Fellatio may decrease the threat of breast cancer.

[dolemitesooner]

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

[Osce0la]

**** YEAH!!! This article is going straight to my wife's email...

[Osce0la]

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

This article is great :D

[dolemitesooner]

LOL

[MamaMia]

I better schedule my mamogram.

[IronSooner]

Wonder if that'll work at the bar...

[critical_phil]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7594/untitledxi4.jpg

[Osce0la]

heh

[OKLA21FAN]

IN!

[Osce0la]

OUT!!!


:mad:

[Hamhock]

Wonder if that'll work at the bar...


not sure if it works for men :confused:

[LoyalFan]

I better schedule my mamogram.

Wait there! I'm sending you a Singing Mammo-Gram...Ma'am.

LF
Your Secret Admirer

[SicEmBaylor]

Hmmm, I shudder at the thought of a similar link to prevent prostate cancer....

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hmmm, I shudder at the thought of a similar link to prevent prostate cancer....

And you should.

:mack:

[Sooner in Tampa]

This thread has endless potential

:pop:

[dolemitesooner]

Hmmm, I shudder at the thought of a similar link to prevent prostate cancer....
Sometimes. I wonder about you

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Sometimes. I wonder about you

And you should.

:norm:

[dolemitesooner]

This thread has endless potential

:pop:
All of my threads have ****ing ewndles poteinala beigch

[Sooner in Tampa]

All of my threads have ****ing ewndles poteinala beigch
Maybe...but this one is ahead of it's class :P

[crawfish]

I guess it's worth a try...

[SoonerStormchaser]

What's the over/under on thread lock?

[Octavian]

God Bless the fine people at North Carolina State.

[Sooner in Tampa]

I think it's a great article for the women to read...they just might find the results of the research tought to digest.

[Howzit]

All of my threads have ****ing ewndles poteinala beigch

That's easy for you to say.

[BigRedJed]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...

[Sooner in Tampa]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...SSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhh...let's just keep that between us fella's ;)

[Octavian]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...


boo this man

[yermom]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...

I disagree.

[Boomer.....]

There was serious reasearch involved in this study.

[Howzit]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...


:les: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

[Mjcpr]

:les: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Come to think of it, you've never had breast cancer have you?

[Howzit]

My God, I hate you.

[sooner_born_1960]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...
The fact that it's not CNN increases the likelihood it's accurate.

[BigRedJed]

Normally, I would agree. However, the fact that it's a FAKE CNN.com page makes it even more suspect than if it were a real one.

[sooner_born_1960]

It's not really important wheter it's fake or not. What matters is; will my wife believe it's real.

[BigRedJed]

Good point. It's something to shoot for, I guess.

Wha..?

[Sooner in Tampa]

Normally, I would agree. However, the fact that it's a FAKE CNN.com page makes it even more suspect than if it were a real one.
http://www.junkmusic.org/junkmusic/enviro/bummer.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

You people know that's a fake article, right? You know that's not really CNN's website, right? Just checking...
neg spek for brg :D

[Osce0la]

It's not really important wheter it's fake or not. What matters is; will my wife believe it's real.
exactly...My wife and I are going to have to research this.

[crawfish]

exactly...My wife and I are going to have to research this.

I can assure you, she has NOTHING to worry about.







<runs away>

[dolemitesooner]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THRREAD EVAR

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread sucks.


HI-YO!!!!

[dolemitesooner]

I hate you

[yermom]

This thread sucks.


HI-YO!!!!

if it doesn't want breast cancer it does

[OKLA21FAN]

actually,
this thread is worthless without pics......




on 2nd thought....nevermind

[rufnek05]

if it doesn't want breast cancer it does


that made me laugh out loud in the computer lab. thank you for that

[crawfish]

Time to make this thread constructive:

http://www.yudkowsky.net/bayes/bayes.html

[yermom]

An essay on Bayesian Reasoning

To delve deeply into Bayesian Reasoning is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Bayesian Reasoning. Though Bayesian Reasoning is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Bayesian Reasoning.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on Bayesian Reasoning, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Bayesian Reasoning cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Status, Security, Fame - Bayesian Reasoning, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Bayesian Reasoning, again and again.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, Bayesian Reasoning fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Housing
Prices

Bayesian Reasoning

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Seemingly housing prices will continue to follow Bayesian Reasoning for the foreseeable future. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Bayesian Reasoning and ones own image of themselves.

Take a moment to consider the words of the famous political Odysseus Shandy 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Bayesian Reasoning this is clearly true. If Bayesian Reasoning be the food of politics, play on.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Bayesian Reasoning has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and figures show it's a winning formular.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Clint Morissette: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Bayesian Reasoning.' [3]

[stoopified]

I hereby selflessly volunteer my services for all health concious women.It is a far greater thing I do than I have ever done before.

[OUHOMER]

cool, it cures breast cancer and sore throats. The wife is going to hate me

[BigRedJed]

neg spek for brg :D
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifFellatio may decrease th... (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1884537#post1884537)5/2/2007 12:31 PMdolemitesooner (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=39605)Yeah I hate you know...LOL.....

Heh.

[NormanPride]

:les: SPEK READER!!

Oh, wait...

[tulsaoilerfan]

**** YEAH!!! This article is going straight to my wife's email...
Hope you have better luck with that than i did. :eek:

[VeeJay]

Hell, yeah.

Threads devoted to pooping and blowjobs - in the same day.

This is truly a man's innerwebber.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Hope you have better luck with that than i did. :eek:HEH...it just didn't work out the way I had planned either :(

[Soonerus]

Anybody that bit on Dole's (pardon the pun)... ...cure for breast cancer is very naive....

[Blue]

Why? It didn't cure your breast cancer...?