Paris Hilton is Going to Jail

[SicEmBaylor]

Hopefully, this will make the dumb *** realize that this world does, in fact, not revolve around her and that there are consequences to her actions.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OTS26G3&show_article=1

[KStatePike]

lol that's awesome

[SicEmBaylor]

lol that's awesome
No, that's hot!

[OUHOMER]

somebody may make her their bi#*&$

[olevetonahill]

somebody may make her their bi#*&$
IN

[Newbomb Turk]

IN
lots of other already have been.

[olevetonahill]

lots of other already have been.
Long as it aint occupied when I want in :cool:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's *** the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

[OUDoc]

:D
Picturing her trying to kick someone's ***. I doubt she can spell "***".

[oumartin]

Wonder if she will be wanting it bad enough when she gets out that I might have a shot at her.

[soonerboomer93]

considering that she'll be segregated from the rest of the population since she's high profile and all, then i doubt she'll have a need to kick anyones ***

[soonerboomer93]

Wonder if she will be wanting it bad enough when she gets out that I might have a shot at her.

not even Roseanne is wanting it bad enough to give you a shot

:pop:

[oumartin]

[quote=soonerboomer93=not even Roseanne is wanting it bad enough to give you a shot[/quote]

obviously you have not seen some of the women whose hearts I have broken!
There are some on this board who have seen!

[olevetonahill]

obviously you have not seen some of the women whose hearts I have broken!
There are some on this board who have seen!
Yea buthead , wheres my Emails ?

[Newbomb Turk]

Yea buthead , wheres my Emails ?

hello...McFly.

I'm waiting for an e-mail myself.

[LilSooner]

That's awesome!

[oumartin]

howard, need your email again. newbomb, never got yours! I will fill up your boxes! :D

[Newbomb Turk]

howard, need your email again. newbomb, never got yours! I will fill up your boxes! :D

you're right - you never got mine. I meant I was waiting on an e-mail from olevet.

[olevetonahill]

hello...McFly.

I'm waiting for an e-mail myself.
I think Martin Fdup my email thingy
Ill try again . ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

I think Martin Fdup my email thingy
Ill try again . ;)

that will teach you to let martin mess with your thingy.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Have Olevet send you his soccer uniform thingy.

[oumartin]

email newbomb! Vet your next! and I got a virus for you! :D

[r5TPsooner]

It always amazes me when someone says that she is hot. IMO, she is in the Rosie O'Donnell league.

[olevetonahill]

Have Olevet send you his soccer uniform thingy.
Did you ever pick a fav . ?:cool:

[olevetonahill]

It always amazes me when someone says that she is hot. IMO, she is in the Rosie O'Donnell league.
Id hit rosie with a sledge hammer
Id hit Paris with Herman .
just sayin

[r5TPsooner]

If herman is closely related to a Louisville slugger then I concur.

[soonerboomer93]

that will teach you to let martin mess with your thingy.
well, he did say he would flood their box

[the_ouskull]

http://blogs.newsok.com/index.php?blog=19&p=218&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

This makes me happy. She will finally (kind of) be in a place where her money can't directly help her. I only wish that it were a federal, pound-me-in-the-*ss prison.

the_ouskull

[OUinFLA]

I will fill up your boxes! :D

shouldn't you be saying that line to PH and her kind?

[oumartin]

Oh i will soon as I get her jailhouse address!

[Suerreal]

She's LUCKY.

Jail's not going to be easy, but she's better off than Josh Hancock, whose recent rap sheet is similar...was similar...

- Sue

[Soonerus]

She's LUCKY.

Jail's not going to be easy, but she's better off than Josh Hancock, whose recent rap sheet is similar...was similar...

- Sue

Excellent point !!!

[47straight]

I was sure that she would be "too pretty for jail"

[StoopTroup]

I think she just needs a good spanking and some disipline. :D

[tulsaoilerfan]

Wonder if they will let her have some sort of reality web cam show while in prison? that might be something worth watching :)

[StoopTroup]

Now your thinking....

Will they let you have pedicures in jail?

[MamaMia]

So, what kind of outfits do they have there? Are they the black and white stripped two piece, or orange jumpsuit ones?

[KC//CRIMSON]

She's gonna go crazy. I mean, can you imagine not being able to spread your legs for forty five days?

[SicEmBaylor]

She's gonna go crazy. I mean, can you imagine not being able to spread your legs for forty five days?
/yes.

[MamaMia]

I'll bet they let her out right away because of over crowding.

[oumartin]

I am the warden and your ***** is on lockdown!

I'm gonna shank her!