Should I shave the rest of my belly?

[sanantoniosooner]

When they did the surgery, they only shaved half my belly. It looks funny to me.

I'm trying to decide if I should use the clippers and make the whole thing uniform.

[GottaHavePride]

Dude, you can admit it. By "rest of your belly" you mean "balls."

[soonerboomer93]

naw, his wife holds onto those


she has 'em locked in a drawer with a note "only needed once per year for secks"

[sanantoniosooner]

My wife is complaining because my belly whiskers stab her when I spoon.

I told her I've been stabbed by her leg hairs for 18 years now and she can tough it out.

[GottaHavePride]

well, clippers will just make all of your chest hair stabby, then. To fix that complaint you'll have to either actually shave it or go have it waxed off. Your call on which one is more gay. ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

Well I'm stuck with half stabby.

The question is if I should go full stabby just so it all looks the same.

[Soonerus]

The visual here is not pretty...

[sanantoniosooner]

The visual here is not pretty...
EXACTLY. I have to look at it daily.

Half a hairy belly is disturbing.

[GottaHavePride]

Well, again you've got a few options:

1 - just leave it and wait for the stabby hair to grow back out.

2 - clip the rest of it so it all looks uniform, but then ALL your hair will be scratchy to your wife.

3 - Go have it all waxed off, your wife will love the way it feels, and when the hair finally grows back it will be a lot softer than shaved-off hair ends.

The problem with option 3 is that it doesn't sound like a very manly choice, is more expensive, and will probably hurt like a bitch. The wife will love it, though.

[sanantoniosooner]

waxing is not an option.

It's either trim to similar length, or ignore.

[soonerboomer93]

sometimes GHP's answers concern me


i think he's been waxing too much

[GottaHavePride]

sometimes GHP's answers concern me


i think he's been waxing too much

I've never tried it. I'm just saying, if your wife complains it's all scratchy-feeling, you probably won't be able to keep her away from you if you wax it all off for her.

[yermom]

Nair?

[GottaHavePride]

Nair?

Heh. Chemical de-foliant.

[Soonerus]

Guys who wax concern me, especially in the lockeroom....

[sanantoniosooner]

Let me reiterate that I don't want smoothness. I want uniformity.

Stabby hair may help protect my delicate incisions for a while anyway.

[yermom]

GHP way too up on the hair removal

i'm thinking shorn scrotum

it's breathtaking, isn't it?

http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/519/dr_evil_1.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. Never done that, either.

[Soonerus]

In all due respect, shorn scrotum is a horse of a different color.....

[IronSooner]

My wife is complaining because my belly whiskers stab her when I spoon.



Congratulations. You're now the little spoon. YWIA. ;)

[soonerbrat]

Stabby hair may help protect my delicate incisions for a while anyway.



or irritate them


I'm glad I didn't have to worry about that when i had my gall bladder out...

[sanantoniosooner]

I think I'll go ahead and get the clippers out and even it all up. It just looks plain silly otherwise.

[BigRedJed]

I've never tried it. I'm just saying, if your wife complains it's all scratchy-feeling, you probably won't be able to keep her away from you if you wax it all off for her.
You've obviously not been paying attention in SO class. SAS has no trouble keeping his wife away from him.

[OUDoc]

Can't believe no one did this yet.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060804/13296__virgin_l.jpg

[soonerbrat]

I think I'll go ahead and get the clippers out and even it all up. It just looks plain silly otherwise.


well good grief are you hairy like a monkey or something?

[BigRedJed]

http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/08/19/40_year_old_virgin/story.jpg

[BigRedJed]

DAMN YOU DOC!!!

[BigRedJed]

I spent too much time looking for the perfect one.

[BigRedJed]

You've got to admit mine's better.

[BigRedJed]

And I can post more often.

[sanantoniosooner]

well good grief are you hairy like a monkey or something?
No, I'm read headed, so even the hair I have doesn't stand out a lot, but I am hairy enough for a semi-bald belly to be an annoyance, even if it's just me looking at it.

[OUDoc]

DAMN YOU DOC!!!
:D
Yes, yours is better.

[crawfish]

No posting restrictions, and STILL pwned by doc. :D

[BigRedJed]

What's disturbing is that I spent more time than I really needed to looking at pictures of Steve Carell's bare chest.

[BigRedJed]

No posting restrictions, and STILL pwned by doc. :D
I'm only limited by my own ineptness.

[soonerbrat]

What's disturbing is that I spent more time than I really needed to looking at pictures of Steve Carell's bare chest.



you know you liked it

[TexasLidig8r]

Amateurs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QAHHXnGUo&mode=related&search=

Language NSFW!

[stoopified]

When I had surgery they shaved half my head and I had the rest shaved off.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I keep checking back in here for pictures...I can't cast a vote till I have a visual.

[Hamhock]

or irritate them


I'm glad I didn't have to worry about that when i had my gall bladder out...


you went ahead and shaved the whole belly in advance?

[soonerbrat]

you went ahead and shaved the whole belly in advance?


no, i waxed it

[BigRedJed]

KELLY CLARKSON!!!

[proud gonzo]

My wife is complaining because my belly whiskers stab her when I spoon.

I told her I've been stabbed by her leg hairs for 18 years now and she can tough it out.and you wonder why you're not getting any. :rolleyes:

[sanantoniosooner]

I get some. It's just sporadic and mixed with psychological warfare.

[BigRedJed]

Dude. Did you marry my ex-wife?

[sanantoniosooner]

Dude. Did you marry my ex-wife?
Nope. I got my psycho straight from the dealer.

[proud gonzo]

I get some. It's just sporadic and mixed with psychological warfare.maybe you should wax your belly and not mention your wife's stubbly legs. or maybe take your wife with you and treat her to the spa while you get de-haired. you won't look gay walking in, and she'll be happy.

[Mjcpr]

you won't look gay walking in, and she'll be happy.

sas doesn't walk so much as he sashays.

[sanantoniosooner]

maybe you should wax your belly and not mention your wife's stubbly legs. or maybe take your wife with you and treat her to the spa while you get de-haired. you won't look gay walking in, and she'll be happy.
not mention hairy legs. You have some sense of humor.

You know those little shivers you ladies get that cause you porcupine? They inflict pain on anyone within the "snuggle" zone.

It's the only thing that universally makes men scream.

[proud gonzo]

not mention hairy legs. You have some sense of humor.

You know those little shivers you ladies get that cause you porcupine? They inflict pain on anyone within the "snuggle" zone.

It's the only thing that universally makes men scream.guess you better go with option 2 then, huh?

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm gonna use my clippers.

My only decision right now is whether I pictorially document the event.

[proud gonzo]

you could at least use an actual razor instead of clippers

[sanantoniosooner]

you could at least use an actual razor instead of clippers
The side they shaved has a weeks growth on it now. I don't want to start totally over.

[OUDoc]

With hindsight, this is a disturbing thread.

[sanantoniosooner]

With hindsight, this is a disturbing thread.
no.......

I wont shave my *** too.

[soonerboomer93]

What's disturbing is that I enjoyed spending more time than I really needed to looking at pictures of Steve Carell's bare chest.


:eek:

[OKC-SLC]

i'm not even sure what to say about this thread.

while at first it seems worthless without pics (alluded to above), I think it may be all the better for it.