So in about 4 days I'm gonna become Mrs. Rhino.

[LilSooner]

And it's crazy!

Ok that's all my attention whoring for today. I am about to leave to go get a facial and a massage.

[Mjcpr]

Should I be nervous that I haven't received my invitation yet?

[sooner_born_1960]

Congratulations, if I haven't already offered them.

[crawfish]

So, only 3 days until we kidnap Rhino and leave him naked by the side of the road in rural Arkansas. :D

[OU4LIFE]

ao will you change your forum name to reflect the change, or will you just hyphen it, like modern ball busting chicks like to do?

[Osce0la]

Should I be nervous that I haven't received my invitation yet?
You think Rhino is nervous that he hasn't received his invitation yet?

[skycat]

So, 5 days until your in-laws start asking when you're going to get around having kids.

[LilSooner]

I'm not changing my forum name, because I would lose all my spek! Duh.

Although in real life I am changing my name (and will have the hardest name in the world to pronounce), but in my corporate life I am going to hyphenate it. A because I need my huge *** company to know who I am and 2 I kindof like seeing my mom's name and my name side by side in the email distribution.

[LilSooner]

So, 5 days until your in-laws start asking when you're going to get around having kids.


Believe me it ain't the in laws that are asking. My mom has been after us for the four years we have been together to start having kids. She has been telling me forever that I can have a kid and she will take care of it.

She's insane.

[Osce0la]

Don't worry, once you heal up from having the first one they will immediately begin asking when you are going to have another one...

[OU4LIFE]

Believe me it ain't the in laws that are asking. My mom has been after us for the four years we have been together to start having kids. She has been telling me forever that I can have a kid and she will take care of it.

She's insane.

Hey Rhino, you know how they always say that if you want to know what your wife will be like in 30 years to just look at her mother?

well......

;)

[JohnnyMack]

Never trust a woman with three names.

[LoyalFan]

So, only 3 days until we kidnap Rhino and leave him naked by the side of the road in rural Arkansas, where his piteous cries for succor will surely attract the notice of some good samaritan who will note that he has a purdy mouf. :D

Upgraded, under warranty, no charge.

LF

[LilSooner]

Hey Rhino, you know how they always say that if you want to know what your wife will be like in 30 years to just look at her mother?

well......

;)

Rich? See Rhino that means you will never have to work again! You can be a kept man. Hoooray!

[Osce0la]

Never trust a woman.
fixed

[MamaMia]

Many good wishes your way. As my Uncle Georgio always says to every bride and groom...

"Let the sun shine on your day and may the wine be a plenty. :)

[OU4LIFE]

Rich? See Rhino that means you will never have to work again! You can be a kept man. Hoooray!

well, I was shooting for insane....

but insanely rich will work.

[Hamhock]

be sure to read the thread about preventing breast cancer

[Oldnslo]

Nothing but the best of wishes, Lil.

Hey, do you know why brides smile as they're walking back from the altar?

:twinkies:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You guys will do great.

:D

[Rhino]

Lil Rhino
Lil Sooner-Rhino

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

RhinoerLil

I just wanted to say that because it sounds like a Japanese person is saying...something.

[OU4LIFE]

and you guys should post the video.

..of the wedding, perverts.

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm not changing my forum name, because I would lose all my spek! Duh.

Although in real life I am changing my name (and will have the hardest name in the world to pronounce), but in my corporate life I am going to hyphenate it. A because I need my huge *** company to know who I am and 2 I kindof like seeing my mom's name and my name side by side in the email distribution.

It would be much easier if Rhino just changed his name.

:pop:

[jk the sooner fan]

congrats to both of you!

[OUDoc]

Exactly, congrats again, guys.

[crawfish]

and you guys should post the video.

..of the wedding, perverts.

Geez. Who'd wanna watch THAT? ;)

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Congrats Lil'.

So, I should know this, but did you two love monkeys hook up here, or what?

[Osce0la]

We have a video of our wedding - haven't watched it once. Better to go with video of the wedding night. Wish we would've. ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Lil Rhino
Lil Sooner-Rhino


Rhinowned!

[OU4LIFE]

We don't have wedding video. We just had a photographer, But I do have video of the engagement, where I proposed in front of about 300 + people.

I'm cool like that.

[Howzit]

I just want to point out that I didn't say anything regarding going to get a facial/save something for the honeymoon.

And good luck, you kooky kids.

[crawfish]

We have a video of our wedding - haven't watched it once. Better to go with video of the wedding night. Wish we would've. ;)

What do you mean? That's one of my favorite videos!!!





<runs away>

[Boomer.....]

Congrats!!!

[Rhino]

So, I should know this, but did you two love monkeys hook up here, or what? Contrary to popular belief, we didn't meet here.

We met at Vista Bingo Night. She was with some dude. I was with a harem of chicks, man.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2697/chicksmanlg5.jpg

Later, we found out that we both posted on here when she revealed too much info about a guy she used to date.

[blueyedsooner]

I'm there....with BELLS ON!!! ;) Can't wait! I always wanted a "lil" sister!!!

And you just wait on the inlaws to start the baby business. After I pop this one out....it's ALLLLLLL YOU!!!! :)

[LilSooner]

Contrary to popular belief, we didn't meet here.

We met at Vista Bingo Night. She was with MULTIPLE dudes. I was with a harem of chicks, man.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2697/chicksmanlg5.jpg

Later, we found out that we both posted on here when she revealed too much info about a guy she used to date.


Don't get it twisted slappy, I was a pimp in my own right as well.

Also you are forgetting the 04'er connection, as I had class with his beautiful wife (shortsooner). I also used to work up on the same floor as Top Dawg in college. Finally Top Dawg, Blind Cajan, 04'er, and Rhino are all in the same fraternity.

7 degress of Kevin Bacon! What do I win!

[OU4LIFE]

a ring.

[LilSooner]

a ring.


I already got that. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

Looks like I lose.

I'm at least a month from closing the deal with Rhino.

[TexasLidig8r]

Whoa .. whoa.. whoa...

But.. isn't that Kentucky Derby day?

You are going to serve Mint Juleps at the reception aren't you? The women will all be in hats? The men in white bucks and ducks?

[LilSooner]

It better not be. My mom's gonna be ****ed.

Ladies won't be in hat's but they will be in white feather boas.


I told yall my momma was crazy.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Very cool... congrats again to you both!

[proud gonzo]

It better not be. My mom's gonna be ****ed.

Ladies won't be in hat's but they will be in white feather boas.


I told yall my momma was crazy.seriously?

[TopDawg]

Don't get it twisted slappy, I was a pimp in my own right as well.

Also you are forgetting the 04'er connection, as I had class with his beautiful wife (shortsooner). I also used to work up on the same floor as Top Dawg in college. Finally Top Dawg, Blind Cajan, 04'er, and Rhino are all in the same fraternity.

7 degress of Kevin Bacon! What do I win!

Now you're gettin it twisted, because Rhino and I actually met when he co-hosted a sports show on Wire48. (Not counting the times we competed against each other at OIPA.)

[RacerX]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5738/gameoveruq9.png

[olevetonahill]

Bout time hes making an "honest woman " of you ;)
Grats Guys

[soonerboomer93]

my condolances...


;)

[sooneron]

Congrats and have the time of your life at the wedding. It's all for you guys.

[Sooner_Bob]

So should we expect to see you guys on The Real Wedding Crashers?

[goingoneight]

So, 5 days until your in-laws start asking when you're going to get around having kids.

"I always hated the old ladies saying "you'rrrrrrre NEXT" at every damn wedding I attended. So, next time I go to a funeral... oh yeah... IT'S ON!!!

YOU'RRRRRRRRE NEXT, OLD LADY!!! :D"

-Dave Edwards

[VeeJay]

You need to put in your vows something like:

"In sickness and in health, we will not post on the South Oval in the same thread using the words "Aw, baby."

If you are so inclined pick up the phone. Or get a room.

Congratulations!!

[King Crimson]

good on ya two, Rhino and Lil.

[OU4LIFE]

So should we expect to see you guys on The Real Wedding Crashers?

I'm doing my best to hunt it down.

I've been working on my balloon animals....

[Sooner24]

and you guys should post the video.

..of the wedding, perverts.


I still think they should do this for their Honeymoon. :D

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-09-07-mile-high-club_x.htm

[Zbird]

So, only 3 days until we kidnap Rhino and leave him naked by the side of the road in rural Arkansas. :D


Superglued to an exercise bike?

[usmc-sooner]

Best wishes to you both

[Frozen Sooner]

Way to go, guys.

[LilSooner]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5738/gameoveruq9.png


I actually bought him that shirt after we got engaged.

[picasso]

best of luck you two.

my day is coming, 5 weeks from tomorrow.:)

[King Crimson]

et tu, pic?

[sanantoniosooner]

best of luck you two.

my day is coming, 5 weeks from tomorrow.:)
You're marrying Rhino too?

[OU4LIFE]

they're mormon.

[picasso]

You're marrying Rhino too?
I'm marrying the local bag lady, Marge. she ain't pretty but boy can she cook.

[picasso]

et tu, pic?
yes. me too.

4 years in the making. sorry for the thread jack Lil.:D

and, I like the t-shirt.

[soonerbrat]

So tomorrow's the big day? Congrats Rhino & Lil :)

[King Crimson]

yes. me too.

4 years in the making. sorry for the thread jack Lil.:D

and, I like the t-shirt.

word up, g.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

best of luck you two.

my day is coming, 5 weeks from tomorrow.:)

Jeebus there are a lot of STUPID people on this board......












































7 weeks from tomorrow for me and the baby-doll...hey, don't blame me Lil', he jacked it first... :D

[StoopTroup]

Is there a Prenup involved? ;)

NTTAWWT

:pop:

[LilSooner]

So tomorrow's the big day? Congrats Rhino & Lil :)

Nope Sunday. 5-6-07, so I can't forget.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

[Hamhock]

Nope Sunday. 5-6-07, so I can't forget.


at 12:34?

[soonerbrat]

Nope Sunday. 5-6-07, so I can't forget.


that is a very cool anniversary

[dolemitesooner]

Wedding to be crashed.....are your brides maids hawt and single so I can move in for the need y brides maids tail

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Nope Sunday. 5-6-07, so I can't forget.

So how's ya gonna remember next year? :confused:

[TopDawg]

So how's ya gonna remember next year? :confused:

They'll celebrate on June 7th.

Twas a loverly affair. In the Hall of Mirrors at the Civic Center. It was a perfectly Lil and Rhino wedding. Very relaxed-yet-classy. A fun and special time.

The HoM @ the CC was the perfect location. Rhino did a great job with the music* (of course) and Lil did a great job with everything else. She looked stunning in her dress and he looked very dapper in his tux.

Sorry I don't have any pictures of the wedding. But I do have this:

http://www.petcaretips.net/cats_Musical_Poster.jpg

It was playing at the Civic Center at the same time and was part of the reason I couldn't park close. At least the weather was nice, if a bit windy.

*I thought it was cool that my dad (who officiated my wedding) and I walked in to Led Zeppelin. But Rhino had his ring bearers walk in to White Stripes (I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends). That's cool.

[blueyedsooner]

YEAH!!! It was absolutely beautiful!!! I have a new sister-in-law and a very happy brother! Life is good! What a GROOVY wedding....Rhino and some others here have the best dance moves EVAR!! ;)

[Mjcpr]

I wonder what they're up to now? I had expected to hear from them.

;)

[TopDawg]

YEAH!!! It was absolutely beautiful!!! I have a new sister-in-law and a very happy brother! Life is good! What a GROOVY wedding....Rhino and some others here have the best dance moves EVAR!! ;)

I was very impressed with Rhino's freestyle moves.

[OU4LIFE]

I was very impressed with Rhino's freestyle moves.

so there IS a wedding night video........

congrats you two. I tried to find it and crash it, but I was lost.

[Osce0la]

so there IS a wedding night video........

congrats you two. I tried to find it and crash it, but I was lost.
Did you get directions from the Westboro people, I heard they were going to protest the wedding...

;)

[Fugue]

congrats guys

[ChickSoonerFan]

Congrats!!!!