PDA

View Full Version : Does anyone know the answer to this riddle?


soonerbrat
4/30/2007, 12:16 PM
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Petro-Sooner
4/30/2007, 12:17 PM
I'll guess wind. Or maybe air. I dont know.
hurricane'bone
4/30/2007, 12:19 PM
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No
soonerboy_odanorth
4/30/2007, 12:28 PM
.... Dear baby Jebus, please lock this thread before the insanity ensues. :D
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:30 PM
I love riddles, but I have no idea....

Now I am going to be trying to figure this out all day long!!!
crawfish
4/30/2007, 12:30 PM
Very small rocks!
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:36 PM
I think it is the Sun.
yermom
4/30/2007, 12:37 PM
No

i was thinking "nothing" like that other riddle :D
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 12:37 PM
The sun makes dudes pee? :confused: :D
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:38 PM
or some sort of gas
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 12:39 PM
Not that I have a better answer, mind you.
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 12:40 PM
Chuck Norris?
OUinFLA
4/30/2007, 12:40 PM
or some sort of gas

oh, right, :mad: blame it on me!
Beef
4/30/2007, 12:40 PM
Very small cocks!
Dude.
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:40 PM
The sun makes dudes pee? :confused: :D

I know!!!! I can't help it!! :D

I will just keep guessing and guessing and making myself look stupid.

:O
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 12:41 PM
Pudding?
Howzit
4/30/2007, 12:43 PM
:les: A LIZARD!!!!
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 12:45 PM
S*** on a shingle?
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:47 PM
now you guys are just making **** up.



:D
1stTimeCaller
4/30/2007, 12:48 PM
pressure?
Beef
4/30/2007, 12:48 PM
Strippers.
soonerbrat
4/30/2007, 12:50 PM
I just noticed that "champagne" is spelled incorrectly. I copied and pasted this but I didn't proofread it...i just wanted you all to know that I know how to spell....before someone makes fun of me.
Howzit
4/30/2007, 12:51 PM
So, was 'lizard' right?
rufnek05
4/30/2007, 12:51 PM
i'm going to guess..........
soonerbrat
4/30/2007, 12:52 PM
So, was 'lizard' right?


yes. you're so smart.
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 12:52 PM
Strippers.

Is that your answer to everything?

:rolleyes:
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 12:53 PM
I just noticed that "champagne" is spelled incorrectly. I copied and pasted this but I didn't proofread it...i just wanted you all to know that I know how to spell....before someone makes fun of me.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/24818BP~The-Simpsons-Nelson-Haha-Posters.jpg
skycat
4/30/2007, 12:54 PM
No. You can't guess the riddle.
Howzit
4/30/2007, 12:55 PM
No. You can't guess the riddle.


pssst...it was 'lizard'.
OUDoc
4/30/2007, 12:57 PM
sex?

Or BSG.
Mjcpr
4/30/2007, 12:57 PM
Is it tomato sauce?
rufnek05
4/30/2007, 12:59 PM
figured it out!!! its AIDS

or God
Beef
4/30/2007, 01:00 PM
Is that your answer to everything?

:rolleyes:
When beer isn't the correct answer.
Osce0la
4/30/2007, 01:01 PM
Nick Saban :confused:
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 01:03 PM
When beer isn't the correct answer.

When is beer not the answer to everything?
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 01:05 PM
When beer isn't the correct answer.

BEER!!!!

Is BEER THE ANSWER!!???
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 01:05 PM
camel toad.
1stTimeCaller
4/30/2007, 01:07 PM
When is beer not the answer to everything?
When the question is: What do you want all over your lap tonight?
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 01:14 PM
I'm still going with beer.
soonerscuba
4/30/2007, 01:14 PM
8 pound, 2 ounce baby Jesus?
Beef
4/30/2007, 01:14 PM
BEER!!!!

Is BEER THE ANSWER!!???
It's been the answer to many of my problems. And the cause of them.
Frozen Sooner
4/30/2007, 01:20 PM
No.
crawfish
4/30/2007, 01:22 PM
Fisshesss, my precioussss...
Jeopardude
4/30/2007, 01:28 PM
The answer is "no"
Osce0la
4/30/2007, 01:41 PM
YES!!! The answer is YES!!!
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 01:50 PM
Can you guess the riddle?

No.
crawfish
4/30/2007, 01:50 PM
The answer is "no"

Maybe for you. :D
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 01:53 PM
No.

Hey Czar, ask 'em that riddle you asked me over the weekend that proved I was a sociopath.
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 01:58 PM
(Answer the riddle with the first thing that comes to mind, or the second.)

There is a grown woman. She goes to her own mother's funeral. There she meets a stranger, the man of her dreams! He's wonderful! Her soul-mate. He feels the same way about her. They get interrupted. He vanishes into the chaotic crowd. She didn't get his name. He didn't sign the guest-book. She's distraught. Two days later, she kills her sister.

Riddle: Why did she kill her sister?
Frozen Sooner
4/30/2007, 02:00 PM
(Answer the riddle with the first thing that comes to mind, or the second. But don't dwell on it for more than a few minutes, and don't read anyone else's answer before posting your answer even if you just post that you don't know. Really. This will be interesting tomorrow when I tell you what it says about you. This is fun, just in case you were in doubt :)

There is a grown woman. She goes to her own mother's funeral. There she meets a stranger, the man of her dreams! He's wonderful! Her soul-mate. He feels the same way about her. They get interrupted. He vanishes into the chaotic crowd. She didn't get his name. He didn't sign the guest-book. She's distraught. Two days later, she kills her sister.

Riddle: Why did she kill her sister?

Because she's a psychopath and figured that she'd be able to see the guy at her sister's funeral.
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 02:02 PM
she was a conjoined twin that committed suicide. The death of the sister was just the result of taking her own life.
Howzit
4/30/2007, 02:02 PM
(Answer the riddle with the first thing that comes to mind, or the second.)

There is a grown woman. She goes to her own mother's funeral. There she meets a stranger, the man of her dreams! He's wonderful! Her soul-mate. He feels the same way about her. They get interrupted. He vanishes into the chaotic crowd. She didn't get his name. He didn't sign the guest-book. She's distraught. Two days later, she kills her sister.

Riddle: Why did she kill her sister?

:les: A LIZARD!!!



These are too easy for a ginormous bran like mine.
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 02:03 PM
Because she's a psychopath and figured that she'd be able to see the guy at her sister's funeral.

:les: riddle ruiner!!!!!!
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 02:03 PM
Because she's a psychopath and figured that she'd be able to see the guy at her sister's funeral.

:les:psycho
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 02:05 PM
Dear Soonerbrat,

I am sorry Czar threadjacked your riddle. I really enjoyed your part of the thread while it lasted.
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 02:11 PM
i sorry
http://www.kinokadr.ru/photoes/2006/04/01/shrek3/cat.jpg
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 02:13 PM
Do I have to wait until tomorrow to find out what my answer says about me?
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 02:14 PM
Do I have to wait until tomorrow to find out what my answer says about me?

Yes.
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 02:15 PM
I will kill you.
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 02:16 PM
Do I have to wait until tomorrow to find out what my answer says about me?

I'm gonna go with impatient.
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 02:16 PM
I'll kill you too.
toast
4/30/2007, 02:17 PM
Found this searching Google:


TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 02:20 PM
so it wasn't a lizard?
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 02:21 PM
I'll kill you too.

and violent.
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 02:22 PM
Found this searching Google:


TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

http://hackedgadgets.com/2007/04/26/cnc-toast-graphics/
toast
4/30/2007, 02:22 PM
I'll kill you too.


I like the lizard answer best.
Hamhock
4/30/2007, 02:24 PM
I like the lizard answer best.


scaredy cat
toast
4/30/2007, 02:26 PM
Call me french toast.
crawfish
4/30/2007, 02:32 PM
A DUCK!
Howzit
4/30/2007, 02:34 PM
A DUCK!

That makes no sense at all.
Osce0la
4/30/2007, 02:34 PM
God, people, the Fish belongs to the German...geez...
85Sooner
4/30/2007, 02:50 PM
I think it is the Sun.


i CONCUR
soonerboy_odanorth
4/30/2007, 02:58 PM
CDIAB!
ChickSoonerFan
4/30/2007, 03:29 PM
i CONCUR

SEE!!!


I knew I was right from the very beginning.
Beef
4/30/2007, 03:40 PM
SEE!!!


I knew I was right from the very beginning.
I'm the one that guessed strippers. Not you.
OUinFLA
4/30/2007, 04:26 PM
I'm the one that guessed strippers. Not you.

Judges Ruling: Beef's answer is not valid due to lack of submitted video evidence.




Too bad, I could have supported strippers...........oh, wait. I already have supported some.
Suerreal
4/30/2007, 05:06 PM
42
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2007, 05:51 PM
:42:
SleestakSooner
4/30/2007, 08:45 PM
Dust is actually what causes champagne to bubble but I just couldn't see what dust had to do with making boys pee :)
JohnnyMack
4/30/2007, 09:52 PM
Nutsack?