Melo

[yermom]

Melo <<< Poop in a Can


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[Fraggle145]

http://www.gagworks.com/ProductImages/110173.jpg

Thats not poop in a can, this is poop in a can.

[SicEmBaylor]

My dad bought petrified poop once, I **** you not.

[VeeJay]

My new assistant dropped "dookie" on me yesterday.

The word, not the dookie.

[yermom]

i can't believe Melo never showed up for her own thread

[Osce0la]

My new assistant dropped "dookie" on me yesterday.

The word, not the dookie.
Green Day fan? http://www.punknet.com.br/setlist/img/dookie.jpg

[skycat]

My dad bought petrified poop once, I **** you not.

Are you telling me that there are parents out there that don't have a corprolite sitting on a shelf in their house?:eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

Are you telling me that there are parents out there that don't have a corprolite sitting on a shelf in their house?:eek:
Well, he's an Aggie. I'm positive there aren't any normal people who do.

[skycat]

Well, he's an Aggie. I'm positive there aren't any normal people who do.

Are you calling my sainted mother abnormal?
:mad:

[SicEmBaylor]

Are you calling my sainted mother abnormal?
:mad:
Is she an aggie?

[skycat]

She's an Ichabod.

Take that.

[SicEmBaylor]

She's an Ichabod.

Take that.
Okay, no normal people EXCEPT your mother have petrified **** on their shelf.

[rufnek05]

why does it seem that half the threads on here talk about ****? just wondering

[yermom]

half the threads that aren't are ****ty anyway ;)

[rufnek05]

haha. i mean, who doesn't find **** amusing?

[Osce0la]

it's funnier when referred to as "poop"

[Fraggle145]

I find the phrase "doo-doo brown" to be amusing.

I also laugh at fart noises. every time. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21659101-13762,00.html

Wife feeds dog poo to husband

By staff writers with BBC

May 02, 2007 02:39pm

AN unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry, the BBC has reported.

Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty in a Scottish court to culpable and reckless conduct against her ex-husband Donald Martin.

The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.

At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement , the BBC reported.

Martin's defence lawyer Terry Gallanagh compared the case to "an episode of Desperate Housewives", and said that at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage "had hit an all time low".

Mr Gallanagh told the court that Martin wrongly believed that her husband was having an affair.

He claimed that his client had endured "continued mental abuse" over a period of about five years.

The court heard that Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife's parenting skills and started a new business without telling her.

The couple are now in the process of getting divorced.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.

This part is making me laugh.

[mikeelikee]

Anybody else see the latest episode of The Sopranos? Young Vito dumping in the locker room shower? Ewwwwwwwww!!

[frankensooner]

It was okay until he stepped in it

[Melo]

Yay! I was having a bad day... and this brightened it a bit. My own thread. I love my thread. *hugs*

Thank you, Yermom, for this ****ty thread! :D