So this Muslim chick...

[SicEmBaylor]

...who is a student at Baylor randomly contacted me via the Baylor network by looking for people from Oklahoma and asked if she could ride home with me after finals because she has friends she wants to visit at OSU.

I haven't decided if I'm going home after finals or not, probably not, but I think it'd be an interesting trip so I'm thinking I'm going to tell her yes if I decide to go.

Has anyone ever given a ride to a fellow student you've never met especially when it's a 6 hour trip? Might be kind of weird.

[BigRedJed]

Especially if one of the car's occupants in intolerant.

[Mongo]

two words: car bomb

[Scott D]

maybe you should oh I don't know..meet her first at say a cafeteria.

[skycat]

There is no way that you can not do this. Or whatever. You know what I mean.

Bring along a web-enabled mobile device, and keep us updated when you stop for gas/eating.

TIA

[SicEmBaylor]

maybe you should oh I don't know..meet her first at say a cafeteria.
Well, I could use a pork roast...

Seriously though, yeah I guess we could do that. Maybe coffee or something at the SUB. We'll see. I don't care that she's Muslim it'd just make the trip interesting that she is.

[Petro-Sooner]

Call her a monster and see what she says.

[SicEmBaylor]

Call her a monster and see what she says.
PG is going to neg me again for this thread, I can feel it.

[BigRedJed]

Don't buy into this too much folks. You know this is all leading up to a story that ends in crossed signals, or something else that keeps any real interaction from happening.

[Petro-Sooner]

Tell her if you had your way you would have nuked all of them people long ago.

Ya know, as a conversation starter.

[sanantoniosooner]

I bet she wont let you get lost.

[SicEmBaylor]

Don't buy into this too much folks. You know this is all leading up to a story that ends in crossed signals, or something else that keeps any real interaction from happening.
It's going to end with it never happening; because, I really don't want to drive home the day after finals when I have no reason not to stay put in Texas. :texan:

[leavingthezoo]

i didn't think muslim chicks were allowed to ride in cars with a man. especially one they don't know.

oh wait... key word is man.


:D

[SicEmBaylor]

Tell her if you had your way you would have nuked all of them people long ago.

Ya know, as a conversation starter.

I snack on pork rinds on my long car drives.

[SicEmBaylor]

i didn't think muslim chicks were allowed to ride in cars with a man. especially one they don't know.

oh wait... key word is man.


:D
Yeah you know...I thought about that actually. I checked her facebook and apparently she has a boyfriend. So yeah it's definitely a little weird she'd be willing to get in a car with a strange guy for 6 hours.

[SicEmBaylor]

She's a psychology major and she specifies that she is a Sunni muslim.

[Petro-Sooner]

and she specifies that she is a Sunni muslim.

Is that the good witch, I MEAN muslim or the bad muslim??

[BigRedJed]

It's going to end with it never happening; because, I really don't want to drive home the day after finals when I have no reason not to stay put in Texas. :texan:
That also fits my theory.

[jthomasou78]

First youll become friends then the next thing you know shes faking an orgasm in a deli.

[SicEmBaylor]

That also fits my theory.
You do know that it would also require that I go to Stilly.

[crawfish]

If it didn't get John Cusack laid in "The Sure Thing", you don't have a chance.

[olevetonahill]

Do EEET
I cant wait for the Saga

[yermom]

You do know that it would also require that I go to Stilly.

OUT.

[Jerk]

Does anyone else see a massive train wreck coming?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

She's a psychology major and she specifies that she is a Sunni muslim.Whuffo she studyin' at a Baptist school? Mebbe she can be converted? You ought to at least meet her for taboli or something. BTW, what's she willing to pay you for the trip?

[SicEmBaylor]

Whuffo she studyin' at a Baptist school? Mebbe she can be converted? You ought to at least meet her for taboli or something. BTW, what's she willing to pay you for the trip?
I'm not going to charge the poor girl anything if I drive her home when I'm going up there anyway. I never ever do that.

[Hatfield]

Especially if one of the car's occupants in incontinent

ewwww

[SoCal]

When Harry Met Sally... make sure you take her to a coffee shop.

[Ike]

I didn't think they admitted muslims at Baylor.

[TopDaugIn2000]

little known fact about Muslims:

they snort water up their nose every morning because they believe that the devil peed in their nostrils overnight.

just one of the many (disgusting) things I learned while living in sin with Achmed. He'd never admit that's WHY he did that, so I looked it up.

[SicEmBaylor]

little known fact about Muslims:

they snort water up their nose every morning because they believe that the devil peed in their nostrils overnight.

just one of the many (disgusting) things I learned while living in sin with Achmed. He'd never admit that's WHY he did that, so I looked it up.

Is that a joke? You have to be kidding.

[sanantoniosooner]

the devil must have a small penis.

Or good aim.

[Frozen Sooner]

little known fact about Muslims:

they snort water up their nose every morning because they believe that the devil peed in their nostrils overnight.

just one of the many (disgusting) things I learned while living in sin with Achmed. He'd never admit that's WHY he did that, so I looked it up.

Er, why would you snort water up your nose for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to blow water out of your nose?

[King Crimson]

give the chick a ride. be a human being. she'll give you 20$ and take yourself out to a biscuits and gravy breakfast and buy a 4 pack of the Z.

[OUHOMER]

make sure she knows how to change a flat.

[BigRedJed]

...be a human being...
*snicker*

[Beef]

Damn, you guys are slipping.

Is she hawt?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I never ever do that.

I agree.

[olevetonahill]

Damn, you guys are slipping.

Is she hawt?
How in hell would sicem know ?

[SicEmBaylor]

She's not hawt. I'm just not attraced to the whole muslim look thing.
She is apparently from Dubai.

[BigRedJed]

She's not hawt. I'm just not attraced to the whole muslim look thing.
She is apparently from Dubai.
And where were you from again?

[BigRedJed]

Sorry, I don't keep up with As The SicEm Turns as much as everybody else.

[SicEmBaylor]

And where were you from again?
Ft. Gibson.

[BigRedJed]

That's right. For some reason I was thinking it was Ardmore.

[BigRedJed]

Or somewhere else. I can't remember.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Or both.

[sanantoniosooner]

We need to petition for 3 minute flood control for Jed.

[BigRedJed]

IN.

[BigRedJed]

Wait a minute.

[BigRedJed]

D

[BigRedJed]

Nied

[BigRedJed]

Beeotch.

[Jerk]

Ft Gibson?

Isn't that where Teddy Lehman was from?

[SicEmBaylor]

Ft Gibson?

Isn't that where Teddy Lehman was from?

Yes.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Is that a joke? You have to be kidding.

you can't make this stuff up.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Er, why would you snort water up your nose for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to blow water out of your nose?I'm betting he does blow it out, after snorting it up, or else he would drown.

[TopDaugIn2000]

didn't ever sound that way..............

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'm not going to charge the poor girl anything if I drive her home when I'm going up there anyway. I never ever do that.Isn't AggCity at least over 100 mi. RT out of the way for someone going to Ft Gibson? Lay a tab on her.

[Mongo]

I'm betting he does blow it out, after snorting it up, or else he would drown.


not really. if you can control your gag reflex, you can just spit it out. Ask 1TC on how to control the gag reflex, he is amazing.

[swardboy]

:pop:I hear the train a'comin'......

[SicEmBaylor]

Isn't AggCity at least over 100 mi. RT out of the way for someone going to Ft Gibson? Lay a tab on her.
I figured I'd drop her off in Tulsa, she said I could leave her anywhere within the vicinity of Stilly.

[soonerboomer93]

Well, I could use a pork roast...

Seriously though, yeah I guess we could do that. Maybe coffee or something at the SUB. We'll see. I don't care that she's Muslim it'd just make the trip interesting that she is.


if you don't care, why'd you bring it up in the thread title?

[SicEmBaylor]

if you don't care, why'd you bring it up in the thread title?
I meant it isn't going to have any bearing whether or not I go, the fact she's muslim is what makes the trip potentially interesting.

[Scott D]

little known fact about Muslims:

they snort water up their nose every morning because they believe that the devil peed in their nostrils overnight.

just one of the many (disgusting) things I learned while living in sin with Achmed. He'd never admit that's WHY he did that, so I looked it up.

that's just what Achmed wanted you to believe while he fed his liquid cocaine habit.

[Scott D]

if you don't care, why'd you bring it up in the thread title?

the thread title could be "So this slutty chick that looks like Scarlet Johanssan..." and we all know that SicEm would have less of a chance of hittin' it than the jack in the trunk would.

[Sooner24]

That's right. For some reason I was thinking it was Ardmore.


We don't even let Sic'em stop in Ardmore for gas anymore since he came to town harassing the Texas Dems that fled the state.

[Sooner24]

I bet they are planning to kidnap Sic'em transport him back to the Middle East and turn him into a male prostitute.

[SicEmBaylor]

We don't even let Sic'em stop in Ardmore for gas anymore since he came to town harassing the Texas Dems that fled the state.

Well...that and it's way the hell out of my way. ;) I do 69 not 35.

[TUSooner]

...who is a student at Baylor randomly contacted me via the Baylor network by looking for people from Oklahoma and asked if she could ride home with me after finals because she has friends she wants to visit at OSU.

I haven't decided if I'm going home after finals or not, probably not, but I think it'd be an interesting trip so I'm thinking I'm going to tell her yes if I decide to go.

Has anyone ever given a ride to a fellow student you've never met especially when it's a 6 hour trip? Might be kind of weird.
Is she sure she wants to go to Abilene?

:rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

[royalfan5]

70 posts and nobody asked if she could work a compass?

[SicEmBaylor]

70 posts and nobody asked if she could work a compass?
I'm more surprised that she could be a terrorist. She could be using me to strike at the heart of Stillwater.

[TUSooner]

Well...that and it's way the hell out of my way. ;) I do 69 not 35.
I'm not touching that....

[olevetonahill]

I'm not touching that....
He does 34 an 1/2 cause hes double jointed . :twinkies: :pop:

[TUSooner]

I SAID... "Is she sure she wants to go to ABILENE."

hello? <tap tap tap> Is this thing on?

[SicEmBaylor]

I SAID... "Is she sure she wants to go to ABILENE."

hello? <tap tap tap> Is this thing on?
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Soonerus]

If you are going to Oklahoma take her but do not go out of your way, if not tell her tough luck...

[SicEmBaylor]

If you are going to Oklahoma take her but do not go out of your way, if not tell her tough luck...
That's the plan.

[Soonerus]

That's the plan.

UDAMON...

[VeeJay]

I have never heard the words "Muslim" and "chick" used together as a phrase.

Can a Muslim be a chick? The burqa, veil and look of misery would leave them short of "chick" status. I mean, it ain't like she's gonna wear a plunging neckline or anything.

[Zbird]

I meant it isn't going to have any bearing whether or not I go, the fact she's muslim is what makes the trip potentially interesting.


Tell the truth. The fact that he says he's female is what really has you interested. Tell him to take off the Buhrka and prove it! You know if you see her face her father , brothers, and cousins will all declare a jihad on you.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I figured I'd drop her off in Tulsa, she said I could leave her anywhere within the vicinity of Stilly.You think she might be okay with that?

[SicEmBaylor]

You think she might be okay with that?
Yeah, I assume she'd arrange for her friend to pick her up.

I could spend the 6 hours telling her my opinion of mid-east politics and American actions in the region.

[goingoneight]

...who is a student at Baylor randomly contacted me via the Baylor network by looking for people from Oklahoma and asked if she could ride home with me after finals because she has friends she wants to visit at OSU.

I haven't decided if I'm going home after finals or not, probably not, but I think it'd be an interesting trip so I'm thinking I'm going to tell her yes if I decide to go.

Has anyone ever given a ride to a fellow student you've never met especially when it's a 6 hour trip? Might be kind of weird.

is she hawt?

[Blue]

Haven't read this, don't plan to, but has the topic of "road head" been breached?

[Ruuuuuufus]

She is apparently from Dubai.

cha-ching $$

[Hamhock]

Haven't read this, don't plan to, but has the topic of "road head" been breached?


how is sicem supposed to give that and drive?

[RedStripe]

When SicEm Met Sunni

I smell a hit!!

[Hatfield]

yes if she is from dubai you should assume she is rich.

like way rich.

like buy you a zima factory for your simple act of kindness.

[TexasLidig8r]

Haven't read this, don't plan to, but has the topic of "road head" been breached?

Through a veil... hmmmm

Tell her she has to sit in the car while you get polluted with a bunch of f'in hillbillies (and one sophisticated urbanite) in Dallas. :D

[mxATVracer10]

the devil must have a small penis.

Or good aim.

am I the only one that had co-workers looking at them funny after reading this post? :D

[Petro-Sooner]

cha-ching $$

Thats what I was thinking. If shes from there and goes to baylor she can afford to drop a twenty spot for the effort. I wouldnt ask for it but if it was offered I wouldnt say no for going out of your way.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Run! She's an Al Queda operative that is arranging your kidnapping and is going to chop your head off! Run!

[StoopTroup]

Here's some video of SicEm's first date with a Muslim Woman...

First Date...Let's go with Italian Cusine... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrQ69a2TuR0)

[mdklatt]

She is apparently from Dubai.


I'm thinking this means she's much more likely to put out. :texan:

Plus, she'll know which is east so it will be like having a compass.


Win win.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Here's some video of SicEm's first date with a Muslim Woman...

First Date...Let's go with Italian Cusine... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrQ69a2TuR0)Hilarious!...really

[Hamhock]

I'm thinking this means she's much more likely to put out. :texan:

Plus, she'll know which is east so it will be like having a compass.


Win win.


i see where you're going with this, but sicem is traveling north, not east.

[Taxman71]

Give her a printout of the Kasey Studdard thread and see her reaction. Anything but laughs and ditch the car.

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, show's over folks. I told her I wasn't going to go back to OK until late May when I go to Purcell for my cousins' graduation.

[TexasLidig8r]

Hey Sic.. is she the one on the left.. or the right?

http://kenlydell.typepad.com/islamic_evil/images/muslim_women_1.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey Sic.. is she the one on the left.. or the right?

http://kenlydell.typepad.com/islamic_evil/images/muslim_women_1.jpg

She wasn't wearing a burkah in her facebook pic. I'm not sure what that means...she is wearing robes of some sort, actually her dress looks more dot indian than anything.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Well, show's over folks. I told her I wasn't going to go back to OK until late May when I go to Purcell for my cousins' graduation.

I'm shocked.

[BigRedJed]

Me too. That was totally unexpected.

[BigRedJed]

And what's your cousin's name/school again?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I smell Google burning...

[BigRedJed]

Heh.

[WILBURJIM]

I know this thread is pretty much dead but, the whole satan in the nose thing reminded me of the islamic comic book. Here is the page on abolution.

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3286/abolutionmf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Rogue]

BLAH BLAH BLAH... the fact she's muslim is what makes the trip potentially interesting.

:les: This is both a symptom and the problem Sic!!!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Another potentially great thread killed by SicEm. :)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Why don't we rewrite the thread like one of those alternative endings storybooks.

"If you want SicEm to give the girl a ride, turn to page 69."

[StoopTroup]

I think he should have made it a poll.

A) Should I indulge on a Magic Carpet ride?
B) Should I write back and tell her about my lost loves.
C) Should I take her to Branson and end up in a scandalous kidnapping Nancy Grace Today's Top Story.
D) Should I convert to Islam before taking her to Oklahoma.
E) All The Above

Something like that...:D