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Melo
5/1/2007, 09:38 PM
I changed my avatar.

And I thought everyone should know. Its been awhile since I whored for attention. And I'm jealous that SicEm has a thread entirely his own with just his name and that it was made by someone else on the board. But thats not important. No, not at all.

;)
sanantoniosooner
5/1/2007, 09:40 PM
Urine in an Urn would work too.
Melo
5/1/2007, 09:42 PM
Urine in an Urn would work too.

Yes, but the word 'urine' does not have as much humor value as 'poop'.
GottaHavePride
5/1/2007, 09:44 PM
Live Chicken in a Can >>> Poop in a Can.
SicEmBaylor
5/1/2007, 09:44 PM
The tab is there to open the can, the can is there to hold in the poop.
Melo
5/1/2007, 09:45 PM
Live Chicken in a Can >>> Poop in a Can.

Or how about live chicken poop in a can? Huh? HUH?!
rufnek05
5/1/2007, 09:57 PM
**** on a shingle > poop in a can
sanantoniosooner
5/1/2007, 10:01 PM
Crap in a crate?
soonerboomer93
5/1/2007, 10:01 PM
Public Service Announcement

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:

Water = Poop
Liquor = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink liquor and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service
sanantoniosooner
5/1/2007, 10:07 PM
Feces Pieces?
GottaHavePride
5/1/2007, 11:18 PM
Feces Pieces?
Made with real, 100% Rhesus Penis Butter.



God, talk about a line I will nevar forget. thanks for warping my fragile little mind, VK.
sanantoniosooner
5/1/2007, 11:20 PM
scat on a mat?
sanantoniosooner
5/1/2007, 11:32 PM
dump in a clump?
OCUDad
5/2/2007, 12:51 AM
Dookie on a cookie?
crawfish
5/2/2007, 07:40 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif
sanantoniosooner
5/2/2007, 08:21 AM
squat on a cot?
Hatfield
5/2/2007, 08:32 AM
bowel in a bowl?
SoonerAtKU
5/2/2007, 08:38 AM
squirt on a shirt?
sanantoniosooner
5/2/2007, 08:40 AM
deuce in some juice?
SoonerAtKU
5/2/2007, 08:40 AM
a growler in a Prowler?
VeeJay
5/2/2007, 08:57 AM
Mud Pie
rufnek05
5/2/2007, 09:32 AM
did she shat on a turtle?
Hatfield
5/2/2007, 10:00 AM
mud in a bud