View Full Version : Paris Hilton is Going to Jail
SicEmBaylor
5/4/2007, 06:54 PM
Hopefully, this will make the dumb *** realize that this world does, in fact, not revolve around her and that there are consequences to her actions.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OTS26G3&show_article=1
KStatePike
5/4/2007, 07:06 PM
lol that's awesome
SicEmBaylor
5/4/2007, 07:08 PM
lol that's awesome
No, that's hot!
OUHOMER
5/4/2007, 07:43 PM
somebody may make her their bi#*&$
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 07:45 PM
somebody may make her their bi#*&$
IN
Newbomb Turk
5/4/2007, 07:47 PM
IN
lots of other already have been.
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 07:58 PM
lots of other already have been.
Long as it aint occupied when I want in :cool:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/4/2007, 07:59 PM
Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's *** the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
:D
Picturing her trying to kick someone's ***. I doubt she can spell "***".
oumartin
5/4/2007, 08:27 PM
Wonder if she will be wanting it bad enough when she gets out that I might have a shot at her.
soonerboomer93
5/4/2007, 08:28 PM
considering that she'll be segregated from the rest of the population since she's high profile and all, then i doubt she'll have a need to kick anyones ***
soonerboomer93
5/4/2007, 08:29 PM
Wonder if she will be wanting it bad enough when she gets out that I might have a shot at her.
not even Roseanne is wanting it bad enough to give you a shot
:pop:
oumartin
5/4/2007, 08:47 PM
[quote=soonerboomer93=not even Roseanne is wanting it bad enough to give you a shot[/quote]
obviously you have not seen some of the women whose hearts I have broken!
There are some on this board who have seen!
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 08:49 PM
obviously you have not seen some of the women whose hearts I have broken!
There are some on this board who have seen!
Yea buthead , wheres my Emails ?
Newbomb Turk
5/4/2007, 08:50 PM
Yea buthead , wheres my Emails ?
hello...McFly.
I'm waiting for an e-mail myself.
LilSooner
5/4/2007, 08:50 PM
That's awesome!
oumartin
5/4/2007, 08:52 PM
howard, need your email again. newbomb, never got yours! I will fill up your boxes! :D
Newbomb Turk
5/4/2007, 08:54 PM
howard, need your email again. newbomb, never got yours! I will fill up your boxes! :D
you're right - you never got mine. I meant I was waiting on an e-mail from olevet.
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 08:56 PM
hello...McFly.
I'm waiting for an e-mail myself.
I think Martin Fdup my email thingy
Ill try again . ;)
Newbomb Turk
5/4/2007, 08:58 PM
I think Martin Fdup my email thingy
Ill try again . ;)
that will teach you to let martin mess with your thingy.
Flagstaffsooner
5/4/2007, 09:01 PM
Have Olevet send you his soccer uniform thingy.
oumartin
5/4/2007, 09:01 PM
email newbomb! Vet your next! and I got a virus for you! :D
r5TPsooner
5/4/2007, 09:07 PM
It always amazes me when someone says that she is hot. IMO, she is in the Rosie O'Donnell league.
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 09:14 PM
Have Olevet send you his soccer uniform thingy.
Did you ever pick a fav . ?:cool:
olevetonahill
5/4/2007, 09:16 PM
It always amazes me when someone says that she is hot. IMO, she is in the Rosie O'Donnell league.
Id hit rosie with a sledge hammer
Id hit Paris with Herman .
just sayin
r5TPsooner
5/4/2007, 09:17 PM
If herman is closely related to a Louisville slugger then I concur.
soonerboomer93
5/4/2007, 09:41 PM
that will teach you to let martin mess with your thingy.
well, he did say he would flood their box
the_ouskull
5/4/2007, 10:26 PM
http://blogs.newsok.com/index.php?blog=19&p=218&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
This makes me happy. She will finally (kind of) be in a place where her money can't directly help her. I only wish that it were a federal, pound-me-in-the-*ss prison.
the_ouskull
OUinFLA
5/4/2007, 10:41 PM
I will fill up your boxes! :D
shouldn't you be saying that line to PH and her kind?
oumartin
5/4/2007, 10:48 PM
Oh i will soon as I get her jailhouse address!
Suerreal
5/5/2007, 12:08 AM
She's LUCKY.
Jail's not going to be easy, but she's better off than Josh Hancock, whose recent rap sheet is similar...was similar...
- Sue
Soonerus
5/5/2007, 12:12 AM
She's LUCKY.
Jail's not going to be easy, but she's better off than Josh Hancock, whose recent rap sheet is similar...was similar...
- Sue
Excellent point !!!
47straight
5/5/2007, 01:19 AM
I was sure that she would be "too pretty for jail"
StoopTroup
5/5/2007, 07:18 AM
I think she just needs a good spanking and some disipline. :D
tulsaoilerfan
5/5/2007, 07:30 AM
Wonder if they will let her have some sort of reality web cam show while in prison? that might be something worth watching :)
StoopTroup
5/5/2007, 07:38 AM
Now your thinking....
Will they let you have pedicures in jail?
MamaMia
5/5/2007, 10:25 AM
So, what kind of outfits do they have there? Are they the black and white stripped two piece, or orange jumpsuit ones?
KC//CRIMSON
5/5/2007, 10:27 AM
She's gonna go crazy. I mean, can you imagine not being able to spread your legs for forty five days?
SicEmBaylor
5/5/2007, 12:14 PM
She's gonna go crazy. I mean, can you imagine not being able to spread your legs for forty five days?
/yes.
MamaMia
5/5/2007, 01:10 PM
I'll bet they let her out right away because of over crowding.
oumartin
5/5/2007, 01:19 PM
I am the warden and your ***** is on lockdown!
I'm gonna shank her!
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