. Nasty aftertaste.

[King Crimson]

i
mn a little buzzed.

back from the local pub, handled some annoying shizz this week, papers to grade tomorrow, gonna makes some grilled cheese and turkey sammies with jalapenos here in a minute. got some wine.

[Newbomb Turk]

olevet likes him some Ethel.

http://www.geocities.com/favoritetvclassics_lucy/pic_mertzes008.jpg

[olevetonahill]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.projectican.com/images/Material_2.JPG
Not rubbing alkyhol you dork , less you filter it good .;)

[olevetonahill]

olevet likes him some Ethel.

http://www.geocities.com/favoritetvclassics_lucy/pic_mertzes008.jpg
Ya aint drunk ifin ya dont think Shes Hawt !:eek:

[OKC-SLC]

i'm in for one or 5. I'm on call, so can't have a lot.

[Newbomb Turk]

i'm in for one or 5. I'm on call, so can't have a lot.

I'd go with 5 then.

[r5TPsooner]

I've hit worse.

[Rogue]

Well, I'm all outta PBR so I'm havin' a Ketel One & tonic with a double squeeze of one of the juciest limes I've ever known. Not bad for a backup plan! :pop: If this goes like Weds night, I'll be on here in a few hours, but I won't be able to see a damn thing.

[King Crimson]

a double squeeze of one of the juciest limes I've ever known. Not bad for a backup plan! :pop:

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Newbomb Turk]

Well, I'm all outta PBR

I don't think I've had a PBR since high school.

[Newbomb Turk]

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

and a double squeeze to boot!

:eek:

:hot:

[King Crimson]

and a double squeeze to boot!

:eek:

:hot:

big props to Rogue.

[r5TPsooner]

Double squeeze, heh.

[olevetonahill]

Well, I'm all outta PBR so I'm havin' a Ketel One & tonic with a double squeeze of one of the juciest limes I've ever known. Not bad for a backup plan! :pop: If this goes like Weds night, I'll be on here in a few hours, but I won't be able to see a damn thing.
peanut butter an relish :eek:
nasity

[Rogue]

Heh! There's a weird little bar on near one of my favorite weekend motorcycle routes in NC. You have to have a membership card due to some quirky blue law thing. Anyhow, they have PBR and Yeungling, 2 of my favorites. And the "usuals" are some of the biggest BS'ers I've known since I left Texas. All that to say that this weird little joint got me back on the PBRs. Cheapest beer that I can drink in quantity and not hate myself the next day.

[Flagstaffsooner]

PBR is the one beer that I wont even drink.:eddie:

[King Crimson]

PBR is almost as bad as Lone Star.

[Newbomb Turk]

PBR is the one beer that I wont even drink.:eddie:

bane him from Drunkytown!!!

[r5TPsooner]

Olympia was pretty rough.

[King Crimson]

ho whoa! these red house outtakes are knocking off my socks. yeah....!

99 and one half days.....

[olevetonahill]

After I drink a case of Natty I **** in pbr bottles they seal em up and sell em to someone .

[Flagstaffsooner]

bane him from Drunkytown!!!
Point of Order, Mister Mayor!

[King Crimson]

Heh! There's a weird little bar on near one of my favorite weekend motorcycle routes in NC. You have to have a membership card due to some quirky blue law thing. Anyhow, they have PBR and Yeungling, 2 of my favorites. And the "usuals" are some of the biggest BS'ers I've known since I left Texas. All that to say that this weird little joint got me back on the PBRs. Cheapest beer that I can drink in quantity and not hate myself the next day.

i spent a little time in Durham, NC. Yuengling is good. esp, the porter.

[Newbomb Turk]

Olympia was pretty rough.

OLY - "It's the water...and a lot more."

[King Crimson]

Olympia was pretty rough.

Oly, 11 oz bottles, wtf?

[olevetonahill]

bane him from Drunkytown!!!
Naw cause after its went thru my liver and Kidneys rheres Not muck alkyhol left . so I dont blame him .:D

[bigdsooner]

im running way behind, finishing up my 2nd beer.

[85Sooner]

All I know is

I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. THose people go to meetings! :)

[olevetonahill]

Point of Order, Mister Mayor!
see my # 49 post /

[Flagstaffsooner]

Naw cause after its went thru my liver and Kidneys rheres Not muck alkyhol left . so I dont blame him .:DProbably has a higher % after that trip.:D

[Rogue]

You beer snobs. :rolleyes:

Can y'all get Starr Hill beer out there?

[olevetonahill]

im running way behind, finishing up my 2nd beer.
Bless you my child . chug 6 beers and you are forgiven
Newbomd had me chuggin 15 earlier /:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

speaking of old skool beer:

http://www.beercollections.com/Specialty-Beer-Items/Images/IM903008Open.gif

[olevetonahill]

You beer snobs. :rolleyes:

Can y'all get Starr Hill beer out there?
Why would we want to ? when we Have Natty ?:eek:

[bigdsooner]

You beer snobs. :rolleyes:

Can y'all get Starr Hill beer out there?

never heard of it, is it good?

[Rogue]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/personal20041206121012618pabst.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/20060131092617_pabst_blue_ribbon.jpg

[King Crimson]

that all right now, i still got my guitar....look out now..

[Flagstaffsooner]

HELLO TO AN OLD FREIND THAT SPEKTED ME! Peem me.

[King Crimson]

speaking of old skool beer:

http://www.beercollections.com/Specialty-Beer-Items/Images/IM903008Open.gif

Hamms is pretty good for "premium" beer. i was talking it up in another thread this week. it's union made.

[olevetonahill]

speaking of old skool beer:

http://www.beercollections.com/Specialty-Beer-Items/Images/IM903008Open.gif
wheres the Bear ?

[soonerboomer93]

All I know is

I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. THose people go to meetings! :)


and i'm too busy drinking to have time for the meetings...

[olevetonahill]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/personal20041206121012618pabst.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/20060131092617_pabst_blue_ribbon.jpg
Aw the deuchrocket of beers !;)

[Newbomb Turk]

wheres the Bear ?

http://www.jokecat.com/images/hamms_bear.jpg

[Rogue]

never heard of it, is it good?

Yeah, I found it at a beer tent at a music festival a couple years ago.
Went to C'Ville last year and by the time I got to the "brewery" which looks suspiciously like every other college bar there, it was closed. :mad:

http://starrhillbeer.com/

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1661

I like the "Mojo" but I intend on tryin'em all before I pick a favorite.

[OKC-SLC]

I don't think I've had a PBR since high school.
I KNOW I haven't had PBR since high school.


"Heineken? F*** that s***!!!1111!!!

Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

[Flagstaffsooner]

This aint no champagne either.
http://vaiden.net/dixie_beer.jpg

[Newbomb Turk]

It's been a long time:

http://www.simply70s.com/otherimages/exp/52015s.jpg

[olevetonahill]

http://www.jokecat.com/images/hamms_bear.jpg
Yea thats what im talking about . I remember that from when I was kid ;)

[OKC-SLC]

I'd go with 5 then.
OK, 8 it is.

[Newbomb Turk]

This aint no champagne either.
http://vaiden.net/dixie_beer.jpg

The can didn't look like that, but I had some Dixie Beer in NoLa. One of the few beers I couldn't finish. Nasty crap.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Yea thats what im talking about . I remember that from when I was kid ;)You were probably drinking it when you were 8 years old.

[Flagstaffsooner]

oops! The dreaded double post.

[olevetonahill]

You were probably drinking it when you were 8 years old.
Ya say that like irs a bad thing .

[Rogue]

Worst beer I've ever had...Southpaw. Bleccchhh.

Schlitz! Wasn't that at one time called Schlitz "Stout" Malt Liquor? What happened to the "stout?"

[OKC-SLC]

Worst beer I've ever had...Southpaw. Bleccchhh.

Schlitz! Wasn't that at one time called Schlitz "Stout" Malt Liquor? What happened to the "stout?"
Stout choked on his own vomit in a hotel room after a show.

[bigdsooner]

anybody member quittin time beer that quik-trip use to sell years ago? all i remember is that it tasted like $hit but cost about $.99 a 12pk :)

[Rogue]

What's on the DrunkyTown Soundtrack tonight?
I just heard Black Sabbath and Merle back to back. I must be in a bar in Pink, Oklahoma or something.

[Newbomb Turk]

anybody member quittin time beer that quik-trip use to sell years ago? all i remember is that it tasted like $hit but cost about $.99 a 12pk :)

at $.99 a 12pk, I'd have to give it a try.

[Flagstaffsooner]

What's on the DrunkyTown Soundtrack tonight?
I just heard Black Sabbath and Merle back to back. I must be in a bar in Pink, Oklahoma or something.Or listening to Midlands/Odessa radio station.

Suck down a Safeway favorate.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/beercans/image3/sc69.gif

[King Crimson]

black label was the beer for some reason the dude at the store would sell you in Norman as kid. on the off-hand chance sooneron reads this, it was at both the conveniece store on Main across from Sooner Dairy and the one at the gas station/convenience store just on the Norman High side of the strip mall where the border crossing is. it's not there anymore, i don't think.

[Newbomb Turk]

Suck down a Safeway favorate.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/beercans/image3/sc69.gif

thank you for bringing up the 2nd nastiest beer I have ever tasted. A few (ahem) years back at the state basketball tournament, Rapid City SD, we venture into Safeway. $1.49 for a 6-pack of Scotch Buy. We think - "how can you go wrong for $1.49?" Well, we found out how you can go wrong.

[King Crimson]

What's on the DrunkyTown Soundtrack tonight?
I just heard Black Sabbath and Merle back to back. I must be in a bar in Pink, Oklahoma or something.

radiohead and a hendrix outtakes multi CD thing, astroman it's called. on shuffle.

what Sabbath? i was rocking with a serbian journalist no so long ago to Masters of Reality. we closed out the party, and made everyone hate us listening to sweet leaf a thousand times really loud. but we ruled. and so did Iommi and geezer.

[olevetonahill]

Yall carry on . Im gonna go gamble for awhile , Since Im still 1/2 assed sobre .:D But I will be back

[Soonerus]

I just got home....I am wayyyy behind you guys....

[Rogue]

Or listening to Midlands/Odessa radio station.

[/IMG]


:les: Exactly!


Oh, and the Sabbath tune was N.I.B.

[Rogue]

I just got home....I am wayyyy behind you guys....


Well, it's still sorta early, but just to be sure you'd better start with a double.

[bigdsooner]

at $.99 a 12pk, I'd have to give it a try.

hell yeah, for the price you'd have to try it...but i guarandamntee it'd be the nastiest you've ever tasted. i'd almost rather drink ****....almost

[olevetonahill]

I just got home....I am wayyyy behind you guys....
As usual .

[olevetonahill]

hell yeah, for the price you'd have to try it...but i guarandamntee it'd be the nastiest you've ever tasted. i'd almost rather drink ****....almost
I used to get beer off the truck for 4 bucks a case when the driver was looking . Free when he wasnt .;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

thank you for bringing up the 2nd nastiest beer I have ever tasted. A few (ahem) years back at the state basketball tournament, Rapid City SD, we venture into Safeway. $1.49 for a 6-pack of Scotch Buy. We think - "how can you go wrong for $1.49?" Well, we found out how you can go wrong.You think thats bad? The Safeways in Arizona used to have Scotch Buy Scotch. Whoa Nellie!

[soonerboomer93]

you're all wayyyy behind, it's only your friday night drunky town thread

[King Crimson]

so, is "scotch buy" a complete rip on Scotland or about invisible tape?

[Newbomb Turk]

so, is "scotch buy" a complete rip on Scotland or about invisible tape?

It's a rip on links golf. ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

so, is "scotch buy" a complete rip on Scotland or about invisible tape?The Scots being known as cheep.

[Soonerus]

As usual .

may be behind and it may be usual but happy to be here...

[Newbomb Turk]

may be behind and it may be usual but happy to be here...

if nothing else, you avatar belongs in drunkytown. :)

[bigdsooner]

I used to get beer off the truck for 4 bucks a case when the driver was looking . Free when he wasnt .;)

aint nothin like free beer

[King Crimson]

It's a rip on links golf. ;)

the Open Championship at Carnoustie is going to kill you. i said it before, i say it again. Carnoustie, Car-"nasty". that'asa ****ing hard golf course, no flash, no seaside....all pain.


quick summary of my experience there: you walk up to each tee, and think...."****, this hole looks hard".

no trees, no flowers, no fake birds NT.

[Rogue]

may be behind and it may be usual but happy to be here...

You get to be the 3-man, *******, and it's your turn to deal!

:les: Less talkin', more drinkin'!

[Soonerus]

if nothing else, you avatar belongs in drunkytown. :)

He, I am happy to ride on my avatar's coat tails...whatever it takes...

[Soonerus]

You get to be the 3-man, *******, and it's your turn to deal!

:les: Less talkin', more drinkin'!

How did you sneak that curse word in ????

[Newbomb Turk]

the Open Championship at Carnoustie is going to kill you. i said it before, i say it again. Carnoustie, Car-"nasty". that'asa ****ing hard golf course, no flash, no seaside....all pain.


quick summary of my experience there: you walk up to each tee, and think...."****, this hole looks hard".


sounds like a goat pasture...never heard of the place.

[olevetonahill]

How did you sneak that curse word in ????
you type in ******* noy ***;)

[Newbomb Turk]

How did you sneak that curse word in ????

Rogue is a "secret mod". Don't pi$$ him off.

[soonerboomer93]

******* is allowed (otherwise dean would **** himself)

***, however is not...

[bigdsooner]

*******, ***, *******, ***, *******, *** :confused:

[Rogue]

Huh? I thought it's look like this: *******

Actually I had no idea, but I'm glad to know this detail.
Think it'll work in thread titles? A few more drinks and someone'll try that out.

[olevetonahill]

Huh? I thought it's look like this: *******

Actually I had no idea, but I'm glad to know this detail.
Think it'll work in thread titles? A few more drinks and someone'll try that out.
You go . see Ya next month .:eek:

[King Crimson]

sounds like a goat pasture...never heard of the place.

that figures, muni boy. i take it back, there are some trees, maybe 5 or 6.

http://www.donaldfordimages.com/carnoustiestory/c8.jpg

[King Crimson]

*******, ***, *******, ***, *******, *** :confused:

donkey dick, donkey dick, ***, donkey *** dick....

[Rogue]

You go . see Ya next month .:eek:

Not me. I need this place as my support group for the next few weeks.

Why not you OV? Chicken?

[olevetonahill]

that figures, muni boy. i take it back, there are some trees.

http://www.donaldfordimages.com/carnoustiestory/c8.jpg
Looks like a goat pasture with a red flag to keep the bulls offin it . ;)

[olevetonahill]

Not me. I need this place as my support group for the next few weeks.

Why not you OV? Chicken?
Youse the one wondering . Not me .;)

[bigdsooner]

Huh? I thought it's look like this: *******

Actually I had no idea, but I'm glad to know this detail.
Think it'll work in thread titles? A few more drinks and someone'll try that out.

its pretty cool, im seriously thinkin about it, but ive been away for awhile and i dont really need a vacation...maybe after a few more beers i wont care :D

[King Crimson]

Looks like a goat pasture with a red flag to keep the bulls offin it . ;)

olive hill, don't make me kick your ***, too.

[Newbomb Turk]

Looks like a goat pasture with a red flag to keep the bulls offin it . ;)

olevet and me must be long-lost brothers. :D

[olevetonahill]

olive hill, don't make me kick your ***, too.
:D :D :D :D ;)

[Rogue]

When Olevet is the voice of reason and caution, the Drunkytown Express has gained momentum. There's no stoppin' this baby now!

[Newbomb Turk]

olive hill, don't make me kick your ***, too.

you're too drunk to kick anybody's ***, Mr. wine-drinker. ;)

[King Crimson]

olevet and me must be long-lost brothers. :D

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[olevetonahill]

olevet and me must be long-lost brothers. :D
we be twins , born 2000 miles apart .;)

[olevetonahill]

When Olevet is the voice of reason and caution, the Drunkytown Express has gained momentum. There's no stoppin' this baby now!
It has a power of its own .

[Soonerus]

*** hole

[bigdsooner]

*******

[olevetonahill]

*** hole
Its *******
dayum lawyer types .

[Soonerus]

***-hole

[soonerboomer93]

Rus's post was made of ******* fail...

[Blue]

He likes *******. or whole-***.

[Soonerus]

assface...

[soonerboomer93]

assumption

[Flagstaffsooner]

It has a power of its own .
http://www.buyit-sellit.com/ebay02/auc61023/66681-1.jpg

[Newbomb Turk]

the drunkytown thread has turned into the ******* thread. :(

[bigdsooner]

*******
–noun Vulgar. 1. anus.
2. Slang. a. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
b. the worst part of a place or thing.

–adjective 3. Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

[soonerboomer93]

assmuncher

[Soonerus]

asswipe...

[soonerboomer93]

*********

[Rogue]

asshat

[bigdsooner]

assbitch

[soonerboomer93]

buttmuncher and assmucher are okay, but ********* is not?

[Soonerus]

assposters...

[soonerboomer93]

*** aboard the drunkytown thread...

[soonerboomer93]

assdrinker

[Soonerus]

assyousonofabitch....

[Mongo]

mule

[soonerboomer93]

whoassedyousmegmaboy....

[Soonerus]

asswe have found a glitch in the system...

[Rogue]

See what happens when you elect a marryin' minister for mayor of drunkytown? Dogs and cats living together...

[bigdsooner]

fatass
fat*******

[olevetonahill]

man Yall cool it some . Ya gonna get Flags thread locked .:pop:

[olevetonahill]

See what happens when you elect a marryin' minister for mayor of drunkytown? Dogs and cats living together...
Ya but they keep this up The Combat Vet is gonna show .

[Rogue]

man Yall cool it some . Ya gonna get Flags thread locked .

:les: Who are you and what have you done with our friend?

[bigdsooner]

asssir...ooops, sorry, i meant yes sir :)

[Newbomb Turk]

man Yall cool it some . Ya gonna get Flags thread locked .:pop:

yep as soon as some asshat mod comes along, this thread will get locked.

[King Crimson]

flag pees on the ground at daybreak on gameday and sings the chant, that's a real Sooner right there.

[Czar Soonerov]

You rang?

[Soonerus]

You think some assbreath mod would lock this ???

[Rogue]

:D

[Blue]

Would y'all like some chocolate a ss -cream?

[Rogue]

Everybody, look like you're busy studyin' or sumpthin!

[Soonerus]

I don't want to be a fakeass...

[olevetonahill]

yep as soon as some asshat mod comes along, this thread will get locked.
what im screaming .:eek:

[Czar Soonerov]

I think we need a detox folder.